Mavs: So what's next for Dirk?

[Adolf]

How's Eva? Still overdosing on cyanide?

She's taking Dirk's fall from grace pretty hard. I tried to warn her that he's a washed up who got the hiv from that black chick. Oh well.

[Joseph Kony]

sup my fellow war mongers

[Stalin]

Hugo Boss did some great stuff for us; why do you think so many French es opened their homes and legs when we strolled down those lovely roads of theirs. Did you know they planted those trees so we can walk in the shade? Lovable bas s

Hugo Boss, so true, those french were massive pussies, they run at the first sight of a nazi coming their way

[Adolf]

lol germans were the best fighting machine to date, the ed up all of europe, before attacking russia, it just shows the resilience of the russian soldiers that they were able to stem the tide and turn the tables, thereby butt ing germany in return, its true what they say, you're only as good as you compe ion, you do realize(most likely not) the war in the east after the defeat of germany was a joke, veteran russian forces rolled all over the jap ties in china, there was no need for atomic bombs,

Broseph, I saw Enemy at the Gates. They only won because of Jude Law.

[Adolf]

sup my fellow war mongers

sup Kony. I hear it's getting harder to find kids that aren't preborn with AIDS.

[Stalin]

Let's face it, I can't be friends with this asshole. I tried, I really did. Goebbels helped me wake from that awful nightmare though.

quality troll, tbh

[Gunnery Sgt Hartman]

sup Kony. I hear it's getting harder to find kids that aren't preborn with AIDS.

I got your name! I got your ass! I'm comin' for ya, you puny ! When I find you, I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull- you!

[Venti Quattro]

Imagine if the Third Reich listened to Einstein. They'd be unstoppable.

Jüddische Physik
Philipp Lenard
Johannes Stark

[Private_Joker]

Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?

[Stalin]

She's taking Dirk's fall from grace pretty hard. I tried to warn her that he's a washed up who got the hiv from that black chick. Oh well.

so the rumours are true

[Stalin]

sup my fellow war mongers

sup brah, how's the fam?

[Stalin]

sup Kony. I hear it's getting harder to find kids that aren't preborn with AIDS.

omg wow, seriously thats 10/10 post, brah

[Gunnery Sgt Hartman]

Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?

What the are you doing on the internet and not cleaning your gun, Private? I bet you're the kind of guy that would a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. When I get back from ing up Adolf, I will you up even worse!

[Adolf]

so the rumours are true

Yes. But I have faith in our doctors. If they can help a washed up Kobe chuck 30 times a game for a whole season, then they can help out Dirk's t cells.

[Gunnery Sgt Hartman]

omg wow, seriously thats 10/10 post, brah

What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?

[Venti Quattro]

How many of these trolls come from DeadlyDynasty

[Stalin]

Yes. But I have faith in our doctors. If they can help a washed up Kobe chuck 30 times a game for a whole season, then they can help out Dirk's t cells.

[_Bane_]

How many of these trolls come from DeadlyDynasty

Speak of the Devil, and he shall appear.

[Molotov]

5 star thread, will read again, and recommend to family and friends

[Latarian Milton]

yellow s just too weak to fight the whites so there was never a doubt russians could curbstomp the japs in the east. the simple fact that you've missed out though, is that russians had about 10 divisions in the far east but didn't shoot even a single bullet until americans dropped the bombs in japan, at which point of time the war in germany had been done for a few months. russians could've ended the war in china by 1942 and saved a few million lives of those innocent s, but they didn't.

[Adolf]

omg wow, seriously thats 10/10 post, brah

Why weren't you this cool when we signed the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact?

[Adolf]

5 star thread, will read again, and recommend to family and friends

Well speak of the in' devil.

[Wesley]

5 star thread, will read again, and recommend to family and friends

As you wish.

[Stalin]

yellow s just too weak to fight the whites so there was never a doubt russians could curbstomp the japs in the east. the simple fact that you've missed out though, is that russians had about 10 divisions in the far east but didn't shoot even a single bullet until americans dropped the bombs in japan, at which point of time the war in germany had been done for a few months. russians could've ended the war in china by 1942 and saved a few million lives of those innocent s, but they didn't.

I agree soviet white russians vs yellow japs wasn't even a fair fight, but why the would russians fight on two fronts, if they dont have to? is saving some s supposed to convince them otherwise? 10 divisions might seem alot to a sideshow theater like the americans had, but when the big boys fight, that aint much, tbqh

[Stalin]

Why weren't you this cool when we signed the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact?

i was that cool, scrah, i signed it didn't i? you betrayed first, asshole! i should be the one still upset