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  1. #1
    silverblk mystix
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    So had to clean up all day after the semi-wild New Years Eve bash....and I thought to myself (because that is the kind of guy I am)....

    Which Spurstalkers get which items? For example - I saved Charlie Sheen a nice Dildo (see #12 )...but which other Spurstalkers deserve the other items....and more importantly...if you had a NYE party and think OTHER Spurstalk Club posters deserve to get something....please post it here. Thanks.

    Here is the list...oh by the way...I am getting old so it was a mild party;


    #1) Jello (barrel-full) (some unused)
    #2) Hula Hoops
    #3) Farm Animals (some still alive)
    #4) Trannies
    #5) Midget Trannies
    #6) Black Midget Trannies
    #7) Hermaphrodite Black Midget Trannies (reserved for C.Funt)
    #8) Albino Hermaphrodite Black Midget Trannies
    #9) Nazi Uniforms
    #10) Super Hero Outfits
    #11) Chandeliers
    #12) Dildoes (Double-Headed French Tickler w/Duracells reserved for Charlie Sheen)
    #14) Other "assorted" sex toys
    #15) Lube (Astro-glide & Aqualube) (Reserved for Blake & Chumpie - pkg deal)
    #16) Glitter
    #17) Confetti
    #18) Hamsters (some alive/some lubed)
    #19) Whips,Chains,Clubs & other assorted items


    Thanks and please help me place these items with the correct Spurstalkers!

    Happy New Year!

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    sup? hehateme's Avatar
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    This will only end in failure for SBM per the ol usual.

    Smh oh well.

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    silverblk mystix
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    This will only end in failure for SBM per the ol usual.

    Smh oh well.

    lol

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    Got Woke? DMC's Avatar
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    If you listed " stained latex gloves" I would know to put those with you.

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    silverblk mystix
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    If you listed " stained latex gloves" I would know to put those with you.


    Dude, those were gone the minute the party ended. So were the hot Cheerleaders, the blow, the cash, the models,etc....


    This other stuff that I had to clean up were all leftover party favors - so to speak.

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    silverblk mystix
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    Why does Funt get all the Hermaphrodite Black Midget Trannies?

    Thank You Though! I needed to replace my wife's dildo you got doo doo on.


    Funt has issues deciding on-

    "balls to the nose"


    or


    "hair pie" (or shaved pie)



    So I tried to be a friend and give her an all-inclusive pkg!

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    smh keep your prison job

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    silverblk mystix
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    smh keep your prison job

    Enjoying the lube?

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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    I'll enjoy watching you get pinked

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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    This is such a poor attempt at humor that reading it has actually made me feel sorry for you.

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    I've never seen ST make anyone go off the deep end more than this imbecile.

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    silverblk mystix
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    I've never seen ST make anyone go off the deep end more than this imbecile.
    Just see if I send you any items.

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    silverblk mystix
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    This is such a poor attempt at humor that reading it has actually made me feel sorry for you.
    Relax. Lighten up.

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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    Says the OP who started this thread forged from years of pent up internet frustration and butthurt

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    silverblk mystix
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    Says the OP who started this thread forged from years of pent up internet frustration and butthurt

    At least I am not a CUCK!



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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    At least I am not a CUCK!


    You inspect prisoner ass holes.

    Not a very enjoyable line of work, imo.

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    silverblk mystix
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    You inspect prisoner ass holes.

    Not a very enjoyable line of work, imo.

    You try to guess what people do for a living (and not very good at it)...

    And you are A CUCK!

    Can't say if it is enjoyable or not...but it is pretty disgusting!



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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    You try to guess what people do for a living (and not very good at it)...

    And you are A CUCK!

    Can't say if it is enjoyable or not...but it is pretty disgusting!


    Since you confirmed it's disgusting, I'd say I guessed right.

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    silverblk mystix
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    Since you confirmed it's disgusting, I'd say I guessed right.

    Being a CUCK is what I was referring to - CUCK! That is disgusting to all but you!

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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    You try to guess what posters do in their bedrooms. (you suck at it).

  23. #23
    silverblk mystix
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    You try to guess what posters do in their bedrooms. (you suck at it).

    Never had to guess - you volunteered the info in your original CUCK thread! Everyone read it. Live with it.

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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    Never had to guess - you volunteered the info in your original CUCK thread! Everyone read it. Live with it.
    You didn't read it.

    lol enlightened

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    silverblk mystix
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    You didn't read it.

    lol enlightened



    Why are they mean- I only got Cucked a few times!!!!

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