Knicks: JR Smith's Twitter Greatness

[Fpoonsie]

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I'm almost tempted to tweet him a friend killer joke to see how he'd respond

[Fpoonsie]

Not a terrible idea. He went on and on defending Ray Lewis's murder rap a few days ago.

[Drachen]

I'm almost tempted to tweet him a friend killer joke to see how he'd respond

Do it, "I heard you murder on the glass when you're driving in the lane"

Edit: ok, it needs tweaking, sue me.

[Fpoonsie]

[TheRealCB]

Do it, "I heard you murder on the glass when you're driving in the lane"

Edit: ok, it needs tweaking, sue me.

Would he get it?

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Do it, "I heard you murder on the glass when you're driving in the lane"

Anyone with an IQ above room tempurature would find that hilarous, but that'd be way too subtle for him to understand

He'd prolly respond with something like, "Thanx homie much luv!"

[Drachen]

Would he get it?

I dunno, maybe it is a little nuanced for him. I guess we could make some minor tweaks and have it read like this "You killed your friend you "

[Trill Clinton]

real

[Fpoonsie]

Drachen = "bout dis lyfe."

[ElNono]

Do it, "I heard you murder on the glass when you're driving in the lane"

Edit: ok, it needs tweaking, sue me.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Actually Drachen that would be funny in the sense all of his twitter followers would find it hilarious and he'd have no idea

[Drachen]

Actually Drachen that would be funny in the sense all of his twitter followers would find it hilarious and he'd have no idea

Thanx homie much love.

[TheRealCB]

"Yo man you are a killer when you drive the lane"


Maybe that's easier for him to understand?

[Fpoonsie]

"Mah , you DEADLY when you zig-zaggin' through tha lane!"

Goddammit. I love Drachen's initial use of "tha glass," doe.

[hater]

let the man enjoy himself. retirement, poverty and a life of crack smoking are just around the corner for that fella

[jeebus]

Well, if anyone is gonna tweet those jokes to JR, they'd at least have to make up a fake twitter account with the name of the deceased.

[lil_penny]

Well, if anyone is gonna tweet those jokes to JR, they'd at least have to make up a fake twitter account with the name of the deceased.

[baseline bum]

How bout "you killed them s from the drivers seat again son!" next time he has a big game?

[Juggity]

Well, if anyone is gonna tweet those jokes to JR, they'd at least have to make up a fake twitter account with the name of the deceased.

Somebody please do this.

[baseline bum]

Or something like "Damn JR, you were on a whole nother level tonight, like 65 in a 30"

technically it was 67 in a 35 mph zone

[baseline bum]

Smith, who didn't comment after the sentencing, expressed regret at causing the accident that killed his friend, 21-year-old Andre Bell of East Orange, in June 2007.

[irishock]

Christ, you guys are cold. Now we will have a worse reputation on LakersGround for being such sick bas s.

[AussieFanKurt]

Christ, you guys are cold. Now we will have a worse reputation on LakersGround for being such sick bas s.

LG has reputation for being a bunch of pussies and imbeciles... I'm pretty sure there is too much moderation for being sick

[AussieFanKurt]

Person to tweet him and get a reply should win something