Pelicans: Who's the funniest poster on the board?

[DMC]

wh? sorry i don't monitor threads continually

i will try harder to be a more prolific and consistent shield

[jag]

Glad you agree that Jag's response was unsophisticated. Btw, where did you get that monkeyball gif. It's awesome which is more than I can say for your posts.

I didn't realize we were trying to be sophisticated here. Is that why you come to ST?

[Phillip]

I haven't ever lied about anything on here, ever. I'm an honest person on and off line

thats a lie

[monosylab1k]

I haven't ever lied about anything on here, ever. I'm an honest person on and off line

"Your" condo in Breck notwithstanding

[Calispursfan11]

You've been overly sensitive to the point of being like a sore.

Getting a lot of sores down below are you? I guess that becomes more common as you age.

[thispego]

Unmarried people don't have inlaws.

Correct but you know what I mean and whom I'm referring to

[jag]

Let me guess... You think Austin is nice don't you? I've lived in Austin and spent quite a lot of time in Nashville, there's no comparison.

[thispego]

"Your" condo in Breck notwithstanding

Well I can go anytime I want and have a key so it's kinda like mine

[jag]

"Your" condo in Breck notwithstanding

[HarlemHeat37]

I bet he certainly wasn't lying about a marathon being the most difficult thing he's ever done, tbh..

[jag]

I can go to the Marriott on 4th ave in Nashville anytime I want. So it's practically like mine

[monosylab1k]

I own the Hilton Hotels empire. Well, i mean i can stay at one anytime i like, so basically it's like i own them.

[DMC]

Correct but you know what I mean and whom I'm referring to

Like I said, you're being a ing bum and lounging around the homes of your GF's parents and telling people online that you own them. That's pretty ty. I wouldn't marry you either, ya lying .

[thispego]

You already admitted you were an unpaid intern at 25 years old. You even started a thread in the Club about how poor you were when you were like 28. Are you going to lie about that too?

Your jealous shtick is unintentionally hilarious tbh

Paid intern, dumbass and now I have an awesome job, do you know how works? I've been far from poor for a long time

[DMC]

Rape shield to the rescue... color match and all!

[jag]

I bet he certainly wasn't lying about a marathon being the most difficult thing he's ever done, tbh..

I'd bet good money he never even did a full marathon and only actually did a half marathon. That was his lie to "put it over the top" and impress people. That effeminate, poor genetics having couldn't even craft a decent lie about his physical accomplishments because in his mind he thought it was an impressive feat.

[monosylab1k]

I've been far from poor for a long time

Well yeah, it sounds like you GF's parents have been paying for your for the past six years.

[Calispursfan11]

I didn't realize we were trying to be sophisticated here. Is that why you come to ST?

You can do whatever you want. I come here for the entertainment mostly, but some things aren't entertaining. Most people, especially in real life, when disagreed with or questioned don't resort to calling the person who disagrees with them a , got, or whatever. I didn't even say you were necessarily wrong about thispego, but I think you lose credibility when you turn around and call me a got for disagreeing with you or asking questions. That smacks of immaturity and insecurity. Of course, this might just be your ST "schtick" but it's not really that funny or original. Anyone can call someone a got or and add some emoticons. Not that hard.

[HarlemHeat37]

Whose troll does hemann belong to, btw?..or is he an original member of their crew?..

[thispego]

That's it, I've won. Got you all in a fit I'm gettin ugly looks from the Mrs. - time to get off the phone ruining you chumps and cool some $15.00 tenderloin steaks

Eat y'all

[monosylab1k]

You can do whatever you want. I come here for the entertainment mostly, but some things aren't entertaining. Most people, especially in real life, when disagreed with or questioned don't resort to calling the person who disagrees with them a , got, or whatever. I didn't even say you were necessarily wrong about thispego, but I think you lose credibility when you turn around and call me a got for disagreeing with you or asking questions. That smacks of immaturity and insecurity. Of course, this might just be your ST "schtick" but it's not really that funny or original. Anyone can call someone a got or and add some emoticons. Not that hard.

But using the term monkeyball is okay?

[thispego]

Well yeah, it sounds like you GF's parents have been paying for your for the past six years.

I've never taken anything from them except multiple vacations, which they demand I accompany them on.

PEACE!

[monosylab1k]

That's it, I've won. Got you all in a fit I'm gettin ugly looks from the Mrs. - time to get off the phone ruining you chumps and cool some $15.00 tenderloin steaks

Eat y'all

bragging about 15 dollar steaks

[jag]

Paid intern, dumbass and now I have an awesome job, do you know how works? I've been far from poor for a long time

Well apparently I do know how works, because I figured it out much sooner than you did in life. If I were only as smart as you, I'd be thinking of how to pay my bas sons medical expenses with no health insurance and how to get condones from Spurstalk.

[HarlemHeat37]

Least funny among posters that clearly attempt to be funny(I have never laughed at any single post from these posters, even including unintentional humor): hater, cheguevara, calispursfan11, mouse, cantthinkofanything, rayrayjohnson, lakersarethebest, lebomb, BR got..