Joel Osteen

[Eli Sunday]

Let's see any of you become successful in a business that doesn't actually provide any tangible services. None of you Philistines could possibly comprehend the amount of skill it takes to look an old woman straight in the eye and lie about curing her arthritis or back pains.

Don't feel bad, because not everybody can be an Eli Sunday or a Mother Teresa.

[Rick Santorum]

Let's see any of you become successful in a business that doesn't actually provide any tangible services. None of you Philistines could possibly comprehend the amount of skill it takes to look an old woman straight in the eye and lie about curing her arthritis or back pains.

Don't feel bad, because not everybody can be an Eli Sunday or a Mother Teresa.

What's up Eli? Are you gonna do the sermon at baby Gabriel's funeral?

[rjv]

Let's see any of you become successful in a business that doesn't actually provide any tangible services. None of you Philistines could possibly comprehend the amount of skill it takes to look an old woman straight in the eye and lie about curing her arthritis or back pains.

Don't feel bad, because not everybody can be an Eli Sunday or a Mother Teresa.

there's bound to be a few chiropractors in this forum

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

The tin foil hat political posters are big chiropractor fans for some reason , I remember seeing several SA210 posts where he preached about how important regular chiropractic work was.

[Woo Bum-kon]

He's one of those morons who trust herbal supplements over actual, trial-tested medicine, because BIGPHARMA DOESN'T WANT US TO KNOW THE TRUTH!!!

[baseline bum]

God, I hate the gots like DoK who put multiple pictures of their wannabe boyfriend up.

See DOK, not all of WC's non-blue posts are funny.

[baseline bum]

The tin foil hat political posters are big chiropractor fans for some reason , I remember seeing several SA210 posts where he preached about how important regular chiropractic work was.

SRS?

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

SRS?

I found it pretty weird and random at the time. I also found it ironic cause chiropractors run a much bigger scam than big pharma does

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Hey baseline bum do you wanna take the test I have on eigenvalues and eigenvectors tomorrow , unless I get some high quality studying in I'm pretty much fcked

[baseline bum]

Hey baseline bum do you wanna take the test I have on eigenvalues and eigenvectors tomorrow , unless I get some high quality studying in I'm pretty much fcked

Can't help you man, since I don't think a jap could pass for a jew tbh. Maybe drop a Benjamin to Black Jesus and see if your prayer is answered.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Can't help you man, since I don't think a jap could pass for a jew tbh. Maybe drop a Benjamin to Black Jesus and see if your prayer is answered.

Since I haven't had any income this year I've given more than ten percent of my income to The Lord , he better show me that it was worth it tomorrow

[Drachen]

Why? That talked to Bush all the time.

, bush was even given the power to look at the souls of other people, just by looking them in the eye!

[Drachen]

I guess the hardest part of being a rich preacher is not being able to blow that money on a week long Vegas excursion.

That is why other countries exist.

[Clipper Nation]

...because then it wouldn't be faith...

There's no point in faith if you don't even expect the you wish for to happen, dumbass

[Drachen]

He's one of those morons who trust herbal supplements over actual, trial-tested medicine, because BIGPHARMA DOESN'T WANT US TO KNOW THE TRUTH!!!

My boss is taking some medication for some health issue and is prepping for surgery. My coworker asked her if that medication was FDA approved and my boss says "yeah". My coworker looks at her and says that she should take herbal supplement XYZ instead because the FDA is a conspiracy and their sole purpose is to kill you.

This was probably closer to the sanest thing she has said than it is to the most insane thing she has said.

If y'all ever see me say something mindblowingly dumb (like you might see from SA210 or galileo) I am probably just quoting my coworker (like in the NBA forum thread about JayZ selling his .000000000000001 percent of the nets where I posted that he is illuminati)

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

My boss is taking some medication for some health issue and is prepping for surgery. My coworker asked her if that medication was FDA approved and my boss says "yeah". My coworker looks at her and says that she should take herbal supplement XYZ instead because the FDA is a conspiracy and their sole purpose is to kill you.

This was probably closer to the sanest thing she has said than it is to the most insane thing she has said.

If y'all ever see me say something mindblowingly dumb (like you might see from SA210 or galileo) I am probably just quoting my coworker (like in the NBA forum thread about JayZ selling his .000000000000001 percent of the nets where I posted that he is illuminati)

yeah saying SA210 type on a message board is one thing but I didn't think people actually went to work and said that stuff to their boss. wow

[Drachen]

yeah saying SA210 type on a message board is one thing but I didn't think people actually went to work and said that stuff to their boss. wow

Man, I just need to write a book. I have said this before on this site, this idiot's husband actually convinced her that a girl tripped and her mouth fell on his . Yeah, she talked about this at work too.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Man, I just need to write a book. I have said this before on this site, this idiot's husband actually convinced her that a girl tripped and her mouth fell on his . Yeah, she talked about this at work too.

now I remember that. Do other people at work realiZe how weird she is

[Drachen]

now I remember that. Do other people at work realiZe how weird she is

everyone outside of her airheaded friends. TBH, she doesn't bring this stuff up to everyone. I unfortunately work close enough to her that she talks to me. I am really bad with facial expressions betraying my true feelings so I can't believe she still talks to me with all the WTF faces I make every time she opens her mouth.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

everyone outside of her airheaded friends. TBH, she doesn't bring this stuff up to everyone. I unfortunately work close enough to her that she talks to me. I am really bad with facial expressions betraying my true feelings so I can't believe she still talks to me with all the WTF faces I make every time she opens her mouth.

I still say the worst possible female coworker is the one who brings a huge in photo album to work after every family trip she makes then she shows the photo album to you as if you give a when you don't. What the makes so many women think their coworkers give a about their stupid kids?

[Blake]

I still say the worst possible female coworker is the one who brings a huge in photo album to work after every family trip she makes then she shows the photo album to you as if you give a when you don't. What the makes so many women think their coworkers give a about their stupid kids?

She's also the one that picked Wichita State to be in the Final Four

[spursncowboys]

Religion and faith is, by definition, believing in something without evidence.

Once you start doing that, you open your mind's door for believing in all sorts of stupid , because it is emotionally appealing, just like belief in some unseen magic man who will make everything all better.

Even ministers who aren't deliberately fleecing their flock of willing sheep, will start rationalizing their lifestyle. "it is all part of God's plan that I have all this stuff". Again, creeping corruption of the mind, all made possible by faith.

Wow. So pretentious. That you are so enlightened because you don't believe in a god. Keep up with the made up "religious" people and ministers who you assume their cognative thoughts.

[baseline bum]

Man, I just need to write a book. I have said this before on this site, this idiot's husband actually convinced her that a girl tripped and her mouth fell on his . Yeah, she talked about this at work too.

LOL WTF? You got a link to that story?

[Woo Bum-kon]

Wow. So pretentious. That you are so enlightened because you don't believe in a god. Keep up with the made up "religious" people and ministers who you assume their cognative thoughts.

One doesn't have to be enlightened to know that believing something for no good reason, is a terrible idea.

[rjv]

i feel like i'm at a logical positivists' convention