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You are able to call your friends that same night and that's the drunkest you've been? Shiiiiit man. I've been carried numerous times and plopped on somebody's livingroom floor with a bucket.
I will never forget...........
I was about 22-23, and I was out with a group of my buddies....about 4-5 of us. We drank our arses off, and two days later when I could think and talk, I called my boy and said "Thanks for the ride dog, I was so busted up and would have never made it home" He said "WTF are you talkin bout ?, you drove us all home"
DAMN!!!!
Last edited by lebomb; 01-31-2013 at 04:00 PM.
You are able to call your friends that same night and that's the drunkest you've been? Shiiiiit man. I've been carried numerous times and plopped on somebody's livingroom floor with a bucket.
I ended up in Houston.
Woke up shirtless and shivering in my brother's bathtub. Seems I was having a of a time till I just dropped on his front lawn. There is some dispute as to whether I puked my guts out before or after I hit the deck. Either way, I got thrown in his bathroom covered in dirt and my own vomit where they cut the shirt off of me rather than risk pulling it over my head and leaving any of that foul stinking stuff in my hair. Good host that he is the party continued but my brother periodically checked in by flipping the shower on to make sure I was still responsive. I can clearly remember those bouts of consciousness where in my mind I was telling him to knock it off and let me sleep, though apparently all that was actually coming out was a string of consonants that sounded like my tongue was too big for my mouth all of a sudden. It also holds the distinction for the one time I got that messed up and woke up without a hint of a hangover.
I don't remember any of my drunkest moments well enough to recount them, but based on friends' accounts they all involve karaoke and/or falling asleep in bars.
And one time, ages ago, before I was even legal drinking age, I apparently got blackout drunk and got myself and my friends thrown out because I was repeatedly trying to start a fight with a 60-year-old lesbian in a San Francisco bar.
Just a tip - in regards to that 60 yo lez;
NO MEANS NO!!!!!
I dont understand how people blackout and dont remember by just drinking alcohol tbh. Ive had friends help me walk home and crash out as soon as I hit the bed but never an incident were I dont remember the previous night tbh.
It's not particularly fun, I gotta say, but I used to get that drunk pretty frequently when I was young and stupid. I'd wake up and huge chunks of my night were just completely missing.
I haven't blacked out in years, though. I think a lot of it has to do with how you drink, rather than how much you drink. When I was a dumb kid I was more of a sprint drinker; as much alcohol as possible as quickly as possible. As I've gotten older, though, I've gotten much better at pacing myself. Now even if I have a super drunk night, one of those where you're walking through the front door when the sun is coming up, I remember pretty much everything that happened in full detail. Which is much less scary.
I fixed it man..........you are soooo right.
I had a friend who got so drunk one night........ he woke up the next morning in his car with only his underware on, in the culdesac of an unknown neighborhood.
I woke up in another country
Wild turkey. That's all I remember.
at a frat pool party in san marcos a few years back i was wasted.
last time i got that ed up.
i ed around and fell in the pool with my wallet and cell phone in my pocket.
when it was time to go i thought i was okay to drive.
all i remember after that is getting in my car, swerving out of the parking lot and waking up in san antonio.
Once I got so drunk I passed out while taking a . My friends were nice enough to carry me off the toilet and into bed, despite the fact that I had completely removed my pants and boxers before squatting.
CLASSIC!!!!!!
Tipsy stage. ROFL
sounds like my story..... I still dont remember a damned thing about that night.
The only other time I was close to that jacked up, I tried like a dumbass to move a washer from the side of my house at midnight to the curb for pickup, I dropped the whole damned washer on my head. I had a scrape all the way down the side of my face. That looked horrible.....everyone said my wife whooped my ass till it healed. Which was about a gottdayum month!!!
what the was you drinking?
oh and that goes to everyone else.
let me find out one of ya'll was drinkgin o'douls or zimas.
my frat made some punch with a bunch of in it but tequila and clear rum is my kryptonite.
Everything...........mostly Vaaaaaaaahka! I cussed the washer out too, like it did that to me.
lol that's some young .
i refuse to mix clear and dark. that.
LMAO...... I know niggra, I learned. I stick with the same, whatever it is. I typically just drink Vodka. I have to have a ton to lose control. I keep that in check. Ive been doing fully dressed Corona or Dos Equis. I know where Im at all the time. Liquor sneaks up on a niggra. One minute you are singing love songs, the next....a niggra layin in tha street.
Top this - in college, after leaving a house party in Lubbock, I ended up getting dropped off at my "house", drunkenly I tried and tried to unlock the door to no avail. I eventually ended up crawling through the doggie door in the back (my house had no doggie door). I woke up on a couch in a house I didn't recognize with a Lubbock police officer standing over me. I got arrested for breaking and entering; all charges eventually got dropped. I was actually two houses down at a the wrong house, and the women woke up and saw me there and immediately called the cops. , that was a mess.
about a month ago I blacked out at a strip club (a few very brief very hazy images remained). I left my friends to go outside, puked in the lobby before somehow making it into a stripper's car where I continued to puke. Friends had to bail me out and pay her $20 as I had no idea why everyone was around me atm. Next thing I remember I was at my friends and he was telling me all about it
Best one so far...
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