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I faked an orgasm once.
A job, friends, orgasm?
I faked an orgasm once.
once long ago, under dubious cir stances, I found myself in a holding cell with a bunch of lowlifes. I wanted to get out of there and maybe into something with less people or maybe just onto the bench in front of the booking area. I pounded on the door and yelled that I was diabetic and needed an insulin shot. After no response, I fell on the ground and acted like I was having a seizure. I got back up after a few seconds. They eventually brought me an orange which I didn't want so I gave it to a black dude.
but how did you fake the erection old man?
Didn't say I faked the erection, and I was about 22 at the time.
I've faked caring about someone's stupid , just to be polite.
I've never faked an orgasm----if I don't have one, guy needs to be clearly aware of it!
all of the above
What the was he going to do with an orange? Unless someone made some hooch.
You are a got.
IDK...maybe make some kind of Urnge Soda.
So I guess she didn't swallow?
did you boyfriend fake swallow?
I realize you guys are trying to relate my experience to your own, but mine was actually with a woman.
No, I never have. I'm not very good at being fake, and I've always considered it to be far more effort than it's worth.
Actually, "never" may be a bit strong. I'm sure there have probably been a few times I've feigned politeness or something that I'm just not remembering. But, in general, I don't do fake.
LOL, no, we had already been through the mutual foreplay and were deep into regular sex.
Short version.
It was a girl I had know for many year...a cute little redhead, but I had never hit on her in high school because of the guy code...she was the little sister of a guy that I ran around with in high school. The brother had gone to another college and we had both made new friends so his sister was now fair game and we hooked up for FWB sex once...
Turns out she was blessed with the ability to have almost endless orgasms,
Also turns out that she was cursed with this weird medical condition that when she got really aroused she got uncontrollable hiccups.
After the first vaginal orgasm she starts hiccuping...
It's like...OH,OH,OH,AH,Ah, HIC-UP AHHHHHH FUUUU HIC-UPUUUK OH,OH, OOO,OOO,OOO, HIC-UP etc.
MY was fully engaged and willing but the hic-ups just completely took my head out of the game...
After about her 40th orgasm we were naking those little farting noises on every thrust, she looked like she was having an epileptic seizure with hic-up's, I was tired, sweaty, and my head still couldn't get back in the game...
She finally did one of those eyes rolled back semi passing out things while still making the animal noises interrupted by hic-cups ands i just thought " this" and did it... I faked blowing my wad.
She was so drained she went to sleep, I got up, cleaned up, and left and went home and rubbed one out.
40th orgasm huh?
and 400th hic-up40th orgasm huh?
my back was hurtin like a sum
Seriously, I didn't count them but we went at it for at least an hour and they were kind of rolling one into the other about every tenth hic-up...
Dear Penthouse Forum...
I pretend to care what my wife is saying -- and I'm not very good at it.
They asked...
Not really.They asked...
Holy , I have officially heard it all now. I can now die in peace!
Holy , I have officially heard it all now. I can now die in peace!
Please hurry.
This thread is bringing out the fakers.
I've faked being sick, but then who hasn't done that.
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