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    .....that asked over 4000 women what they looked for in a man. What do you think was on the top of the list?

    No it wasn't...

    $$$$$$
    handsome/cute
    six pack abs/tight ass
    sense of humor
    hung like a mule
    confidence

    ....well?

    One of the greatest love songs of all time.




    About as good as it gets.

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    I guess you didn't know Women are the best ing liars on earth.
    You still live at home with mama don't ya slick?

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    at the beginning, at the end of the day...its all about the money and financial security when it comes to these clowns....

    yet what i dont get is the male clowns who go after these so called gold diggers used and abuse, why wear an old sock, when with all that money u can have something thats untouch still wrapped in a bag

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    at the beginning, at the end of the day...its all about the money and financial security when it comes to these clowns....

    yet what i dont get is the male clowns who go after these so called gold diggers used and abuse, why wear an old sock, when with all that money u can have something thats untouch still wrapped in a bag
    Actually $$$$$$$$$$$$$ has little to do with what turns a woman on.

    But....

    Once she does marry and reality sets in living a life without $$$$$$$$$ does change things.

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    I wish I did. I would have Breakfast in the morning.
    You can't fix a bowl of Lucky Charms?

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    Knowing when to shut the up already?

    My response both answers the question while belittling the post for ever asking it in the first place. Two-fer!!!

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    Knowing when to shut the up already?

    My response both answers the question while belittling the post for ever asking it in the first place. Two-fer!!!
    So how old were you when it hit ya...."I'm weird"...?

    You were wrong as usual by the way.

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    The guy starting this "who the cares" thread thinking it's worth a damn and the same guy who thinks it normal to discuss sex lives and their details with/about his four sisters that he describes as attractive thinks I'm weird?

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    The guy starting this "who the cares" thread thinking it's worth a damn and the same guy who thinks it normal to discuss sex lives and their details with/about his four sisters that he describes as attractive thinks I'm weird?
    Do you honestly believe anyone cares about...

    paste

    I've been on message boards since 2001. I'm an addict. I have probably totaled 50,000 posts in my lifetime... maybe more.

    Trust me they don't.

    So tell me little man just what did I say about my sisters?

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    Do you honestly believe anyone cares about...

    paste

    I've been on message boards since 2001. I'm an addict. I have probably totaled 50,000 posts in my lifetime... maybe more.

    Trust me they don't.

    So tell me little man just what did I say about my sisters?
    This would be a good troll if your threads weren't so bad. The "paste" thing is so irritating that it's kind of funny. Then the big...pauses while you look...for a blues video...

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    Clever got me this far... JMarkJohns's Avatar
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    You know full well, Razon. They've been quoted for posterity.

    And you have close to 10000 posts on this site alone in a year twixt your two accounts. No way your Tourette's-suffering ass has just 50000 posts in a dozen years of posting.

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    This would be a good troll if your threads weren't so bad. The "paste" thing is so irritating that it's kind of funny. Then the big...pauses while you look...for a blues video...
    That coming from the daddy of such classics as....

    Is Kmart Closed Today or Something?

    Celebration Day

    Merry Christmas from Billy Squier

    RIP Bizzle

    Kentucky Doc Cuts Off Mans Weenie


    Combined they got....0....replies. And that was just two pages, want more....O..?

    Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    You know full well, Razon. They've been quoted for posterity.

    And you have close to 10000 posts on this site alone in a year twixt your two accounts. No way your Tourette's-suffering ass has just 50000 posts in a dozen years of posting.
    You have no idea what I said about my sisters, why not just admit it?

    I don't worry at all about how many posts I/anyone has, why would anyone care? You worry for the both of us ok Sluggo?

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    That coming from the daddy of such classics as....

    Is Kmart Closed Today or Something?

    Celebration Day

    Merry Christmas from Billy Squier

    RIP Bizzle

    Kentucky Doc Cuts Off Mans Weenie


    Combined they got....0....replies. And that was just two pages, want more....O..?

    Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    sometimes a thread stands on its own and doesn't require a response. I'm OK with that. I don't need anyone to acknowledge that the Billy Squier Christmas video made them happy. BTW, I think Avante would have misspelled "Squier". Kentucky Doc Cuts Off Man's Weenie. What else do you need?

    You must be pretty insecure if you think the only way to measure the success of a thread is to count the replies.

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    I have no idea what you said despite reading it, responding to it as your delusional ass justified your familial familiarity as normal? I was there. Live. I even mentioned how, at that point, I'd not been one of your many critics. You've devolved since. Your schtick is tired, your forgetfulness all too convenient, and your self-important, Tourette's-based posting some of the worthless drivel ever to pollute message boards.

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    sometimes a thread stands on its own and doesn't require a response. I'm OK with that. I don't need anyone to acknowledge that the Billy Squier Christmas video made them happy. BTW, I think Avante would have misspelled "Squier". Kentucky Doc Cuts Off Man's Weenie. What else do you need?

    You must be pretty insecure if you think the only way to measure the success of a thread is to count the replies.
    You must be pretty stupid if you think seeing a....0...is screaming...GREAT THREAD!

    How about these other great classics of yours...

    Weird

    Audi 5000

    Lunopolis

    And it begins...Kangaroo escapes with help from a fox

    combined...0..replies.

    And you wanna talk about ty threads?

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    I have no idea what you said despite reading it, responding to it as your delusional ass justified your familial familiarity as normal? I was there. Live. I even mentioned how, at that point, I'd not been one of your many critics. You've devolved since. Your schtick is tired, your forgetfulness all too convenient, and your self-important, Tourette's-based posting some of the worthless drivel ever to pollute message boards.
    So tell me guy why was I even talking about my sisters to begin with? You have no idea do ya? What was the topic, you don't have a clue do you? So since you don't remember a damn thing about anything shut the up.

    Do I really need to pull some more of your stupid ramblings that nobody gives a about asshole?

    Dude, crawl off my balls ok?

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    You must be pretty stupid if you think seeing a....0...is screaming...GREAT THREAD!

    How about these other great classics of yours...

    Weird

    Audi 5000

    Lunopolis

    And it begins...Kangaroo escapes with help from a fox

    combined...0..replies.

    And you wanna talk about ty threads?
    I don't remember "Kangaroo escapes with help from a fox" but it sounds intriguing.
    Lunopolis...good movie.

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    I don't remember "Kangaroo escapes with help from a fox" but it sounds intriguing.
    Lunopolis...good movie.
    Dude, you don't enter big contests with a 5 inch , ok? Trust me little fella, you do not criticize anyone...ok?

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    Dude, you don't enter big contests with a 5 inch , ok?
    but you can enter your mom with any size

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    but you can enter your mom with any size
    Is that some sort of defensive mechanism, ya get backed in a corner and your ass handed to you and it's...I ed your mama.

    Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    What freaky little , hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Let's see just how many...1-0...you do have, be right back.

    Are you kidding me....43!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Topic: hollywood casting couch and how many sexual partners women have.
    You: no way over xx amount since you know your four attractive sisters don't have sex with xx amount.
    Everyone else: Dude, WTF?!
    You: no, it's normal, we talk about sex lives all the time.
    Everyone else: gross
    You: no, it's normal in my family. If you knew my sisters you wouldn't think me discussing familial sex lives weird.
    Everyone else: eww
    You: (example conversation discussing sex with your sisters/their "responses"
    Everyone else: dude, enough already

    Do I need to link to the thread, you forgetful, perving jackhole?

    So tell me guy why was I even talking about my sisters to begin with? You have no idea do ya? What was the topic, you don't have a clue do you? So since you don't remember a damn thing about anything shut the up.

    Do I really need to pull some more of your stupid ramblings that nobody gives a about asshole?

    Dude, crawl off my balls ok?

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    Is that some sort of defensive mechanism, ya get backed in a corner and your ass handed to you and it's...I ed your mama.
    hmmmm...IDK...I guess that would be a plausible theory except that I made buttlove to your mom.

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    Topic: hollywood casting couch and how many sexual partners women have.
    You: no way over xx amount since you know your four attractive sisters don't have sex with xx amount.
    Everyone else: Dude, WTF?!
    You: no, it's normal, we talk about sex lives all the time.
    Everyone else: gross
    You: no, it's normal in my family. If you knew my sisters you wouldn't think me discussing familial sex lives weird.
    Everyone else: eww
    You: (example conversation discussing sex with your sisters/their "responses"
    Everyone else: dude, enough already

    Do I need to link to the thread, you forgetful, perving jackhole?
    That was stupid especially since I only have three sisters.

    Why talk about things you know nothing about?

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    That was stupid especially since I only have three sisters.

    Why talk about things you know nothing about?
    You'll have 4 in about seven more months.

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