Lakers: Bryant unable to move for 2 weeks following surgery, will give adjustments via phone

[irishock]

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RT @kobebryant Can't move for 2weeks so I'm laid up. Will watch game on tv and give adjustments if needed by phone at halftime

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[DPG21920]

Lol wut? Are the coaches out?

[Mal]

Refs can talk by phone during the game ?

[Mugen]

would be funny if they just left a phone on speaker in an empty room tbh. Bean going on and on about heart/will to a bunch of empty chairs

[Double-Up]

Refs can talk by phone during the game ?

[HI-FI]

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[Clipper Nation]

Kirby trying to coach would be an even bigger trainwreck than when Magic tried to coach, tbh....

[Thebesteva]

would be funny if they just left a phone on speaker in an empty room tbh. Bean going on and on about heart/will to a bunch of empty chairs

Prolly the hardest I've laughed from any post in a while...good form sir.

[Thebesteva]

Kirby trying to coach would be an even bigger trainwreck than when Magic tried to coach, tbh....

LOL I can read the headlines now in 2022: Head Coach Kobe Bryant alienates superstar center and Guard with 5 rings speech.

[hater]

dantoni

[da_suns_fan]

Refs can talk by phone during the game ?

Genius

[AaronY]

If Kobe ever really did become a coach someone would def. do a Sprewell job on him..only difference is the other players would join in and then they'd hide the body

[Latarian Milton]

dude will come back instantly once he can walk imho. kobe is a real fighter

[Drachen]

dude will come back instantly once he can walk imho. kobe is a real fighter

you forgot that