Pelicans: Who's the funniest poster on the board?

[jag]

"Me and a bunch of middle-aged women did a marathon once. Hardest thing I've ever done in my entire life. I had an emotional breakdown halfway through, but a 62 year old man stopped and gave me a pep talk. He helped me realize that no dream is too big."

[BobaFett1]

Latarian

[LnGrrrR]

gross, no thanks

still a got

[dunkman]

BRpelican, Mid and Kool.
Honorable mention to Nono, Harlem and Trendy.
And, of course, dunkman when drunkman.

[BRHornet45]

HarlemHeat37

son if there was a poll on this board asking who had the best glory hole, then you're stall would certainly win.
God bless

[Latarian Milton]

Koolaid man is the funniest IMO

Harlem has some funny especially that subliminal one a while back . Pretty much the old Mav Krew with s like jeebus jag.

I used to on DMC so maybe that's why I never found him that funny. Rogue can say funny stuff here and there but he obviously ain't in his prime anymore.

That with the Barney Santa hat rocketfan is coming up strong imo

koolgay is rather irritating rather than interesting imho, although it's easy to figure out that dude always tries to be funny, his attempts to amuse people will fail each and every time and more often than not his attempts will turn out to work the opposite way.

you can see a good knowledge of the game through harlem's posts but it's more like irony rather than genuine compliment to say his posts are funny something. harlem has a good knowledge about basketball but he doesn't care too much about being funny imho

DMC is just a gentrified version of kool, dude says funny stuffs every now and then, and sometimes i can't even help but laugh out loud reading some of his posts, but the majority of time he just reiterates the same old s time after time, in an obvious attempt to pump up his post count

[Baseline]

BR cracks me up consistently. But he also speaks the truth about players who are overrated, which I appreciate.

There are too many posters on this board who have no concept of reality.

They're called Laker fans.

And they're extremely not funny.

[irishock]

Mid/ ings

[J.T.]

How could I forget your trolls too? Walt Kowalski might be my all-time fav. I'm sure I'm forgetting lots of people though...Trainwreck viewing this thread now--he always gets overlooked but he's a classic. Fan of JT's too

Thanks, braj. You ain't bad yourself.

[Calispursfan11]

Least funny among posters that clearly attempt to be funny(I have never laughed at any single post from these posters, even including unintentional humor): hater, cheguevara, calispursfan11, mouse, cantthinkofanything, rayrayjohnson, lakersarethebest, lebomb, BR got..

It is said that those with envy attack those they envy. Thus, your post should have stated how you truly feel as follows: "the funniest posters that clearly are funnier than anyone else on this board and possibly the universe (I always laugh at every single witty post from these posters whose humor is never uninentional or unsophisticated): hater, cheguevara, calispursfan11 especially, mouse, cantthinkofanything, rayrayjohnson, lakersarethebest, lebomb, BR got... I love these posters and obsess about them every night before I jack off. I love them so much that I need to call them out by name, letting Spurstalk know how obsessed I have become with them."

Signed HH

[J.T.]

It is said that those with envy attack those they envy. Thus, your post should have stated how you truly feel as follows: "the funniest posters that clearly are funnier than anyone else on this board and possibly the universe (I always laugh at every single witty post from these posters whose humor is never uninentional or unsophisticated): hater, cheguevara, calispursfan11 especially, mouse, cantthinkofanything, rayrayjohnson, lakersarethebest, lebomb, BR got... I love these posters and obsess about them every night before I jack off. I love them so much that I need to call them out by name, letting Spurstalk know how obsessed I have become with them."

Signed HH

And you wonder why you made that list.

[benefactor]

90210 was up there for a while as far as unintentional comedy goes but he's cooled off. He had a bit of a resurgence when he called out December Romo in the NFL forum this past season but he has since gone back into his hole.

[J.T.]

90210 was up there for a while as far as unintentional comedy goes but he's cooled off. He had a bit of a resurgence when he called out December Romo in the NFL forum this past season but he has since gone back into his hole.

"Teams with more Super Bowls than the Colts" is a god-tier thread, right up there with "UTSA football will suck for the next 25 years" or whatever that one was called. Too bad the UTSA one got deleted.

[jjktkk]

Left out _JaG. Funny, and willing to on posters who need it. Great sig. vid. as well.

[thispego]

I took big steamy right on top of the proudest moment of your life

your genetics

you took a dump on the birth of my children?

My genetics are quite desirable, lol at the less fortunate, I agree

[DPG21920]

you took a dump on the birth of my children?

My genetics are quite desirable, lol at the less fortunate, I agree

I am not quite sure you are telling the truth. I am a person of logic and when someone is willing to post a picture online of themselves and their baby, but then acts high and mighty about posting pictures of their girl, that reeks of intellectual dishonesty.

So, either you care enough about your online rep to post sympathy pictures of your child (which would be pretty s my IMO - and I do not believe you are that way) or you have something to hide. You tell the people your story. That's why we are here.

[thispego]

You done bein a beta male sucking got? Or do you still post pics of your bas son in order to deflect an entire web message board ting on you?

lol the ULTIMATE scoff! "Oh you have bad genetics! your son is a mouth breather! Your offspring is ugly! (all very funny and intelligent insults - )" and then I post a picture of my offspring and it's "oh your son is perfect, nm, guess we are full of ."

[thispego]

I am not quite sure you are telling the truth. I am a person of logic and when someone is willing to post a picture online of themselves and their baby, but then acts high and mighty about posting pictures of their girl, that reeks of intellectual dishonesty.

So, either you care enough about your online rep to post sympathy pictures of your child (which would be pretty s my IMO - and I do not believe you are that way) or you have something to hide. You tell the people your story. That's why we are here.

I've never posted a picture of myself tbh

online reputation? uh, no

[jag]

you took a dump on the birth of my children?

My genetics are quite desirable, lol at the less fortunate, I agree

No, that was actually you who took a dump on the birth of your kid, when you posted pictures of him to deflect the attention off you getting ted on by the entire forum.

marathoner body.

It's the hardest thing I've ever done in my entire life and it made me into the person I am today. No mountain too high. No ocean too wide. And no unpaid internship too unavailable for a 25 year old pego.

[thispego]

"Me and a bunch of middle-aged women did a marathon once. Hardest thing I've ever done in my entire life. I had an emotional breakdown halfway through, but a 62 year old man stopped and gave me a pep talk. He helped me realize that no dream is too big."

still waiting to hear the toughest thing you've ever done physically

[thispego]

No, that was actually you who took a dump on the birth of your kid, when you posted pictures of him to deflect the attention off you getting ted on by the entire forum.

marathoner body.

lol I've only run one full and one half marathon. I'm considerably bigger than those little s.

y'all like pooping on each other in here, huh? in gross but if that's what y'all like

[DPG21920]

I've never posted a picture of myself tbh

online reputation? uh, no

Now I know the answer. You are again being blatantly intellecually dishonest. Your appearance on my show was an opportunity to set the record straight, but in reality, you were exposed for the entire viewing audience. Pictures of you are found all over this website - whether you physically posted them or not is not the point. I do know however, as you have admitted, you posted pictures of your baby online? Why would someone who has a major issue with posting pictures of the mother of his child then proceed to post pictures of a defenseless baby who has no voice on whether or not they want their picture online? Why would someone feel the need to post a picture of their child online unless it was in response to juvenile insults in an attempt to prove those insults wrong - hence really caring about what was said and your online reputation.

My viewers, I am a seeker of truth and logic and nothing more. Thispego graciously accepted my invite to discuss this topic which I thank him for his courage. However, it is the opinion of this host that Thispego has other motives.

[jag]

still waiting to hear the toughest thing you've ever done physically

, I already addressed this

the hardest thing I've ever done physically is probably not something I used to do regularly, for leisure. You're a pussy with the body of a woman who takes pride in running marathons and half-marathons.

What a pussy. The only men who take pride in running marathons/half-marathons are men who are built like women. As someone who used to routinely run 12+ miles while in school, I had to cut back because I didn't want to have the physique of Kelly Rippa.

[jag]

y'all like pooping on each other in here, huh? in gross but if that's what y'all like

This is Exhibit A of the type of stuff this lame ass dude thinks is clever.

[thispego]

, I already addressed this

STILL waiting to hear the hardest thing you've ever done physically