....to train the wife.
I started off with a few trial runs, see what method to use. Yep, start off slow.
me...any coffee made?
Judy...should be some left, made a pot this morning.
me....heat me up a cup.
Judy...ok.
Well that went smooth, she nuked it and even poured it in my special delux macho cup. Then even brought it to me. Phase one a huge success.
A lttle while later...
me....(turning up some Howlin' Wolf who she can't stand)
Judy...(looking at me as if I had another eye in the middle of my forehead, I just grinned)
me....ya know he first recorded at Sun Studio in Memphis just like Elvis.
Judy...I know, you've told me that before, he learned harmonica from Sonny Boy Williams.
me...Williamson.
Judy...right. Would you mind turning it down a bit, not everyone needs a backdoor man.
me...(turning it down and realizing this won't be easy) Anything you want to hear?
Judy...you closing the door to the garage.
me...cold blooded!
Hmmmm? I'll revamp some things and give it another shot tomorrow. Any advice?
Judy is a full grown woman, trust me amigo she's way past that silly . You'd be laighed at then disgarded like some little fool.
in what way? s, ass, your to small for her fat pussy?
Judy sounds like a 50's waitress at a local diner tbh...
I mean no disrespect..I like you
Dude, way past s ass s fat pussies, I can see you're still ...wow I talked nasty...hahahaha!!!!!!!! Little man, come on.
Judy has her degree in Child Development, has her own business.
Anyone out there over 17?
In before someone points out it wasn't a huge success if she didn't make you a new pot.
yep.... it seems she still has her work cut out with you
Long ago I made it very clear I started drinking coffee in the navy, days old coffee. I like old coffee and she knows that.
It really is amazing we ever hooked up, she was Miss Goodie Goodie and I was the thug/bully/bad boy. I think she gives me that cool and calm while I give her that crazy and bull in a China shop. Whatever, it works.yep.... it seems she still has her work cut out with you
^ Naivete...not surprising coming from a Navy man...sad and unfortunate...
but Kool has answers for you...how old is she and how big is her stomach?
I was actually looking for some advice from the few grown ups here. You're too busy trying to.."see me everyone, ain't I funny?" Why not waste your time dealing with Lincoln or Blake types.
so that you can go back and play more coffee games with Judy? Seems the child development degree she earned was worth it's weight in gold
We don't play this..."woman get me that or this"...at all. It's whoever is standing does the fetching. If neither then get it yourself. We were both standing but she was in the kitchen. For me to ask for anything, yep, rare.so that you can go back and play more coffee games with Judy? Seems the child development degree she earned was worth it's weight in gold
When dealing with strong individuals that training deal simply won't work. Sure if your 45 and she's 22 and in awe of your success you might be able to pull it off. While a woman of 35 who is also a success, nay!
I will advise you anyway Avante...sounds like Judy is just plain tired of dealing with your sorry ass...seems she yearns something new... you likely don't excite her anymore...your life sounds extremely boring...don't be surprised if she's having fun outside the house...
just take a look in a full length body mirror (when she's not home) to see what you've become...you're likely no longer attractive to her physically or intellectually...
solly cholly
You're all wrapped in this..."I'm in hiding hehehehe"...bull , totally not in touch with what I'm talking about. We get along great and sex is a job for both us, yep a workout so you are soooooooooo far off base there it's comical. Stop with trying to be cute and actually pay attention, ok? We all see you dude, ok? So cool the immature bull and talk like an intelligent adult, can ya do it?
nope!
LOL You tell him Avante. What argument does he have? He's probably never even heard of Keith Lincoln.
<================= I am not married to Avante.
Shut up and go get him his week old coffee!
I am untrainable.
I disagree since you've never went anal
Are you just ing him? I wonder how his lazy ass scored you
Her pussy is way past fat?
Gross.
Today being day two of training I decided to get some yard work done. She needs to get more involved.
me....how about giving me a hand loading the dumpster with some branches and leaves?
Judy...I 'd love to sweetheart but I have some business down at the church, how about later? Wanna barbecue tonight?
me....a couple hours maybe? Barbecue sounds good.
Judy...not really sure, be back as soon as I can. Love you!
me...love you too, see ya.
I was worked!
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