Lakers: Adande dropping truth bombs

[DPG21920]

The company is called Dancing Bear Style Parites you dummy Style is not the key word - "As an initiation into the company all male dancers must perform oral fellatio on 3 other male members to prove their sexuality" are the key words homie.

[benefactor]

Kool might have to talk to the ol ballllllllllllll coachhhhhhhhhhhh after det one.

That's worse than loving Naruto.

[DPG21920]

Also, what a proper thread le. There are definitely some truth bombs coming out (no pun intended Kool ; ]) today.

[Koolaid_Man]

The company is called Dancing Bear Style Parites you dummy Style is not the key word - "As an initiation into the company all male dancers must perform oral fellatio on 3 other male members to prove their sexuality" are the key words homie.

Lol...I won't defend their company because I'm not associated with it. However your claims seem unsubstantiated

Where's your proof that's their policy...link please

[DPG21920]

Now you want nothing to do with it and links You ridiculous dawg. Proof? I'm sure you got Monica Lewinsky type stain on your Nike's that's proof.

This just serves as another warning - don't think you can waltz around here undetected. Ima call you out all day err day when I see you acting the fool and lying. I get paid $500 a pop every time I put you in yo place and Ima rich man today

[Koolaid_Man]

Now you want nothing to do with it and links You ridiculous dawg. Proof? I'm sure you got Monica Lewinsky type stain on your Nike's that's proof.

This just serves as another warning - don't think you can waltz around here undetected. Ima call you out all day err day when I see you acting the fool and lying. I get paid $500 a pop every time I put you in yo place and Ima rich man today

So what u saying is you don't have links or proof and you made it all up?

Where's the proof that's their policy....regardless it doesn't change my plans to shake in my thong tonight..

It does make you seem angry about $500

[DPG21920]

That doesn't make any sense. You are a dancing bear and they are the worlds largest sexual male strip dancers in the world. Now neal wit it.

[ambchang]

Iverson was asked to play point for some of his career...but he won't lead Kobe for long in assists...and as for scoring he's far behind on the all time list...so no it doesn't make Iverson better...it's all about les and the all-time scoring list...that's what makes you better than Kobe...and Kobe is climbing that list real fast

Why are les and all time scoring lists the defacto standards?

I prefer to use years with the Spurs, career points, rebounds and assists with the Spurs as the barometer, to which Kobe is worse off than Mengke Bateer.

[Koolaid_Man]

That doesn't make any sense. You are a dancing bear and they are the worlds largest sexual male strip dancers in the world. Now neal wit it.

Grow up kid. Admit you lied and made it all up..that's the best way to save face..

I'm just doing a friend a favor tonight....who knows I may expand my friends with benefits network after tonights performance.

[DPG21920]

First you admit it. Then you back track and say you know nothing about it. Well, even if that is true, you seem damn interested in learning about a company now that you claimed you knew nothing about when you "learned" about their methods from me . Now you want links and all kinds of stuff. So either you work for them and already know like you said orrrrrrrr you don't and once learning about their ways you need links to do research.


You lose either way now and no saving face for you

Here's your proof: http://bit.ly/WseYMj

[Koolaid_Man]

First you admit it. Then you back track and say you know nothing about it. Wesell, even if that is true, you seem damn interested in learning about a company now that you claimed you knew nothing about when you "learned" about their methods from me . Now you want links and all kinds of stuff. So either you work for them and already know like you said orrrrrrrr you don't and once learning about their ways you need links to do research.


You lose either way now and no saving face for you

Here's your proof: http://bit.ly/WseYMj

Ok.

[ambchang]

I expected Kool to get killed on this thread when I started it, just not this way.

[Killakobe81]

Lol Adande doesn't love Kobe ... Freely admits he was a Shaq guy but nice try ...the article already makes the point about Kobe's fgas no need to exaggerate. Now let the trolling continue ...proceed.

[LkrFan]

tbh

[midnightpulp]

tbh

But when they're sucking Kirby's , I bet you consider them the best sports' journalists working today.

[midnightpulp]

Kobe also has more assist than Duncan..and det should not be the case...Duncan passes out of the double teams should hit the open man for the shot everytime...and yet Kobe is also top 50 all time in assists...he's made a ton of players better...in fact Bruce Bowen wouldn't even be in the leauge if it wasn't for how good Kobe was..Pop didn't know what to do with Kobe he tried throwing the kitchen sink at that dude and finally settled on Bowen...who Kobe had his best years scoring against...

just like this one:

Bowen actually put both hands on the floor he got shook so bad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x55VxeRs0Q

Ambchang on you. Quit spinning.

Your logic dictates that A.I. is a better player than Kirby. As well as Krl Malone.

[KaiRMD1]

I went into this thread expecting to see some good little for tat about Kobe's numbers and Duncan's numbers and what do I get? From now on if I see Koolaid's name in a thread, I'm gonna stop reading it.

[LkrFan]

But when they're sucking Kirby's , I bet you consider them the best sports' journalists working today.

Never did. They sided with Shaq. Colorado was just furthered the phenomenon known as hating on Kobe.

[Clipper Nation]

Never did. They sided with Shaq. Colorado was just furthered the phenomenon known as hating on Kobe.

ESPN fellates Kobe and everything Laker-related, let's be real now....

[midnightpulp]

ESPN fellates Kobe and everything Laker-related, let's be real now....

Yep.

Typical headlines from ESPN after a Lakers win:

"Kobe's 34 points leads Lakers past [insert team]." (The fact he shot 11-32 in unimportant)

"Kobe's clutch 4th quarter rallies Lakers to win." (The fact he went 2-10 overall in the 4th is unimportant. All that matters is he hit a couple of key shots down the stretch)


ESPN loves that boy, with the exception of Henry Abbott.

[KaiRMD1]

I thought ESPN was on Lebron's nuts more?

[Juggity]

[Leetonidas]

I don't have much time to play with yall today...I gotta get prepared for a dancing bear style party tonight... I will be playing the role of one of the male strippers tonight at a friends b-day party...these Ho's want some caramel chocolate and who better to perform than Kool? I plan to be flapping my all ova the place....

but real quick...

some numbers hit me today that all but renders Duncan's les meaningless...if you consider Kobe a "true" sidekick during his first 3...This will blow you out the water...

Let's compare Kobe's first 3 les (the infamous 'side-kick' 3-peat) with Duncan's first 3 les:


Each succeeding year Kobe 'the 'side-kick'averaged 21.1 pts ; 29.4 pts ; & 26.6 ppg respectively in the playoffs of our 3 peat.

While Duncan averaged 23.2 pts, 24.7 pts, & 23.6 ppg respectively during the play-offs for his first 3 les.

These numbers alone show that les won in LA are much much much more valuable than les won in SA...Kobe's numbers as a side-kick in LA are more impressive than Duncan's numbers as the primary go-to guy in SA...

Further to my point - Kobe averaged 25.4pts, 5.9reb, and 5.13ast for the regular season during LA's 3-peat. Better than 95% of all players for those years.

Overall Kobe averaged 25.7pts, 5.83reb, and 5.09ast for the playoffs during LA's 3-peat.

You can't have your cake and eat it to Spur fan...either Shaq is better than Duncan or he's better than Kobe...however, you cannot present a valid argument that makes sense to the rest of the world that Duncan is better than Shaq and also better than Kobe....no reasonably sane person will buy it...

This should effectively end the Kobe vs Shaq debate (who were co-equals) and more importantly Kobe vs. Duncan.


Imma wear my leopard print thong tonight

only PPG matters

[Jodelo]

Is that for real?

[Koolaid_Man]

I thought ESPN was on Lebron's nuts more?

Less than 5 min after posting the below quote you post the ^ above quote...what a piece of work.... so much for being a man of your word

I went into this thread expecting to see some good little for tat about Kobe's numbers and Duncan's numbers and what do I get? From now on if I see Koolaid's name in a thread, I'm gonna stop reading it.