Black vs White

[DMC]

I want a running back, defensive back, hurdler, long jumper, sprinter, a bluesman, a soul singer, a dancer, I 'll be looking for a black guy.

I want a swimmer, hockey player, pocket passer, country singer, possesion receiver, punk rocker, heavy metal guitarist, race car driver, I'll be looking for some white dude.


Don't give a about diet.

Some things simply can't be done if we try to ignore race. Imagine black guys....



White guys......

If I want a big fat ass smelling compilation of hair, piss, yeast foam and flab to double for Jabba the Hut, I'll want you.

[DMC]

Another black thing and we all know it.

How many yards did he lose? Is that supposed to be impressive because he ran back 20 yards and ran up 10?

[AussieFanKurt]

I fail to understand why starting threads make you a good poster, I better start posting stupid threads about track and field and race and maybe I'll be a good poster in avante's eyes

[Avante]

Sure, you're just acting stupid for your own amusement.

Makes perfect sense.

Do you see me following anyone around like you do? Why do you play that?

[Avante]

If I want a big fat ass smelling compilation of hair, piss, yeast foam and flab to double for Jabba the Hut, I'll want you.

If I want a dinky gun toting sucker who s everytime he kills anything that stood no chance to defend it's self, you're my man.

[Avante]

I fail to understand why starting threads make you a good poster, I better start posting stupid threads about track and field and race and maybe I'll be a good poster in avante's eyes

That's not what I'm saying, I'm saying unless you do start threads you are in no position to go around telling those who do what they need to do. Nobody wants to hear from someone who doesn't practice what they preach.

[ChumpDumper]

Do you see me following anyone around like you do? Why do you play that?

I see you saying the same over and over and over again begging for approval. Why do you play that?

[Avante]

I see you saying the same over and over and over again begging for approval. Why do you play that?

There ya go again totally ignoring anything asked. Why do you follow me around, answer the question.

[ChumpDumper]

There ya go again totally ignoring anything asked. Why do you follow me around, answer the question.

You never answered whether you had a radio show or not.

Do you have a radio show?

[ChumpDumper]

Do you see me following anyone around like you do?

I see you replying to all our posts.

Why do you play that?

Because you reply.

Now answer my question: Do you have a radio show?

[Avante]

You never answered whether you had a radio show or not.

Do you have a radio show?

Yes I do, I broadcast out of Exeter Cal from midnight to 4am on Sat night. I play old blues, hillbillie, rockabilly, R&B, classic oldies and country. A playlist will look something like this as far as artists go...

Hasil Adkins
Pink Anderson
Patsy Montana
Clarence Ashley...the original House of the Rising Sun
Blind Willie Reynolds
Blind Willie Walker
Blind Willie McTell
Blind Blake
Blind Alfred Reed
Blind Boy Fuller
Blind Teddy Darby
Blind Joe Taggard
Blind Roosevelt Graves....gospel
Tarter & Gay
Darby & Tarlton
Ollie Ross
Too Tight Henry
Sparkplug Smith

Now why do you follow me around?

[ChumpDumper]

I call bull .

And lol no football anyway.

[Avante]

I call bull .

Dead serious, tomorrow night it will be oldies with...


Tony Allen
The Coasters
The Olympics
Gary "US" Bonds
The Drifters
Rosie and the Originals
Inez Fox
Chuck Berry
Buddy Holly
Elvis
Little Richard
Jerry Lee Lewis
Martha and the Vandellas
Maurice Williams and the Zodiacs
Bo Diddley
Fats Domino
Big Joe Turner
Wilbert Harrison
The Shirelles
The Chifones
The Hollywood Arclyes
The Platters

Once again, why do you folllow me around like a dog.

[ChumpDumper]

Which station?

[Avante]

Which station?

Dude, are you simply dumb, answer my question, why do you follow me around?

[ChumpDumper]

Dude, are you simply dumb, answer my question, why do you follow me around?

I already told you.

Which station?

[Avante]

Tell me again, why does a dummy like you follow someone like me around? What can you talk about that would interest me?

[ChumpDumper]

Tell me again, why does a dummy like you follow someone like me around?

I post in your threads because your replies are entertaining to me.

Which station?

[Avante]

I post in your threads because your replies are entertaining to me.

Which station?

I have a show coming up in two weeks ya don't want to miss. Try....


The Grateful Dead
Steppenwolf
Ten Years After
JoAnn Kelly
Jeff Beck
Savoy Brown
Tony McPhee
Paul Butterfield Blues Band
The Doors
Neil Young
John Mayall Blues Breakers
Climax Blues Band
Jethro Tull
Van Morrison
Jimi Hendrix
The Animals
The Rolling Stones
Cream
ZZ Top
Robin Trower
Bob Dylan
Leon Russell
Johnny Winter
Dr. John
Joe er
Janis Joplin with Big Brother and the Holding Company
Donovan
Grace Slick with The Jefferson Airplane
Iron Butterfly
Country Joe and the Fish

....a must listen.

Also an interview with.....

[ChumpDumper]

We would be less likely to miss it if you listed the radio station.

[Avante]

We would be less likely to miss it if you listed the radio station.

Give me six months and you'll never look in the mirror and see that...DUH!.....staring back at you again. You'll know them blues, hillbillie, rockabilly, country, R&B, Soul, Rock, Jazz. Pro rasslin,. classic boxing, track & field, NFL/NCAA, classic sci fi. How to turn a lesbian totally around. You'll be the life of every party instead of the dunce you are now.

[ChumpDumper]

Give me six months and you'll never look in the mirror and see that...DUH!.....staring back at you again. You'll know them blues, hillbillie, rockabilly, country, R&B, Soul, Jazz. Pro rasslin;. classic boxing, track & field, NFL/NCAA, classic sci fi. You'll be the live of every party instead of the dunce you are now.

Give me the radio station the your show is on.

[Avante]

Give me the radio station the your show is on.

Now tell me amigo how does it feel to have somebody ignore your question?

I ain't on no radio station ya ing moron. But if I were my first show....

Towns Van Zandt
Calvin Russell
Ray Wylie Hubbard
Johnny "Slim" Campbell
Ray Lamontagne

And...

[ChumpDumper]

Now tell me amigo how does it feel to have somebody ignore your question?

Predictable.

I ain't on no radio station ya ing moron.

Predictable.

[Avante]

How many yards did he lose? Is that supposed to be impressive because he ran back 20 yards and ran up 10?

How about this one then?



Let me guess you have no idea who that is, right?