Avante - A Short Bio

[symple19]

Calm down Sarge, it appears you snorted way too much shoe polish...hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! Look ya sick , nobody gives a about a freak like you, get drunk then make an ass of yourself slobbering all over the place with....

I was a soldier, yes I was, I had my very own gun and could march, yep, a badddddddd man I was. I wanted to fight, yep I'd tear you up, burp!. I saw big bombs go...BOOM!!!!!!!...gave me a hardon...burp! I was no ing cow...ah..coward. I was a real man, chest on my hair....

Dude, you're looking like real head case right now, honest. Trying to talk about things you know nothing at all about, not good slick. Why not cool the drinking, put on your old uniform grab your old rifle and take a march around the block, just maybe you'll find a crook and can shoot him...ok?

you were a soldier like Manti Teo has a girlfriend

[symple19]

You might think doing what you did was some form of bravery, I see it as being some form of stupid. Look at want it did to you, you are rambling on like a crazy person, have no idea what you're talking about. You really do need some help Sarge, and it's very obvious. Just your taste in music alone tells us something just ain't right.

[Avante]

Do you feel bad when your children look at you?

Do you feel empty inside?

What is it you say to them when you explain your cowardice?

Well there is no doubt what your children see when they look at you, some deranged wandering around with his helmet on trying to fix a bayonet to a rife when in reality he has neither. I bet they are ashamed of you, while the neighbor kids play like the enemy just to watch you grab your canteen, your gear and headoff to the backyard for another batttle...hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

This little for real?

[symple19]

Just your taste in music alone tells us something just ain't right.

[symple19]

Well there is no doubt what your children see when they look at you, some deranged wandering around with his heLmet on trying to fix a bayonet to a rife when in reality he has neither. I bet they are ashamed of you, while the neighbor kids play like the enemy just to watch you grab you canteen, your gear and headoff to the backyard for another batttle...hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

This litle for real?

Just because your miniscule penis can shoot a load, doesn't mean you're a man

Perhaps you should untie your woman next time and see what happens

Let her know that Wendy's is a "safe place"

[Avante]

you were a soldier like Manti Teo has a girlfriend

Dummy, I was in the navy remember? That was you I was talking about ya dumb .

[Avante]

Just because your miniscule penis can shoot a load, doesn't mean you're a man

Perhaps you should untie your woman next time and see what happens

Let her know that Wendy's is a "safe place"

That made no sense at all Sarge.

You call that music?

This is music.

[symple19]

Dummy, I was in the navy remember? That was you I was talking about ya dumb .

The Navy? You mean the branch that avoided fighting because they were afraid and liked to be called seamen?

[symple19]

That made no sense at all Sarge.

You call that music?

This is music.

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[Avante]

The Navy? You mean the branch that avoided fighting because they were afraid and liked to be called seamen?

Nope, I'm talking the branch that didnt have saw dust for ing brains and knew better than to crawl around in the dirt like some ing bug. Stop thinking being stupid is some big achevement.

[symple19]

[symple19]

Nope, I'm talking the branch that didnt have saw dust for ing brains and knew better than to crawl around in the dirt like some ing bug. Stop thinking being stupid is some big achevement.

Sawdust for brains? Have you ever told that to a marine?

Do your kids have a lot of questions about the cir ference of your ass?

[symple19]

Did you tell them why your ass bleeds?

[Reck]

Why do you get so defensive when someone questions your validity Avante?

Everytime you post you're in some kind of arguement. Sure you dont mean to come in here to pick fights which is exactly what you always do.

I suggest you log out and log back in, only this time leave stupid at the entrance and try to have a normal conversation for once in your posting history.

[symple19]

Nope, I'm talking the branch that didnt have saw dust for ing brains and knew better than to crawl around in the dirt like some ing bug. Stop thinking being stupid is some big achevement.

Joining a force of pussy's doesn't make you smarter, just makes your asshole easier to penetrate.

[Avante]

Sawdust for brains? Have you ever told that to a marine?

Do your kids have a lot of questions about the cir ference of your ass?

I still have scars on my arm the last time I dealed with a marine.

We were in some bar Olongopo when in walked some stupid looking marines. One thing led to the next so there we sat me (the biggest of us sailors) and some big idiot face jarhead, our arms next to each other, yep the old cigarette burn contest. The chicken got owned. Sounded like a little girl...ouch...hahahaha!!!!!!!!!

Here ya go Sarge some real music, not that stupid you've been listening to.

[symple19]

I still have scars on my arm the last time I dealed with a marine.

We were in some bar Olongopo when in walked some stupid looking marines. One thing led to the next so there we sat me (the biggest of us sailors) and some big idiot face jarhead, our arms next to each other, yep the old cigarette burn contest. The chicken got owned. Sounded like a little girl...ouch...hahahaha!!!!!!!!!

Here ya go Sarge some real music, not that stupid you've been listening to.

It's cute when you make up stories to justify your manhood to your mongoloid children.

Do they believe you?

Or humor you?

[Avante]

Joining a force of pussy's doesn't make you smarter, just makes your asshole easier to penetrate.

You would know that better than me Sarge, if you say so.

[Avante]

It's cute when you make up stories to justify your manhood to your mongoloid children.

Do they believe you?

Or humor you?

I'm not the one still marching around my house in full dress uniform, just hoping to find something to shoot.

I bet you still march to breakfast, huh?

[symple19]

You would know that better than me Sarge, if you say so.

I know a lot of things far better than you

1. Confronting combat
2. Being a real man
3. Being a role model for peers
4. Being a role model for children
5. ing women

[Avante]

I know a lot of things far better than you

1. Confronting combat
2. Being a real man
3. Being a role model for peers
4. Being a role model for children
5. ing women

Let's break that down...

1.Too stupid to realize getting shot at sucks.
2.A real man doesn't run around shooting at everything.
3.Nobody respects an idiot to dumb to cover his ass
4.What kid looks up to an idiot?
5.Dude, I can do more with the just the tip of my tongue than you can with a whole briggade of little s like you.

[symple19]

Let's break that down...

1.Too stupid to realize getting shot at sucks.
2.A real man doesn't run around shooting at everything.
3.Nobody respects an idiot to dumb to cover his ass
4.What kid looks up to an idiot?
5.Dude, I can do more with the just the tip of my tongue than you can with a whole briggade of little s like you.

[symple19]

[Avante]

Did you tell them why your ass bleeds?

What did they say watching Big Joe hammering your ass?

[symple19]

this is what I envision your return from cowering on a ship was like (she left for a real man like me)