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  1. 03-28-2013 #26
    bus driver
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    pay cash
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  2. 03-28-2013 #27
    TenBuckTammy
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    Quote Originally Posted by JudynTX
    So your mom was a too?
    No, but my dad was a pimp.
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  3. 03-28-2013 #28
    spursncowboys
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    Grew up on the NE side-Briarwick.Stationed at Ft. Carson, CO
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    Worst advice I ever got was when my grandfather said if I play with myself then it'll turn me gay.
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  4. 03-28-2013 #29
    redzero
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thread
    You got some in' nerve asking me a question.

    Go back and your mother some more.
    I'm sensing some hostility here, Dale.

    I thought we were friends.
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  5. 03-28-2013 #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by redzero
    I'm sensing some hostility here, Dale.

    I thought we were friends.
    Just go back and your mother some more.
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  6. 03-28-2013 #31
    marini martini
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    Quote Originally Posted by I. Hustle
    When I was about 18 I was in my basement playing guitar hero with some friends. We got the munchies and so I decided to take my parents van to go grab some food. My folks flipped OUT. They started yelling at me and so I stormed off and yelled FFFUUUUCCCKKKKKKK in my yard as loud as I could and got in my friends car and started scratching my face until I started to bleed. When I came back home my dad told me to grow a set of balls and get a life.

    Best advice ever. Wait... did that happen to someone else?
    Quote Originally Posted by CosmicCowboy


    sad thing is he was serious and not trolling.

    You forgot the part about his girlfriend pinning him so he couldn't scratch his face anymore
    Quote Originally Posted by I. Hustle
    LOL Yeah. The girl was probably a gorilla in order to keep a "grown man" pinned down like that.
    Not to mention Deli Boy pushed his mom on the stairway, and called her a !







    My Dad told me if you can't pay for it with cash, then save up 'til you can!
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  7. 03-28-2013 #32
    SourCandy
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    Dad - when a guy says hi to you he's already thought about having sex with you...ignore the ones that say hi.

    Mom - 90% of the people in the world are idiots. ....spend your life looking for the 10%.
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  8. 03-29-2013 #33
    ErnestLynch
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  9. 03-29-2013 #34
    Smart Ass
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    Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
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  10. 03-29-2013 #35
    Blake
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    Quote Originally Posted by SourCandy
    Dad - when a guy says hi to you he's already thought about having sex with you...ignore the ones that say hi.
    So you're saying you're a virgin.
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  11. 03-29-2013 #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by SourCandy
    Dad - when a guy says hi to you he's already thought about having sex with you...ignore the ones that say hi.

    Mom - 90% of the people in the world are idiots. ....spend your life looking for the 10%.
    Hi
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