Sword and shield in hand.....tbh
Fat neck Spurs fans, the Silver 'n is on the back burner. We'll deal with Jim and Co. in the WCF. Right now, public enemy number in' 1 are the Okla City Thunder.
The Lakers have always been the NBA's crusading force for good. In the 80's, we taught a lesson to those racist Bawston heads when the Showtime Lakers, a predominantly African-American team, kicked the out the Celtics, a predominantly white team. The Lakers singlehandedly changed race-relations in the United States, and our wonderful country has been better for it ever since.
In the 90's, Magic Johnson contracted HIV on purpose in order to raise awareness about a disease so deadly, it had the potential to turn into a worldwide epidemic that could've ended the human race. Because of Magic's selfless action, which saw him forfeit the prime years of his career, HIV/AIDS is now pretty much an afterthought in developed countries. Magic is the reason you slip on a jimmy to mate with your heffer of a partner. Never forget that.
In the 00's, the Lakers saved the NBA from assured financial destruction when they kept the San Antonio Spurs from repeating on multiple occasions. An actual Spurs Dynasty would've bankrupted the NBA. And in an even more frightening alternate reality, we could've very well been denied Kobe Bryant's peak years if the Spurs managed to repeat in the early 00's. Take the time to thank the Los Angeles Lakers that you're not streaming Euroleague games right now for your basketball entertainment.
And in the 10's, the Lakers need to once again take up the sword and cut down the NBA's newest villain like a Crusading Knight lopping the limbs off the body of a fanatical Turk.
Just call me Pope 21_ ings. And I'm calling to arms all of Laker Nation. It is of great importance we wrest our lands from the invading Meth-head hordes, that wicked race spawned from glass and smoke and chemicals. We must reclaim our birthright and restore His glory to the soiled earth. I say this to you who are present. As well as to those who are absent. Moreover, Dr. Buss commands it!
To all fan-nations great glory in arms, draw your sword and slay a meth-head in His name.
Deus Vult!
Last edited by 21_Dickings; 03-07-2013 at 11:45 PM.
Bless you. May Dr. Buss be with you.
10/10.
Can't wait to hear what the resident Meth-Heads have to say about this...![]()
watching lakers-OKC series would be the only occasion where i root for the lakers rather than their opponents tbh. Lakers only have one, or at most two whining es on their squad, while OKC is filled with whining es
10/10.
ings just never fails to amaze me
LMFAO, okay..... How do you fair vs them so far? I can't wait either, hope it comes true although I am sure if they met it would be 100% the opposite.
BTW THE SPURS are in first place head, the times you beat them in the 00's as in 04 and 08 you got your ass whipped in the finals, hope you enjoyed that and Sterns ratings there
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give ings the keys to this fcken forum already. Thats like 4 posters he got in less than 24 hours
Give him the keys to this forum so it can crash..............
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I don't think they are gonna answer this, I heard it's 5 for 1 all you can do Meth sale at the local meth lab at the Oklahoma City Museum of Art
OKC gonna tap that ass if they meet in the playoffs tbh. The Lakers may very well finish as 6 and could be facing the Grizzlies for all we know. And Z-Bo & Fatasol will take care of business.
Does Mid think OKC can upset the Heat this time around?
8/10 lol
if you go for this bull you should be banned
If the lakers are playing good enough to beat OKC they will destroy the Spurs.
Encased in glass, or Starterbone as they call it in the Lakers training room.
Or he with Dr Buss, either or.
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