Pope Resigning

[admiralsnackbar]

Done it twice. Have witnesses.

Pretty sure this puts you on the short-list for beatification.

[LnGrrrR]

Pretty sure this puts you on the short-list for beatification.

I reread the fine print on that, it's actually beatoffication that you're eligible for.

[admiralsnackbar]

I reread the fine print on that, it's actually beatoffication that you're eligible for.

...my mistake.

[coyotes_geek]

Pretty sure this puts you on the short-list for beatification.

I reread the fine print on that, it's actually beatoffication that you're eligible for.

Hmm. One of these sounds like it could be enjoyable, and the other sounds like I'd just be getting jerked off. Not sure which is which though................

[TeyshaBlue]

Done it twice. Have witnesses.

you, Your Grace!

[LnGrrrR]

BREAKING NEWS: Pope to Catholics: GFY! [/spurstalk]

[coyotes_geek]

you, Your Grace!

If it makes you feel any better, one of those times I followed up my miracle shot by missing a 3 foot birdie putt. That ball was promptly deposited back into the water hazard....

[LnGrrrR]

If it makes you feel any better, one of those times I followed up my miracle shot ....

Is that the term the priests use instead of "money shot"?

[TeyshaBlue]

Is that the term the priests use instead of "money shot"?

[Blake]

[coyotes_geek]

^^^ Pretty close actually.

Is that the term the priests use instead of "money shot"?

Wouldn't surprise me.

[Woo Bum-kon]

This is just wrong. How can a man of faith leave the post given to him by his God?

[Drachen]

My best friend and his fiance are going to be in Vatican City on the last day of his papacy. They didn't plan it this way, they are pretty pissed.

[mouse]

the pope is needed for what again?

[Drachen]

the pope is needed for what again?

Google catechism. Tell ya all you need to know

[baseline bum]

Wow, those child molestors elected a Mexican pope. I hope they teach him that you can flush the toilet paper at the vatican.

[rjv]

Wow, those child molestors elected a Mexican pope. I hope they teach him that you can flush the toilet paper at the vatican.

a mexican from argentina at that (and with italian heritage !).

[ElNono]

Since Messi = god, it makes sense they'll pick somebody close to him, tbh

[rjv]

Since Messi = god, it makes sense they'll pick somebody close to him, tbh

[baseline bum]

Damn son, usually the Mexicans come and steal the ty jobs, but that getting paid.

[ElNono]

Damn son, usually the Mexicans come and steal the ty jobs, but that getting paid.

Dude probably just become the richest Argie ever, tbh

[Drachen]

Since Messi = god, it makes sense they'll pick somebody close to him, tbh

Lol, I didn't know who Messi is, so I googled him and as I typed in "Messi", Google auto corrected to "Messiah".

[Drachen]

Dude probably just become the richest Argie ever, tbh

I heard (though never confirmed) that in order to stop the whole "Pay me for absolution" that the church restructured that all church property is technically deeded to the pope (so that a priest couldn't say "give me your land and I will absolve you"). If this is true, then he is the richest man in the world.

[Koolaid_Man]

Wow, those child molestors elected a Mexican pope. I hope they teach him that you can flush the toilet paper at the vatican.

My Vote For Post Of The Year!!!

[Koolaid_Man]

Maybe God is telling him to step down? *shrug* if anybody has a handle on what God wants, you would think it would be the Pope...

Anyways, I will miss ol' Palpatine...

Why go after male boys....man I tell ya..the Church is so twisted...their against sexuality while being the cause of global rise...