How to train your CUCK

[lebomb]

Explain please

This will be good.

[Koolaid_Man]

I just explained this to MrsMaalox...my offer stands...she can continue going thorugh life missing that good it's her choice...

MrsMaalox I would be very gentle with you. I get a bum rap because guys are generally jealous and enraged at my intellect and descent but I'm really a very romantic and caring type of guy. I would not just try to shove my penis in your anus. I would take my time and lovingly caress.

First I'd set the mood...start with a nice bubble bath. Calgon mixed with JoJoba oils in very warm to hot filtered water. Similar to a natural hot spring. Then I'd light scented candles I prefer country breeze smells with a little black cherry mixed in.

Next I'd turn on the music to a very low decibel so that you can actually hear me sing. I can sing good enough to get your juices flowing. I'd sing this song for you --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCsoo5m-3YM

Then we'd bath each other. I'd rub your back, neck , and shoulders. Afterwards I'd get out dry off, run to the laundry room, stop the dryer and pull a hot fresh towel from the dryer. Run back to the tub and dry your body off with a hot towel.

Next I'd dance naked for you..whatever strip routine you'd like to see... --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfU-mcuLu-E
Kori Ellis can vouch for my dance skills

Finally we'd go to my magical bed...I'd lube up with my tongue if you're still a bit apprehensive...then I'd serve the tip only in the rear and until you ask for more and then slowly slide all the way to the back. It would totally be all for you. A nice steady and slow grind...

This is what I do...I'm a professional...this is why the young girls and mature ladies alike love Kool to death...I know how to do it right...and tbh

You're getting up their in age so treat yourself don't cheat yourself...if your man ain't dancing for you then he ain't hitting it right PERIOD...

[silverblk mystix]

Did someone say CUCK?

I have a perfectly trained CUCK at my disposal to do with as I please....what could be better than that?

When I say speak...he runs in here and says, "lol"

When I say do not respond, he runs in here and says, "lol"

[Blake]

Explain please

This will be good.

lol asking for cuck advice

[Blake]

Did someone say CUCK?

I have a perfectly trained CUCK at my disposal to do with as I please....what could be better than that?

When I say speak...he runs in here and says, "lol"

When I say do not respond, he runs in here and says, "lol"

None of that is true.

But what is true is that when someone says cuck or sexual, you're quick to lay out your fantasies of two dudes going at it.

lol enlightened

[CuckingFunt]

I just explained this to MrsMaalox...my offer stands...she can continue going thorugh life missing that good it's her choice...

MrsMaalox I would be very gentle with you. I get a bum rap because guys are generally jealous and enraged at my intellect and descent but I'm really a very romantic and caring type of guy. I would not just try to shove my penis in your anus. I would take my time and lovingly caress.

First I'd set the mood...start with a nice bubble bath. Calgon mixed with JoJoba oils in very warm to hot filtered water. Similar to a natural hot spring. Then I'd light scented candles I prefer country breeze smells with a little black cherry mixed in.

Next I'd turn on the music to a very low decibel so that you can actually hear me sing. I can sing good enough to get your juices flowing. I'd sing this song for you --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCsoo5m-3YM

Then we'd bath each other. I'd rub your back, neck , and shoulders. Afterwards I'd get out dry off, run to the laundry room, stop the dryer and pull a hot fresh towel from the dryer. Run back to the tub and dry your body off with a hot towel.

Next I'd dance naked for you..whatever strip routine you'd like to see... --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfU-mcuLu-E
Kori Ellis can vouch for my dance skills

Finally we'd go to my magical bed...I'd lube up with my tongue if you're still a bit apprehensive...then I'd serve the tip only in the rear and until you ask for more and then slowly slide all the way to the back. It would totally be all for you. A nice steady and slow grind...

This is what I do...I'm a professional...this is why the young girls and mature ladies alike love Kool to death...I know how to do it right...and tbh

You're getting up their in age so treat yourself don't cheat yourself...if your man ain't dancing for you then he ain't hitting it right PERIOD...

Glade candles and comments on a woman's advancing age... Sounds like a professional romancer, alright.

[TDMVPDPOY]

lol chinese s talkin about s...

[mrsmaalox]

Glade candles and comments on a woman's advancing age... Sounds like a professional romancer, alright.

You missed "Calgon"?

[Koolaid_Man]

Glade candles and comments on a woman's advancing age... Sounds like a professional romancer, alright.

i had to mix some humor in there.

[silverblk mystix]

None of that is true.

But what is true is that when someone says cuck or sexual, you're quick to lay out your fantasies of two dudes going at it.

lol enlightened

Did someone say CUCK?

I have a perfectly trained CUCK at my disposal to do with as I please....what could be better than that?

When I say speak...he runs in here and says, "lol"

When I say do not respond, he runs in here and says, "lol"


Thanks for re-confirming!


I don't even have to mention his name either. That is a trained CUCK!

[Koolaid_Man]

You missed "Calgon"?

I wonder if your boyfriend gave you a hall pass to any Spurtalk poster who would it be. I'm sure if Timvp gave Kori a hall pass she would likely choose me.

[Avante]

What would anyone do with a trained CUCK? I don't see the need.

[silverblk mystix]

What would anyone do with a trained CUCK? I don't see the need.

I abuse mine at will. It is a cheap thrill.

[silverblk mystix]

it rhymes too...

[Paulie]

Did someone say CUCK?

I have a perfectly trained CUCK at my disposal to do with as I please....what could be better than that?

When I say speak...he runs in here and says, "lol"

When I say do not respond, he runs in here and says, "lol"


Thanks for re-confirming!


I don't even have to mention his name either. That is a trained CUCK!

[ChumpDumper]

Looks like another poster is trained as well.

[I. Hustle]

Boo

I misread the le. I thought it was about training DUCKS. I was hoping that someone would teach the MFer English.

[Blake]

Did someone say CUCK?

I have a perfectly trained CUCK at my disposal to do with as I please....what could be better than that?

When I say speak...he runs in here and says, "lol"

When I say do not respond, he runs in here and says, "lol"


Thanks for re-confirming!


I don't even have to mention his name either. That is a trained CUCK!

lol enlightened fantasies

Now speak.

[silverblk mystix]

lol enlightened fantasies

Now speak.

TRAINED!!!!

[silverblk mystix]

Did someone say CUCK?

I have a perfectly trained CUCK at my disposal to do with as I please....what could be better than that?

When I say speak...he runs in here and says, "lol"

When I say do not respond, he runs in here and says, "lol"

[Blake]

Now speak.

TRAINED!!!!

TRAINED!!!!!!!!

[Avante]

"CUCK"

I once owned a CUCK
she was tall and thin
had big blues eyes
and a dimple in her chin

she was cute
loved to laugh
the only problem
she didn't take a bath

one knocked knee
pigeon toed too
but that was ok
she would have to do

I liked her walk
funny as could be
all those pigeon toes
banging around and that knock knee

she was a great lover
despite the smell
you'd think a bar of soap
was an invitation to

now she's gone
up and ran away
something I must have said
about deodorant spray

[ChumpDumper]

Uh, what do you think a cuck is, Avante?

[silverblk mystix]

Uh, what do you think a cuck is, Avante?

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Originally Posted by Blake

Now speak.

[Blake]

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Originally Posted by Blake

Now speak.

TRAINED!!!!!!