Amateur: hi guys

[MidnightButthurt]

Im sorry i get butthurt sometimes, but its only my nature. the consistent pounding of my rectum and the pain from the intense penetration has scarred me, so if i post with a butthurt at ude i cant help it Its just the way i am

[Fpoonsie]

Mid is a pretty obnoxious poster, but this is an ever tier troll.

[Calispursfan11]

LOL, yes. The butthurt troll is good!

[Koolaid_Man]

Im sorry i get butthurt sometimes, but its only my nature. the consistent pounding of my rectum and the pain from the intense penetration has scarred me, so if i post with a butthurt at ude i cant help it Its just the way i am

Hi Mid...let me ease your ass pain....shove this here revolver up your ass and pull tha ing trigga...you should feel betta in no time my friend....

[MidnightButthurt]

Hi Mid...let me ease your ass pain....shove this here revolver up your ass and pull tha ing trigga...you should feel betta in no time my friend....

the width of my asshole is that of the grand canyon, and the depth measures to the deepest ocean, sadly a bullet wont erase that pain

[AaronY]

2/10

[Juggity]

Is this the worst spurstalk troll of all time? Quite possibly.

Scraping the bottom of the barrel tbh. Where's the creativity?

Appending "butthurt" to a username when it is neither rhyming or alliterative with the original word it replaces is the definition of laziness.

[midnightpulp]

If you're going to spoof me, you should at least have the intelligence to construct grammatically correct sentences.

Whitemamba, I suggest you give the troll to Bynumite.

[Cry Havoc]

Making a troll of someone is basically admitting that they're in your head. Except for Laka, cause Naruto

[whitemamba]

If you're going to spoof me, you should at least have the intelligence to construct grammatically correct sentences.

Whitemamba, I suggest you give the troll to Bynumite.

sure thing?

[Jeff Van Gundy]

Midgetbutthurt tbh

[Jeff Van Gundy]

If you acted like him, this troll would have potential. But it doesnt even sound like him. 3/10

[Bynumite]

If you're going to spoof me, you should at least have the intelligence to construct grammatically correct sentences.

Whitemamba, I suggest you give the troll to Bynumite.

Not my troll tbh but i take full credit for establishing the midnightbutthurt name though

Now that i think of it, this is actually great timing for someone to create a midnightbutthurt troll account, since you're probably more butthurt than ever with the losses of 5 teams directly under and above the Lakers in the standings... lmao.

Great timing indeed

[Clipper Nation]

Too bad it was wasted on such a trolling job, tbh... 0/10

[midnightpulp]

Not my troll tbh but i take full credit for establishing the midnightbutthurt name though

Now that i think of it, this is actually great timing for someone to create a midnightbutthurt troll account, since you're probably more butthurt than ever with the losses of 5 teams directly under and above the Lakers in the standings... lmao.

Great timing indeed

I knew it wasn't your troll, because your sentences don't read like they were written by a head injury patient.

Not sure I'd want to take credit for midnightbutthurt, though. Pretty weak. You can do better.

A good mockery of a poster's name has a similar number of syllables and sounds alike when spoken aloud.

For example: monosylab1k/monoslobsond1ck, cobbler/hobbler, etc.

There's your free trolling lesson of the day. I'm only doing so, cause like I've always said, you have luva potential. You just need to put the work in.

[rayjayjohnson]

I knew it wasn't your troll, because your sentences don't read like they were written by a head injury patient.

Not sure I'd want to take credit for midnightbutthurt, though. Pretty weak. You can do better.

A good mockery of a poster's name has a similar number of syllables and sounds alike when spoken aloud.

For example: monosylab1k/monoslobsond1ck, cobbler/hobbler, etc.

There's your free trolling lesson of the day. I'm only doing so, cause like I've always said, you have luva potential. You just need to put the work in.

Midnight with the goods, pointing out the bads

[whitemamba]

I knew it wasn't your troll, because your sentences don't read like they were written by a head injury patient.

Not sure I'd want to take credit for midnightbutthurt, though. Pretty weak. You can do better.

A good mockery of a poster's name has a similar number of syllables and sounds alike when spoken aloud.

For example: monosylab1k/monoslobsond1ck, cobbler/hobbler, etc.

There's your free trolling lesson of the day. I'm only doing so, cause like I've always said, you have luva potential. You just need to put the work in.

is this trolling 101?

[Koolaid_Man]

the width of my asshole is that of the grand canyon, and the depth measures to the deepest ocean, sadly a bullet wont erase that pain

hmmm....ok mid...I see...I totally get it...but I think I have a solution for your ass....first you have to visualize it coming like Hale's comet...

My conception of your ass:



The ultimate solution:

[Latarian Milton]

mid is a badass and the OP must be the troll of someone who got pwned by mid before tbh.