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    I know it's a hoax. It's hysterical though.

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    He's a great man

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    nice hoax

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    That's fairly awesome. lol

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    What would Jesus charge?

    Joel Osteen
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    I don't think he's jesus. Almost certain of that.

    Maybe the real question should be "what does he do with the money?" or "what business is it of mine" or even "I'm such a hypocrite to have a job; then use the money I make to try and better myself and loved ones but look down on others for doing the same thing". "Why should I contend that a religious figure of a religion who I don't even believe in makes more money than myself".

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    I know it's a hoax. It's hysterical though.
    LOL, of course it's a hoax. You think that head is running away from his tax-free gravy train?

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    He took it all in stride as I knew he would.

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    Just look at that smug look on his face. I hate you!

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    I don't think he's jesus. Almost certain of that.
    You sure?

    Maybe the real question should be "what does he do with the money?" or "what business is it of mine" or even "I'm such a hypocrite to have a job; then use the money I make to try and better myself and loved ones but look down on others for doing the same thing". "Why should I contend that a religious figure of a religion who I don't even believe in makes more money than myself".
    Wut

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    I used to watch his informacials at 2AM in the morning for some reason.

    He's entertaining, I give him that.

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    Oh, he puts on a show -- that's for sure.

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    I've listened to him a little bit.

    That greasy mullet, WTF?

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    Osteen is pretty harmless overall. His message is basically positive and as far as I'm aware he's usually steered clear of political issues and provocation. Unlike Robert Jeffress of First Baptist Dallas, who loves to take advantage of good ol' fashioned self righteous Christian anger to get another interview on Fox News.

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    Can't blame a player taking advantage of stupid people tbh. Good for him.

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    Self-empowerment and Christianity usually don't mix well but guys like Olsteen play the "God wants you to be successful" card well...

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    Self-empowerment and Christianity usually don't mix well but guys like Olsteen play the "God wants you to be successful" card well...
    They don't?

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    Self-empowerment and Christianity usually don't mix well but guys like Olsteen play the "God wants you to be successful" card well...
    WTF is self-empowerment?

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    Self-empowerment and Christianity usually don't mix well but guys like Olsteen play the "God wants you to be successful" card well...
    Nope. Good try with a safe attempt of generalizing on a subject you know nothing about just to have a comment

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    Don't hate the player, hate the game...

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    No they don't....self empowerment is more Buddhist or Hindu...Christianity is about owing all your good fortune to God....that's why you pray and thank God...

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    WTF is self-empowerment?
    Believing that there is no supreme being out there that is guiding your life....you are responsible for your success and you are responsible for your consequences...

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    Don't hate the player, hate the game...
    True, and I guess that if wasn't Olsteen playing the game it would be some other guy, but don't you wish that these guys like Olsteen and Hagee would be more 'christ-like' in their deeds and actions....I wonder what Jesus would say about Mega-churches and Pastors who live in the Dominion...

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    True, and I guess that if wasn't Olsteen playing the game it would be some other guy, but don't you wish that these guys like Olsteen and Hagee would be more 'christ-like' in their deeds and actions....I wonder what Jesus would say about Mega-churches and Pastors who live in the Dominion...
    Kenneth Copeland's crooked ass is still the worst, and puts even that fat Hagee to shame


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