What do you enjoy more?

[Spur|n|Austin]

road comedians talk all the time about beating off in hotels, spider manning their all over the room since they are outta there in a day or two, or beating off and gator rolling in the sheets. I would like to believe at least some people are better than that, but it's just not realistic. people generally treat hotels as the disposable living places they are and trash them.

Same way I treat a rental car.

[JudynTX]

Backseat sex

[mrsmaalox]

"staying in a hotel=loving to roll around in other people's ". Too ing stupid.

So if you go to a restaurant, and the silverware was just freshly washed, but the person who used the fork right before you had just given a bj, then "eating in restaurants=loving to gargle with other people's "? Yup, makes sense. :

[JudynTX]

Preach it sista!

[to21]

Imo I think he was trying to convey that someone saying they love having sex in an hotel room should reconsider their stance. You're reaching with the silverware thing.

Backseat sex =

[leemajors]

restaurants also don't advocate washing less to conserve water either

[mrsmaalox]

Imo I think he was trying to convey that someone saying they love having sex in an hotel room should reconsider their stance. You're reaching with the silverware thing.

Backseat sex =

I completely understand leemajors point and I think he's right.

My "reach" with the silverware thing was just in response to this equally ridiculous reach:

Has nothing to do about ty hotels and everything to do about the ty help that don't clean those rooms as they should.

at posters that like to roll around in other people's . Look I get it, I travel a little bit for my job so I'm subject to the same type of treatment....doesn't mean I have to like it tho'.

[to21]

Nice try....if you noticed I made my response to like that of Judy's. Most people that frequent restaurants are not putting on their forks and spoons.

[cantthinkofanything]

Nice try....if you noticed I made my response to like that of Judy's. Most people that frequent restaurants are not putting on their forks and spoons.

Right. But there's lots of times after a big meal that I have to go poopy right there in the restaurant. But quite often, I've been too constipated to go. Now I always take a piece of silverware with me (usually the knife) and stick the dull end in my butt and jiggle it around to help loosen things up a bit before trying to evacuate. When I get back to the table, I'll usually wrap it back up in the napkin with the fork and spoon so they don't have to waste water. My guess is that this is fairly common.

[Trill Clinton]

Has nothing to do about ty hotels and everything to do about the ty help that don't clean those rooms as they should.

at posters that like to roll around in other people's . Look I get it, I travel a little bit for my job so I'm subject to the same type of treatment....doesn't mean I have to like it tho'.

well i like to think the hotels i stay at have quality staff.

again, you're under the assumption that every hotel is some piece of motel with old bedding and ty staff.

maybe you had bad experiences in your past travels?

yes people have sex in hotel rooms but not at the extent you're making it seem.

most guests staying in hotels are traveling on business or vacation with fam.

not too many people use them just to in.

you're reaching, fam.

[mrsmaalox]

Right. But there's lots of times after a big meal that I have to go poopy right there in the restaurant. But quite often, I've been too constipated to go. Now I always take a piece of silverware with me (usually the knife) and stick the dull end in my butt and jiggle it around to help loosen things up a bit before trying to evacuate. When I get back to the table, I'll usually wrap it back up in the napkin with the fork and spoon so they don't have to waste water. My guess is that this is fairly common.

And I suppose you don't even wash your hands after that huh? Not a problem because we all know that touching a doorknob after someone uses it without handwashing=loving to fingerpaint in other people's poop.

[JudynTX]

This thread is taking a wide ride turn.

What about outdoor sex? Too many mosquitos, bugs that don't shower?

[to21]

stayed at the four seasons in Austin couple of weeks ago. My co-worker (who's a germ freak) brought a black light...."stuff" all over the place. You would hope that the more nicer places have better staff.

[mrsmaalox]

Outdoor sex=loving to roll around in wildlife and poop.

[JudynTX]

stayed at the four seasons in Austin couple of weeks ago. My co-worker (who's a germ freak) brought a black light...."stuff" all over the place. You would hope that the more nicer places have better staff.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Outdoor sex=loving to roll around in wildlife and poop.

Stop it!

Swimming pool sex = loving to roll around in chemicals , poop and pee.

[to21]

And I suppose you don't even wash your hands after that huh? Not a problem because we all know that touching a doorknob after someone uses it without handwashing=loving to fingerpaint in other people's poop.

If I can avoid not touching the door handle or knob in a restroom....I do.

[cantthinkofanything]

And I suppose you don't even wash your hands after that huh? Not a problem because we all know that touching a doorknob after someone uses it without handwashing=loving to fingerpaint in other people's poop.

No...I don't wash them. I usually unroll some toilet paper and wipe them off on that and then roll it back to conserve.

[mrsmaalox]

Oh man, I just read something the other day that claimed that every person who enters a swimming pool leaves behind a quarter ounce of fecal material! Yikes

[cantthinkofanything]

If I can avoid not touching the door handle or knob in a restroom....I do.

10-4 good buddy. I try to use my foot to flush the toilet or not flush at all.

But you can't think about it for too long. You've already walked through the bathroom so there's no telling what's on your feet. That gets in your car, your floors, etc.

[JudynTX]

Oh man, I just read something the other day that claimed that every person who enters a swimming pool leaves behind a quarter ounce of fecal material! Yikes

I bet leemajors doesn't have a pool then.

[to21]

10-4 good buddy. I try to use my foot to flush the toilet or not flush at all.

But you can't think about it for too long. You've already walked through the bathroom so there's no telling what's on your feet. That gets in your car, your floors, etc.

[cantthinkofanything]

Oh man, I just read something the other day that claimed that every person who enters a swimming pool leaves behind a quarter ounce of fecal material! Yikes

No ing way. Are they saying that just leaks out of people? maybe little kids and s leave behind several ounces and then that gets averaged for everyone. I think I would know if a quarter ounce of poop came out my butt while I was swimming.

[mrsmaalox]

10-4 good buddy. I try to use my foot to flush the toilet or not flush at all.

But you can't think about it for too long. You've already walked through the bathroom so there's no telling what's on your feet. That gets in your car, your floors, etc.

I use my foot to flush too. I always use a paper towel or my elbow to open the door, but whould rather just stand there and let someone else open it and then I just run thru The place I stayed this week had a box of tissues on the wall by each bathroom door and I really appreciated that.

[cantthinkofanything]

I use my foot to flush too. I always use a paper towel or my elbow to open the door, but whould rather just stand there and let someone else open it and then I just run thru The place I stayed this week had a box of tissues on the wall by each bathroom door and I really appreciated that.

yeah...the tissues or towels by the door is helpful. I like it when the don't put a trashcan near enough so I get to open the door and try to wad up the towel and shoot it into a trash can before the door closes. In my head, I'm Sean Elliott on Memorial Day.

[Trill Clinton]

unprotected outdoor sex