Pelicans: Who's the funniest poster on the board?

[jag]

Ball so hard my kid wants to get his last name changed to mine

[Venti Quattro]

RAY-BAN RB 3310
Color: 014 / Eye Size: 53
Brown/Crystal Brown Polarized lenses

I'll HOOK YOU UP if you can help me find another pair of these.

Ray-Ban has discontinued them and I can't find them anywhere.

I have a small, mis-shapen head so these are the only sunglasses that I have EVER found that fit me right. Help me Now!

What are you gonna pay for these aviator sunglasses, thispego, your missus's moolah?

[GoodOdor]

need advice from the smart people on spurstalk only, please, thank you.

So I thinkk I've bragged a few times on here that I've got a load of speeding tickets and justified it by saying for only $1-$2 a day I can drive as fast as I want, anywhere I want.

Well, the speeding tickets have finally caught up to bite me in the ass. I've recently been denied employment at two kick-ass jobs due to my driving record.

What pisses me off is that government agencies only go back 3 years and in the past 3 years I have had 4 speeding tickets. According to my Complete driving record that I got from TDPS online, I only have about 7 speeding tickets in 11 years of driving... not bad considering about 6 have seemingly dropped off my record. It also shows one crash in 2006, minor fender bender that was technically my fault and was a claim on my insurance. As well as 1 DWI, 8 years ago when I was 19. Neither of the jobs I was denied employment at give a about the DWI (I think) because it happened so long ago and it was classified as class b misdemeanor, and I've since passed a risk assessment through Texas Dept of Family and Protective Services.

So it pisses me off that 4 little speeding tickets are preventing me from getting a job that I have EARNED. The first one is at a regional Mental Health Mental Rehab, I can understand their point of view because I'd sometimes be driving their vehicles and their patients, they'd have to insure me while I'm on the clock and going back 3 years in my driving record, they can only abide 3 or less points... I have 4 points on my record in the last 3 years. Understandable. They say to come back in January when the fourth point drops off and the job is yours. Great.

The second job was at a Consumer Direct company and I would never drive their vehicle or their customers. The job was as good as mine, I thought it was a done deal, I was heading to Austin this weekend to meet with them on Monday to sign papers and officially be hired... until i get a bull email from their program director yesterday saying:

Hi thispego, Unfortunately, we will not be able to consider you for employment at this time due to your driving record.

Take Care,
Ima

What the ?!?!?1 I could understand MHMR's stance on it, but these assholes have no reason to care about my driving record if it's simple speeding tickets. So I call her up and she's talking to me as if I wasted their time, Like I should have known that 4 speeding tickets in 3 years would render me unhirable. Ima was like blah blah blah well past behavior is an indicator of future behavior blah blah blah. I was like SPEEDING??!?!?! speeding is a behavior I'm destined to repeat? I had a feeling she was talking about the DWI but she was specific about the speeding violations. Anyways, she was very uppity and rude as if I had d them over, but I feel it was they who had d me. I gave them everything they needed to complete my background, criminal, employment and driving history checks and was up-front with them about EVERYTHING. Then she has the nerve to act like I inconvenienced THEM.

Am I right to be pissed off, Spurstalk?

I now have to continue with my slave labor at the RTC I work at for the remainder of the year, and it in SUCKS there. I get battered and bruised every day containing and fighting with little bas s for slightly more than minimum wage. I'm super pissed.

What do the non-dummies think of all this.

[mavs>spurs]

You can do whatever you want. I come here for the entertainment mostly, but some things aren't entertaining. Most people, especially in real life, when disagreed with or questioned don't resort to calling the person who disagrees with them a , got, or whatever. I didn't even say you were necessarily wrong about thispego, but I think you lose credibility when you turn around and call me a got for disagreeing with you or asking questions. That smacks of immaturity and insecurity. Of course, this might just be your ST "schtick" but it's not really that funny or original. Anyone can call someone a got or and add some emoticons. Not that hard.

sup brah were you aware you have your very own internet meme dedicated to you?

[jag]

I have a small, mis-shapen head

Oh yeah? We hadn't noticed

[GoodOdor]

Oh yeah? We hadn't noticed

It's okay, it compliments his small, mis-shapen mouth tbh.

[midnightpulp]

What are you gonna pay for these aviator sunglasses, thispego, your missus's moolah?

"I have a small, mis-shapen head"

Props to pego for admitting he has poor genetics.

[mavs>spurs]

"I have a small, mis-shapen head"

Props to pego for admitting he has poor genetics.

so selfish to pass those on to his son tho. as if it wasn't obvious enough why this guy can't make any friends.

[Venti Quattro]

"I have a small, mis-shapen head"

Props to pego for admitting he has poor genetics.

I forgot you mentioned he's pussy-whipped so he's probably like, "Wait! I gotta ask the boss if I could afford these nice aviators that will fit my mis-shapen head."

[Lincoln]

Comparison of me and thispegos life

First paid intern at the young age of 18 working IT=Lincoln

First paid intern when he is well into his 30s after working years of Taco bell, having 2 bas kids, bragging that he has a mrs when she won't even marry him bc he is too much of a pussy (" I'm scared of weddings ").=thispego

Lol I feel sorry for your sorry ass kids being born to 2 dip s who have jobs, don't even know ing birth control, and talk about getting married but too scared to. You're a ing shame. You're fatass be@ner best friends CBF and Mookie will be dead by the age of 50 from heart attack/drug use. You have no future.

And you're a got.

[midnightpulp]

I forgot you mentioned he's pussy-whipped so he's probably like, "Wait! I gotta ask the boss if I could afford these nice aviators that will fit my mis-shapen head."

[midnightpulp]

so selfish to pass those on to his son tho. as if it wasn't obvious enough why this guy can't make any friends.

Indeed.

[Latarian Milton]

pedo might look like a loser in his 30s but he ain't alone imho. according to an official survey, only 50% of college graduates from 06 and later are being fully employed while the other half are either under employed and unemployed, and even among those 50% who're employed, the majority of them are stuck in deadend ty jobs where they can't see no future for themselves.

an internship ain't too bad even for a 30yr old, as long as he can procure some new skills and get himself better prepared for the future. although a 30yr old intern ain't a winner of life, life could be MUCH worse for him if he had been married in his early 20s like the picklebreath brothers tbh. it might be a tradition for them picklebreaths to get married early im not very sure but in the United states of america, you don't even have to get married to have your kids, and marriage will bring you nothing but the risk of becoming a cuckold and being financially ed tbh

[HarlemHeat37]

Wow..what a massacre..

[Calispursfan11]

sup brah were you aware you have your very own internet meme dedicated to you?

This is funny. I like it.

[Venti Quattro]

My New Year's Resolution this year is to start being honest with myself and everyone.

This is hard...Here it is -- I'm gay.

There. I guess that's it.

The only thing he's been honest about in the last 5 years.

[Calispursfan11]

Wow..what a massacre..

The field of battle is strewn with bodies tbh... Definitely a classic.

[Venti Quattro]

i want to work outside. i want to make at least $3000 a month. what should i do or where should i look?

asking for a job on a basketball forum

[mavs>spurs]

lol striving for 3k a month then somehow bragging about how rich you are..pego is a 30k millionaire tbh

[jeebus]

joke's on all you gots posting in this thread. while you're making fun of a classy guy, he's ballin in his Colorado retreat that's practically his, nibbling on a $15 choice cut steak. only reason why he's not here bullying s in the paint is because his Mrs. gave him dirty looks while taking multiple vacations. nevermind the fact that he called her the Mrs and he's not even married; that's just more ammo he's gonna lay on y'all.

[Calispursfan11]

I like this guy better tho

[Venti Quattro]

joke's on all you gots posting in this thread. while you're making fun of a classy guy, he's ballin in his Colorado retreat that's practically his, nibbling on a $15 choice cut steak. only reason why he's not here bullying s in the paint is because his Mrs. gave him dirty looks while taking multiple vacations. nevermind the fact that he called her the Mrs and he's not even married; that's just more ammo he's gonna lay on y'all.

[Latarian Milton]

pego had his glorious days on this site and i don't get why everyone is so tempted to disdain him and make him look like an ass when he just wants some honest life advice

[monosylab1k]

joke's on all you gots posting in this thread. while you're making fun of a classy guy, he's ballin in his Colorado retreat that's practically his, nibbling on a $15 choice cut steak. only reason why he's not here bullying s in the paint is because his Mrs. gave him dirty looks while taking multiple vacations. nevermind the fact that he called her the Mrs and he's not even married; that's just more ammo he's gonna lay on y'all.

[monosylab1k]

lol striving for 3k a month then somehow bragging about how rich you are..pego is a 30k millionaire tbh

rofl pego seems like he'd fit in perfect with the usual bags who sit in the Old No 7 Club at Mavs games tbh