worst sex u ever had?

[Lincoln]

I was 16 and ****ed my gf for the first time at a party. The lights were completely out so we couldn't see ****(big mistake, I know). So after like 20 seconds of pumping she orders me to eat her out.

Long story short, I ****ed her for about 15 seconds because she was literally crying I was hurting her so bad. Not trying to do the big thing but she was tight as ****, obviously. Not exactly sexy watching a girl cry when you **** her. I went limp. Ohh but it doesn't end like that..

I walk out of the pitch dark room, my hair is all over the place, etc. Pretty obvious what is going on. I walk out and all my friends had gathered around the door and started cheering for me, etc. Just giving me a hard time. Well right as I walk out the bedroom door, someone hits a bright light, and all over my face....


****ing blood from eating her out. Everywhere. My entire face. My hair. My shirt. My jeans. A huge blood spot right around the crotch of my jeans...

[Spur|n|Austin]

I was 16 and ****ed my gf for the first time at a party. The lights were completely out so we couldn't see ****(big mistake, I know). So after like 20 seconds of pumping she orders me to eat her out.

Long story short, I ****ed her for about 15 seconds because she was literally crying I was hurting her so bad. Not trying to do the big thing but she was tight as ****, obviously. Not exactly sexy watching a girl cry when you **** her. I went limp. Ohh but it doesn't end like that..

I walk out of the pitch dark room, my hair is all over the place, etc. Pretty obvious what is going on. I walk out and all my friends had gathered around the door and started cheering for me, etc. Just giving me a hard time. Well right as I walk out the bedroom door, someone hits a bright light, and all over my face....


****ing blood from eating her out. Everywhere. My entire face. My hair. My shirt. My jeans. A huge blood spot right around the crotch of my jeans...

you didn't taste the blood man?

[2pac > Kobe]

in the woods with a short red headed bi polar

[Avante]

Lincoln


You have no class at all do ya punk? Do girls (obviously you don't know any women) know you act like this over sex? Dude, we all have sex, wow big deal. Yes right at first we all get overly excited about it, I'm guessing you popped your cherry just recently.

[thispego]

ima have to go with avante on this one

[lebomb]

I was about 19-20 and this girl I wanted to hit was smokin hot....... half black/Filipino. I was suckin on her tiggo bitties, went downtown and did my thang, then went to insert and tha bish laid there like a dead carcass. She never moved a single inch. I had to check her pulse to make sure she was still alive. ABSOLUTE worst sex I ever, ever had.

[bus driver]

she used her teeth. was too scared to move or say anything.

[Trill Clinton]

ewww gross!!! you didn't smell that period blood??? smells like a bag of wet pennies.

[lebomb]

The g/f and I will sometimes try and squeeze one more round in before she is supposed to start. I hit it proper, and when I go to clean up it looks like something out of a horror flick.

[Trill Clinton]

lol nasty ass, .

[Huey Freeman]

This got to be the nastiest god damn thing I have ever read dude. Y'all pussy eatin motha as are a dirty breed.

[lebomb]

The grossest sex I ever had? I went down on a girl back in tha day, and her cookie smelled like the catfish platter from sea island, with a side order of tail shrimp. I started coughing and , my eyes started watering........I got tha up outta there.

[JudynTX]

Small penis. Nuff said. (It only happened once)

[Trill Clinton]

The grossest sex I ever had? I went down on a girl back in tha day, and her cookie smelled like the catfish platter from sea island, with a side order of tail shrimp. I started coughing and , my eyes started watering........I got tha up outta there.

[Riddler]

Goddamn coffee all over my screen now. Thanks assholes

[Spur|n|Austin]

ewww gross!!! you didn't smell that period blood??? smells like a bag of wet pennies.

[jeebus]

ewww gross!!! you didn't smell that period blood??? smells like a bag of wet pennies.

tbh any kind of blood smells; it'd be impossible not to know if the person was covered in it as the story says. imo.

[mrsmaalox]

Wondering if Cosmic Cowboy can top his own putrid pillow story.....

[tlongII]

Probably when I was doing a chick doggy style and she farted. That wasn't good.

[DisAsTerBot]

0/10

we all know you're a virgin, little asian dude

[CavsSuperFan]

Small penis. Nuff said. (It only happened once)

Props to you for still doing it…...I hate it when they just point & giggle…

[lebomb]

Props to you for still doing it…...I hate it when they just point & giggle…

I hate it when I drop mine on the counter and the gulz are like " .......... ............ but, you aint sending me to Texas Med tonight niggra " !!!

[leemajors]

ewww gross!!! you didn't smell that period blood??? smells like a bag of wet pennies.

[symple19]

ewww gross!!! you didn't smell that period blood??? smells like a bag of wet pennies.

I at this. So true

[Chingo Bling]

SO I was smuggling in people from Guatamala and Honduras. I always pick out the firme ones to ride en frente. I pulled over at a mom and pop motel and, after I locked the truck, I took her. This puta hadn't take a chower for pinche days, guey. I smelled that chit when she was giving me head but I was driving and getting blown so I didn't notice too much. When che dropped those chones though... it was like Tparks and Mouses basura. It smelled like pickles that had been left out in the sun for 6 and a half days and dirty weed.
I threw that bish in the chower and scrubbed her with comet. Then... despues de todo eso, I took her to the bed and started to give her the chile. Don'tchoo know that puta died on me! I didn't know that che was smuggling coca in her stomach. I had her bent all crazy and must have busted the condom (not mine, I raw dog that chit) that was holding the soda porque che started chaking and foaming and chit. I thought I was just hitting it right but then che stopped moving.
I finished up then yust dumped her behind the motel. Chingo learned his lesson, guey. Next time I am asking the puta if che is smuggling drugs.