Spurs: Spurefs doing work to the Jazz

[Trainwreck2100]

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I'll be a mother er. me.

[jeebus]

c'mon Jazz!!

[Latarian Milton]

jazz has been on the receiving end of the brunts of poor officiating for well over a month imho, but they probably deserve it. i'd never want any playoff spot given to such a team that can't win w/o depriving the opposing team of oxygen tbh

[Thread]

Thank Christ. I was as nervous as a at a weiner roast.

[ElNono]

you're welcome purple n piss

[Thread]

you're welcome purple n piss

I couldn't even look like a 60-year-man. + that didn't work in regulation. I had to put it on Boxscore in OT & peek thru my in' fingers like a scared 6-year-old.

[Mugen]

like a scared 6-year-old.

sounds about right tbh.

[HI-FI]

if OKC were a Spursfan...
"well you see, we had a FT advantage because of the unmitigated genius of Tony Parker. His ratatouille move in the post creates easy FTs based on faking out the defense and drawing in the attacker. Most of our fouls are committed before we can even get to the rim, so our aggressiveness and genius creates these opportunities and FT disparity."

[Splits]

Thunderefs were 33-10 in FGA tonight, including a phantom call on a KD flop jumper, under a minute with the game within a possession. But I guess everyone is so used to that when Spurs are +12 in FTA it deserves its own thread.

[KaiRMD1]

"Spurefs"? Is frozen?

[LkrFan]

Spurs game BSPN Top Performer: TD? Statline - 19 points, 16 rebs, 5 helpers. Looks great to the uneducated fan (there are millions so this false advertisement works).

Looking deeper: 4-13 FGAs (v. DPY candidate Al Baby Rodman Jeffersn), 11-13 freebies.

Same ole song: the most protected superstar in NBA histry. 11 of his 19 points came from feasting on putrid defenders. If he misses, phantom ful.

[Mugen]

Spurs game BSPN Top Performer: TD? Statline - 19 points, 16 rebs, 5 helpers. Looks great to the uneducated fan (there are millions so this false advertisement works).

Looking deeper: 4-13 FGAs (v. DPY candidate Al Baby Rodman Jeffersn), 11-13 freebies.

Same ole song: the most protected superstar in NBA histry. 11 of his 19 points came from feasting on putrid defenders. If he misses, phantom ful.

Yet you were cheering every f'n point

[midnightpulp]

Spurs game BSPN Top Performer: TD? Statline - 19 points, 16 rebs, 5 helpers. Looks great to the uneducated fan (there are millions so this false advertisement works).

Looking deeper: 4-13 FGAs (v. DPY candidate Al Baby Rodman Jeffersn), 11-13 freebies.

Same ole song: the most protected superstar in NBA histry. 11 of his 19 points came from feasting on putrid defenders. If he misses, phantom ful.

Butthurt because he's been better than Kobe this year. Speaking of which, Duncan's scoring statline is very Kobe-esque with the poor shooting percentage and large number of FT attempts.

[LkrFan]

you're welcome purple n piss

Al Jefferson locked down TD. Ihopeweplayyouguysintheplayoffs.

[ElNono]

Spurs game BSPN Top Performer: TD? Statline - 19 points, 16 rebs, 5 helpers. Looks great to the uneducated fan (there are millions so this false advertisement works).

Looking deeper: 4-13 FGAs (v. DPY candidate Al Baby Rodman Jeffersn), 11-13 freebies.

Same ole song: the most protected superstar in NBA histry. 11 of his 19 points came from feasting on putrid defenders. If he misses, phantom ful.

it's ok, you're only gonna see him for 5 more games this season

[HI-FI]

I think Lkrfan averages more emoticons per post than anyone else.

[Splits]

^you obviously didn't watch the game. He dominates the paint defensively. Look at their bigs shooting numbers, atrocious.

[ElNono]

Al Jefferson locked down TD. Ihopeweplayyouguysintheplayoffs.

I'll take you or Utah... it's a wash, tbh

[LkrFan]

Yet you were cheering every f'n point

Damn right sn.

[LkrFan]

I'll take you or Utah... it's a wash, tbh

We'll see. OTOH, wrong about dem Lakers.

[Reck]

So much for Spurs tanking to avoid them Lakers in the first round.

[LkrFan]

it's ok, you're only gonna see him for 5 more games this season

Strategic tank job eh? Operation avoid Lake Show?

[ElNono]

We'll see. OTOH, wrong about dem Lakers.

No, *we* will see... you're gonna want to shut off the TV...

Strategic tank job eh? Operation avoid Lake Show?

What part of *5* more games you didn't understand?

[midnightpulp]

So much for Spurs tanking to avoid them Lakers in the first round.

Yeah. No one's scared of the Phoenix Suns 2.0.

Spurs' goal is to the get the number 1 seed in the West, so they can have home court advantage in a potential matchup with OKC. They can't worry about what mediocre playoff fringe teams like the Lakers are doing.