13.1 & 26.2 car stickers

[lil'mo]

Need more smilies, brah. People aren't convinced of how funny you think it is.

I'm 25 now and in as good (although different) or better shape now than I was at 22. I realize that's so far in the "distant past," but somehow I've managed to remember it.

And lol thinking I was in the military because I clowned on you for saying that running a marathon


I've never been in the military, I just think you're a pussy with the body of a woman who thinks running marathons is impressive. This thread was your opportunity to come in and tell everyone how proud you are. From what I've gathered, your earlier years were pretty rough, so I guess I can see how you'd be so proud of running 13 miles. How'd you find all that time to train for your marathons while working long into the night managing your Taco Bell restaurant? You've already admitted to formerly being the manager of a Taco Bell, right? Was Taco Bell part of your training diet?

oh dets right, you were never in the military you just liked that show Jag

You're only 25?? Move along kid now that I know you're just a young punk, a fresh spring chicken just barely out of college (if you even went to college) I'd guarantee hands down that my lifetime physical and non-phsical achievements are utterly dominant to yours.

No I've never admitted to working at Taco Bell I think that the last time I even ate there was around '01, it was a volcano crunchy taco I believe! Nah as much as y'all wish it was true I've never worked fast food. Went to college, worked an internship for a year (paid internship, minimum wage haha ) and now I'm banking at a job I love, which is another series of events in my life I'm proud of !

Oh in case you missed it, put this in your memory bank also (another thing you can be jealous of me for ), I've got a wealthy wife, we take at least quarterly expensive ass vacations a year, I could actually not work if I chose to, I just like to keep my time occupied between vacations. Seriously, my life owns yours in so many ways

Sorry kid

[lil'mo]

Oh and I had my second child today! She and her mom are sleeping here next to me in the hospital room while I'm dominating you senseless. Looking forward to going and picking up my 3yo from his top of the line, $650/month daycare here in a couple of hours to introduce him to his new, beautiful baby sister

[First Comic Sitting]

plus your modest.

[lil'mo]

plus your modest.

See yeah I got that going for me too

Nah in real life I'm modest, but I've got to set straight the cheese s on spurstalk who are ragingly jealous of me and try to perpetuate a negative image of me

[jag]

oh dets right, you were never in the military you just liked that show Jag

You're only 25?? Move along kid now that I know you're just a young punk, a fresh spring chicken just barely out of college (if you even went to college) I'd guarantee hands down that my lifetime physical and non-phsical achievements are utterly dominant to yours.

No I've never admitted to working at Taco Bell I think that the last time I even ate there was around '01, it was a volcano crunchy taco I believe! Nah as much as y'all wish it was true I've never worked fast food. Went to college, worked an internship for a year (paid internship, minimum wage haha ) and now I'm banking at a job I love, which is another series of events in my life I'm proud of !

Oh in case you missed it, put this in your memory bank also (another thing you can be jealous of me for ), I've got a wealthy wife, we take at least quarterly expensive ass vacations a year, I could actually not work if I chose to, I just like to keep my time occupied between vacations. Seriously, my life owns yours in so many ways

Sorry kid

Went to college. Currently working as an engineer. jag = my initials.

you have so many life stories. I'm sure it's hard to keep track. We've all read your old club threads going on and on about how tough your life was with your un-paid internship at 28 years old and what not. JT already outed you for having worked at Taco Bell.

Either way, none of that actually matters. I just found this funny:

is the hardest thing I've ever done (physically)

[mrsmaalox]

You're an amazing woman, mrsmaalox, and for that alone you deserve a medal. You needn't worry about running anywhere.

Omg, you are just too sweet

[lil'mo]

Went to college. Currently working as an engineer. jag = my initials.

you have so many life stories. I'm sure it's hard to keep track. We've all read your old club threads going on and on about how tough your life was with your un-paid internship at 28 years old and what not. JT already outed you for having worked at Taco Bell.

Either way, none of that actually matters. I just found this funny:

none of it matters now that it puts you in your place, huh?

I was actually 25 when I worked my internship. And JT is a in junkie loser, even if he knew where I worked when we hung out those couple of times he would have forgotten immediately lol. But who cares about facts and details? They're just for people who live in reality!

[lil'mo]

What's the hardest thing you've ever done physically jag? This should be good...

[lil'mo]

Probably beating your meat 10x in one night

[jag]

lol thinking you put me in my place. lol thinking anyone actually believes a word you said. You've been caught lying about your "great life" multiple times. So for now we'll stick with this:

it is the hardest thing I've ever done (physically)

[lil'mo]

lol thinking you put me in my place. lol thinking anyone actually believes a word you said. You've been caught lying about your "great life" multiple times. So for now we'll stick with this:

I've been caught lying? Example please. Just one.

I have put you in your place, so much so that now you're deflecting

[jag]

Deflecting? lol are you re ed? So I guess I'm "deflecting" from the original topic to the original topic? You do realize that my original response to you was really just me finding humor in your laughable source of pride:

it is the hardest thing I've ever done (physically)

If that's the hardest thing you've ever had to do physically then that's pretty funny, and you're a pussy. Bump already confirmed you were terrible at basketball, so it's not all that surprising that you find jogging with women so physically challenging.

[lil'mo]

You're refusing to answer the question of what's the hardest physical thing you've ever done. Probably because you've never done anything. Bump and I played ball once, he never said I sucked either lol. You're delusional and enjoy fiction novels don't you?

Yes. 26.2 miles is the hardest thing I've ever done physically. Still waiting for you to tell me what you've done that's harder - nothing

[lil'mo]

hmmm perhaps it is because nothing else is hard for me. Running 26.2 miles in under 5 hours? That's hard - prove me wrong

[jag]

the hardest thing I've ever done physically is probably not something I used to do regularly, for leisure. You're a pussy with the body of a woman who takes pride in running marathons and half-marathons.

[jag]

And if you think me running double (oh my!) what I used to run, for leisure, would have ever been a problem, then it just shows how physically challenged you really are.

[lil'mo]

still not answering the question.

talking but admitting to doing the same thing "for leisure". Who doesn't run just "for leisure"?

once again, I've only run one half and one full. Not once did I say I enjoyed it, like you admit to. I do, however, enjoy my leisurely 3 mile runs. 13.1 and 26.2 is just stupid.

[bigzak25]

why don't you both go for a run and talk and maybe hold hands and maybe you'll get along better offline than online. try 3 miles first and see if you wanna stop or keep going for a medal. you guys could be friends, you never know until you put the keyboards down for a minute and just try.

[jag]

still not answering the question.

talking but admitting to doing the same thing "for leisure". Who doesn't run just "for leisure"?

once again, I've only run one half and one full. Not once did I say I enjoyed it, like you admit to. I do, however, enjoy my leisurely 3 mile runs. 13.1 and 26.2 is just stupid.

Well apparently You weren't running your 13 miles for leisure. Apparently you were pushing yourself to the max. Again, this is why I clowned your ass.

You came in here bragging about something you thought was quite the accomplishment. Then I took a on one of your proudest moments. Get your feminine body and your sorry ass genetics out of here.

"It was the hardest thing I've ever done, bros. I almost gave up, but I pushed on and I finished! Whenever I doubt myself, I think back to that moment. Now I feel like I can do anything! I can be anything I want, even a 25 year old unpaid intern!"

[lil'mo]

Still not saying what he has done that's more physically taxing than 26.2 miles in under 5 hours

[jag]

"the hardest thing I've ever done"

[bigzak25]

why .2 miles....you already run 26 miles...why the you gotta run an extra .2 miles for?

[jag]

why .2 miles....you already run 26 miles...why the you gotta run an extra .2 miles for?

Pride, brah. Pego will tell you that the last .2 miles is the hardest. Well actually he'd tell you that the whole thing is the hardest thing you could ever do.

[TheRunningMan]

Pride, brah. Pego will tell you that the last .2 miles is the hardest. Well actually he'd tell you that the whole thing is the hardest thing you could ever do.

A marathon ain't nothing.

[Blake]

Oh and I had my second child today! She and her mom are sleeping here next to me in the hospital room while I'm dominating you senseless. Looking forward to going and picking up my 3yo from his top of the line, $650/month daycare here in a couple of hours to introduce him to his new, beautiful baby sister

Rich baby on board sticker for you!