WTF? Man dies after jealous friend shoves foot up his ass

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A Russian man was arrested for allegedly shoving his foot up his friend’s rectum and killing him.

Police say 28-year-old Vladimir Krasnov and his girlfriend Yelena were at the victim’s home when an inebriated Vladimir started to become jealous after suspecting the two were having an affair. While the victim fell asleep, police say Vladimir “inserted his right foot into the victim’s anus and rectum,” causing internal ruptures that later led to him bleeding out and dying at the scene.

While sitting in a jail cell, Vladimir told reporters that he regretted the situation and that it probably would not have occurred if he was sober.

Vladimir faces 15 years in prison if convicted.



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[lefty]

Clearly not a phobic crime

[TDMVPDPOY]

only in russia

[symple19]

there's probably a dashcam video of this somewhere

[Koolaid_Man]

A Russian man was arrested for allegedly shoving his foot up his friend’s rectum and killing him.

Police say 28-year-old Vladimir Krasnov and his girlfriend Yelena were at the victim’s home when an inebriated Vladimir started to become jealous after suspecting the two were having an affair. While the victim fell asleep, police say Vladimir “inserted his right foot into the victim’s anus and rectum,” causing internal ruptures that later led to him bleeding out and dying at the scene.

While sitting in a jail cell, Vladimir told reporters that he regretted the situation and that it probably would not have occurred if he was sober.

Vladimir faces 15 years in prison if convicted.



Read more: http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS...#ixzz2PoiHL6LE

......why can't this kind of stuff ever happen to M>S

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[johnsmith]

you'd never believe it doc!

one in a million shot!

That's a shame.

[jag]

While sitting in a jail cell, Vladimir told reporters that he regretted the situation and that it probably would not have occurred if he was sober.

Only "probably"

[Blake]

only in russia

Toby Keith uses a boot.

It's the American way, tbh.

[Latarian Milton]

another example why es are the source of all evils and sins tbh

[mavs>spurs]

^lmao true that my

just another example of how us russians are the baddest mofo's on the planet and part of the almighty WHITE POWER!!!

[dirk4mvp]

lefty, you just gonna let the Red Foreman joke sit on the table?

[TDMVPDPOY]

man if that guy survive the attack, he would make a song how his ass bled like that colorado chick

[CuckingFunt]

^lmao true that my

just another example of how us russians are the baddest mofo's on the planet and part of the almighty WHITE POWER!!!

You're Russian now?

[mavs>spurs]

always have had russian ancestry tbh

[The Reckoning]

You're Russian now?

Beringia

[apalisoc_9]

thought of this after reading tle

[redzero]

man if that guy survive the attack, he would make a song how his ass bled like that colorado chick

I was thinking about how little sense this post made, then I saw the username.

[silverblk mystix]

I was a little apprehensive about clicking on this thread- I was afraid this was something that happened between Chumpie and Blake and I wasn't sure who was the catcher and who was the pitcher?

Or who was the kicker and who got kicked in this scenario...

[ChumpDumper]

lol not personal

[silverblk mystix]

lol not personal

glad you are ok

[ChumpDumper]

Why, are you a Jew?

[silverblk mystix]

Why, are you a Jew?

Glad you are ok because it appears -from all his angry name calling - that Blake has a temper.

[Gay Robot]

What a pussy. That sounds like a regular Saturday night to me.

[GoodOdor]

I'll be visiting the motherland in a couple months.....I think I'm just gonna stay indoors tbh.