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Right in so many words, I agree that blind religious people are loony.
They have no business trying to dictate policy to the scientific warriors out to discover truth and advance society forward to a better place.
Join me brother as we bash the loons in this forum.
Together.
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Holy warriors!!!!!
Even I find that funny
Holy warriors!!!!!
Even I find that funny
When everyone is laughing at you here for this crazy made up , if you'd just laugh at yourself like you are doing now, you wouldn't melt down as much and you'd most likely never get banned.
When everyone is laughing at you here for this crazy made up , if you'd just laugh at yourself like you are doing now, you wouldn't melt down as much and you'd most likely never get banned.
I said many times before- the only difference between me and the people laughing is that at least
I know
that I have been brainwashed.
Someday it might not be funny when you figure out how asleep you were.
naw. I've studied the works from the scientific warriors to find truth in the world and in the universe.
You think you're brainwashed but are doing nothing about it.
Lazy, loony philosophers have no business calling anyone out.
If it was actually me you were talking about - this statement would actually make sense - except you are talking bout someone else.
Sorry.
I'm talking about you. Sorry.
You aren't even able to see - you couldn't possibly know - who or even what you are talking about.
Says you.
And you admit to being blind and brainwashed. Your opinion is therefore irrelevant on the matter.
The laws of logic and reason demand that I call you a lazy loon.
The laws of the universe state that I reduced you to a name-caller again...
you called religion looney.
Your law states that you reduced yourself to a loon.
According to some religious "experts" you will burn in a place called " "
ya betta watchit
I'd call those experts looney.
Apparently you do too.
Apparently you also betta watchit.
You see how you so easily swallowed that religious people are - looney?
Now use this same criteria you used -really just look at the blindness they posses---then apply it to all the other "so-called" disciplines -
and presto --
you begin to see how they are all trained monkeys. Twist their tails and they do whatever they were programmed to do!!!!
No one is exempt - only those that are awake.
I didn't easily swallow it.
See how narrow minded you are?
Mighty Fine burgers in Austin is pretty good, maybe a little overrated except for the fries. Big Daddy's has some interesting bun and topping options and a full bar open late, TVs. etc.
I used to frequent Chesters burgers until they got rid of the poppy seed bun.
Rumor has it that it's recently come back. If so, I may have to go back.
Holy crap! Sacrilege! I'll check the next time I'm in town.
I'm telling you. Something about the poppy seeds makes all the difference.
Might be the soothing brainwashing effects of the opium. Dunno.
That and their patties aren't so thick that they don't cook evenly like so many other places. I'll be upset if they aren't back.
Ok...let's get back on topic...It is only a short scene and there is more to come but let us look into how someone is programmed....
The Eternal Sunshine of the Woo-Bung Mind
SSSHHHH....don’t say anything...Woo-Bung Hole is asleep. He isn’t programmed goddamnit! He is not programmed. Nobody dare wake him and please- no one tell him that this is about him. I am standing over his bed and he has been out for about two hours - perfect time to remove that program and head over to the Lacuna offices and make a print out to see exactly what has been programmed into his brain.
Here we go..ssshhh...and opening his fat head-jesus this boy’s head is about the size of a mongolian baby- here we ...go...there! Done.
We have to get to the office and print this out and return the chip back into his mongoloid head before he wakes.
(Two hours later...and...snap...it is replaced...let’s get outta here...)
Ok here is the printout ...oh by the way this isn’t the entire Woo Bung Hole movie - only the scene where we check under the mongo hood -so-to-speak.
Ok.
I will hand over the reigns to my esteemed colleague -Dr. Mierzwiak who will explain exactly Woo Bung-Holes’ programming in detail.
Dr. Mierzwiak:
Good evening, let us go over the programming that came out of that cavernous head of the Woo kid. This a a very detailed program, these initials here I recognize - they are from the U.S. Department of Education, these are the parents initials- the Woo kid’s parents, and there are a bunch of others here too - but more importantly how do these work and which program was implanted into the cavernous skull?
Let us see;
There is a set of demands here for how the world should be, how the Woo kid should be and what he should want. This program tells Woo what he should want, what he should desire, what he needs, what his values are, what taste he should have and even what at ude he should carry. This program is so advanced that as Woo experienced things - they would be stored in this systems’ memory so he could recall his past experiences and act the way the program instructed him to.
Now wherever Woo goes - whatever he does - this program is active and it insists that Woo follow the demands of this program. If Woo follows the demands - the computer allows him to feel peaceful, calm & satisfied. If the demands are not met - the program will generate negative emotions into the gigantic brain which will cause Woo to suffer.
For example if others don’t live up to the programs expectations - Woo will experience frustration, anger or bitterness. If the future is uncertain or Woo’s plans don’t fall into place the computer will insist that Woo experience anxiety & worry. Woo will expend a lot of energy to try and deal with these negative emotions by trying to “cope”...which always ends up with Woo trying to rearrange the world and the people around him - to “fit” his computer program. Instead of seeing reality as it is and accepting it - he is a slave to the program and tries to make reality “fit” his computer. Some would call this being crazy - but strangely no one has noticed Woo’s odd behavior.
Here’s a fun part of this program. Once in a while Woo is successful in rearranging the world around him and his team wins or he gets a promotion or a new le or a girl gives him a mercy - then the program will grant Woo a little respite- a break -from the norm and he will think that happiness is finally here!
Unfortunately - the world and people return to their normal selves and invariably -sooner or later - the world around Woo will clash with his program all over again. What follows?
You guessed it - the computer will generate more negative emotions and Woo will spend even more energy in this pathetic little mental dog & pony routine.
To be continued...
Has anyone in Austin been to Burt's or Sandy's? They're pretty close to me or work but I don't want to waste a trip and money if they suck.
sandy's is alright. Hill-berts? Never heard of burt's but hill-berts is meh
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