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    Lived with his four sisters as RaZon, paying careful attention to their sexual exploits so he could drudge it up in a shoe-horned creeper fashion online, only to pull a Manti Te'o and mysteriously have one of the four sisters up and vanish like Lennay Kekua in the web!

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    Lived with his four sisters as RaZon, paying careful attention to their sexual exploits so he could drudge it up in a shoe-horned creeper fashion online, only to pull a Manti Te'o and mysteriously have one of the four sisters up and vanish like Lennay Kekua in the web!
    Saying that my 4 sisters combined never had 50 lovers is a bad thing? How's that?

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    Saying that my 4 sisters combined never had 50 lovers is a bad thing? How's that?
    More dip dumb ery.

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    More dip dumb ery.
    So you were wrong and know it. Next time pay attention to what is being said ya ing moron.

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    Cantwhatever

    Kinda hit home with drawing attention to all those ..0...threads, right? I know, I know....you're going to my mama now...hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    It's not what you said, dip . It's that you said it at all.

    It's not whether you're correct, dumb . It's that you feel educated enough on the topic to claim accuracy.

    The topic was female sex partners and to back up your argument you specify your sisters sex lives, then justify it as normal.

    It's not, least not outside of West Virginia.

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    It's not what you said, dip . It's that you said it at all.

    It's not whether you're correct, dumb . It's that you feel educated enough on the topic to claim accuracy.

    The topic was female sex partners and to back up your argument you specify your sisters sex lives, then justify it as normal.

    It's not, least not outside of West Virginia.
    You're not getting it dumbass.

    My sisters would have told this board how many sex partners they've had, and they couldn't care less what I said about that. And I know this. Not my fault you come from an uptight family, I didn't.

    All my sisters were very out going and good looking, wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy past being all uptight over sex.

    All of them are married now.

    Next time one of them drops by you can talk to her, you'll feel stupid making a big deal out of this.

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    Quoted for posterity.

    Thanks for rehashing this now as Avante. I've been trying to get you to talk on your expertise in all things sister sex as Avante just so you couldn't pull the "I'm not RaZon card." Finally succeeded.

    Thanks for playing along, ya dip ted dumbmb , hillbilly perve!

    You're not getting it dumbass.

    My sisters would have told this board how many sex partners they've had, and they couldn't care less what I said about that. And I know this. Not my fault you come from an uptight family, I didn't.

    All my sisters were very out going and good looking, wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy past being all uptight over sex.

    All of them are married now.

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    Quoted for posterity.

    Thanks for rehashing this now as Avante. I've been trying to get you to talk on your expertise in all things sister sex as Avante just so you couldn't pull the "I'm not RaZon card." Finally succeeded.

    Thanks for playing along, ya dip ted dumbmb , hillbilly perve!
    So there ya sit ming all over yourself because.,..hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! What a simple little , hahahahaha!!!!! Don't take much for you to get a nut does it?

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    Unlike you who requires four sisters?!

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    So there ya sit ming all over yourself because.,..hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! What a simple little , hahahahaha!!!!! Don't take much for you to get a nut does it?
    Gayest Avante post in Avante's ty existence.

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    Since I have my own thread...

    I moved from Vallejo (bay area) to Visalia at 6 years old. My dad worked at Mayer Island ship yard in Vallejo. I can remember him and my grandpa sitting out back shooting rats as they ran across our back yard with 22's as they got drunk on whiskey. My job was to pile up the dead rats.

    I went to...Washington, Jefferson, Divisadero, Mt Whitney and the College of the Seqouia's.

    Picked fruit during the summers in my HS years where I was a football/track star.

    Got married at 19, yep, she got pregnant. I needed a job, enter...US Navy.

    There went my dream of being a pro football player.

    After the Navy I sold health insurance for a few years, worked for my brother in law. Then got burned out on working nights so I quit and starting working at an Olive plant, my uncle was a foreman there.

    After our divorce, I ran the streets for the next 10 years. I did meet Jane, we got married in Vegas after a drunk weekend, that lasted about a year, we got married for the right reason...sex..but then found out we didn't like each other. So back to running the streets, all the while collecting music and reading.

    Then one night after losing a backgammon game (which decided where we go) me and my best friend Stan (black guy who played cornerback for Hayward State once upon a time) end up at the Paul Bunyan in Porterville. The night I met Judy, that was 30 years ago, she was 21 and I was 33.

    So yes there is a God.
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    Unlike you who requires four sisters?!
    Dude, what are you even talking about? Any guy who messes with his sisters needs their cut off,that's ing sick. Where you getting that sick ya pervert.

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    Gayest Avante post in Avante's ty existence.
    Dude, stick to talking movies and burgers, once you try other things you're way over your head.

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    Since I have my own thread...

    I moved from Vallejo (bay area) to Visalia at 6 years old. My dad worked at Mayer Island ship yard in Vallejo. I can remember him and my grandpa sitting out back shooting rats as they ran across our back yard with 22's as they got drunk on whiskey. My job was to pile up the dead rats.

    I went to...Washington, Jefferson, Divisadero, Mt Whitney and the College of the Seqouia's.

    Picked fruit during the summers in my HS years where I was a football/track star.

    Got married at 19, yep, she got pregnant. I needed a job, enter...US Navy.

    There went my dream of being a pro football player.

    After the Navy I sold health insurance for a few years, worked for my son in law. Then got burned out on working nights so I quit and starting working at an Olive plant, my uncle was a foreman there.

    After our divorce, I ran the streets for the next 10 years. I did meet Jane, we got married in Vegas after a drunk wekend, that last about a year, we got married for the rigth reason...sex..but then found out we didn't like each other. So back to running the streets, all the while collecting music and reading.

    Then one night after losing a backgammon game (which decided where we go) me and my best friend Stan (black guy who played cornereback for Hayward State once upohn a time) end up at the Paul Bunyan in Porterville. The night I met Judy, that was 30 years ago, she was 21 and I was 33.

    So yes there is a God.


    You're a different dude, Avante. And no, there isn't a god. No surprise that you have no college education

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    You're a different dude, Avante. And no, there isn't a god. No surprise that you have no college education
    First of all there is a God and second of all didn't you see COS there? Not that college is anything other than knowing what books to read, which I do.

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    doesn't mean you graduated... and reading lots of books, which I also do, doesn't subs ute for a college education

    prove there is a god

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    Wow, this is pretty cool, it's almost like...AVANTE, THIS IS YOUR LIFE.

    Judy had a daycare business, and decided to buy a home computer for the business. She'd..."wanna play around on it?"....I'd.."nay!" That went on for about 6 months then one day out of boredom I sat down in front of a computer. Somehow I managed to find my way to a track & field site, T&F Media (now defunct) I was simply...Larry. So I start talking about Sultan McCullough a running back/sprinter at USC, in a matter of minutes here comes this guy....."hey numbnuts we talk distance running here so cool that sprint talk you ing idiot"...something like that. I was stunned. I thought ..."the with this". About a week later I try it again, here comes that guy again riding my ass. Now It's.."well you!"..as I preceded to cut the prick to ribbons talking distance running and all the old legends, tore him up....I was an internet hero, the guy was the resident bully and I'd kicked his ass. Right then I knew I had it.

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    Wow, this is pretty cool, it's almost like...AVANTE, THIS IS YOUR LIFE.

    Judy had a daycare business, and decided to buy a home computer for the business. She'd..."wanna pkay around on it?"....I'd.."nay!" That went on for about 6 months then one day out of boredom I sat down in front of a computer. Somehow I managed to find my way to a track & field site, T&F Media (now defunct) I was simply...Larry. So I start talking about Sultan McCullough a running back/sprinter at USC, in a matter of minutes here comes this guy....."hey numbnuts we talk distance running here so cool that sprint talk you ing idiot"...something like that. I was stunned. I thight ..."the with this". About a week later I try it again, here comes that guy again riding my ass. Now It's.."well you!"..as I precedee to cut the prick to ribbons talking distance running and all the old legends, tore him up....I was an internet hero, the guy was the resident bully and I'd kicked his ass. Right then I knew I had it.
    Why is your life so sad?

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    doesn't mean you graduated... and reading lots of books, which I also do, doesn't subs ute for a college education

    prove there is a god
    I think I can hang with most people on most things. I know for a fact a lot of college graduates can't hang with me on some things.

    Prove there isn't a God.

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    Why is your life so sad?
    Trust me on this one, sadness is not what I do. Where did you get that silliness from?

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    I think I can hang with most people on most things. I know for a fact a lot of college graduates can't hang with me on some things.

    Prove there isn't a God.
    I can't prove , thus the reason I'm agnostic

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    It was an observation... while you may think your life is peachy, I think it's riddled with tears

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    I can't prove , thus the reason I'm agnostic
    You need a label?

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