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    Nary your mom got ed as well
    No, seriously, what does your mom look like naked, best? Have a big bush? A deep ass crack? Ya ever look when you think she is or is not looking?

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    Dale doing what he's accused me of doing, hedging his bets.

    I predicted the season, he's just looking for an out.

    You're no one Dale, you were gone for a good while and the place moved right along without you. Who gives a if you don't come back? Huge loss for the forum if either you or some other infrequent contributor loses an ELE bet... ya self important ya
    Sure. That's why a goodly number came begging me to come back. And you'd do it again if ya ran me off.

    You can dish it. Ya just can't take it.

    lmvictoriousao!!!

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    No, seriously, what does your mom look like naked, best? Have a big bush? A deep ass crack? Ya ever look when you think she is or is not looking?
    I don't have a mother, I was made in a lab by scientists who wanted to design the perfect troll. Unfortunately, I was a failed experiment. I was then flushed into the sewers and left for dead, but miraculously I survived. Since then, I have grown up eating fish bones mostly and no human on this planet will even stare at me because of how horrific I look in real life. The only woman that has ever given me her attention and pleasured me was this one legged Scandinavian street hooker I met who served by a taco stand that had a sign that said "We Welcome You Cub".

    I left many years ago and I was told she bore my child with me from that night...I never have met the little guy before.

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    I don't have a mother, I was made in a lab by scientists who wanted to design the perfect troll. Unfortunately, I was a failed experiment. I was then flushed into the sewers and left for dead, but miraculously I survived. Since then, I have grown up eating fish bones mostly and no human on this planet will even stare at me because of how horrific I look in real life. The only woman that has ever given me her attention and pleasured me was this one legged Scandinavian street hooker I met who worked at a taco stand that had a sign that said "We Welcome You Cub".

    I left many years ago and I was told she bore my child with me from that night...I never have met the little guy before.
    No, seriously, ya ever think about ing your mother, best? Ya ever peek in her underwear drawer? Perhaps play around in her nighties?

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    Sure. That's why a goodly number came begging me to come back. And you'd do it again if ya ran me off.

    You can dish it. Ya just can't take it.

    lmvictoriousao!!!
    I don't give a if you stay or go. It's pathetic to see you crawl like the mother er you are trying to scrape up a crumb of attention when your team is no for nothing, you and Kevin both, attention seeking when your troll no longer works because you don't have the team to back up your talk.

    Just reside here in relative obscurity and keep hammering out those trendy ing lines. That's your calling.

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    No, seriously, ya ever think about ing your mother, best? Ya ever peek in her underwear drawer? Perhaps play around in her nighties?
    Son...don't talk to your father like that. Just because I wasn't a part of your life growing up doesn't mean you can talk back to the man that brought you into this world. Never forget, you were once part of the 2 oz semen in my balls.

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    Son...don't talk to your father like that. Just because I wasn't a part of your life growing up doesn't mean you can talk back to the man that brought you into this world. Never forget, you were once part of the 2 oz semen in my balls.

    Ya ever get a look at your dad's & chicky leg? You'd like to swallow that tubular steak, huh. Ya prevert, you.

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    Ya ever get a look at your dad's & chicky leg? You'd like to swallow that tubular steak, huh. Ya prevert, you.
    I was made in a lab I told you this already.

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    I was made in a lab I told you this already.
    Fine. You take that one. I'm stickin' with this one:::

    Seriously, you ever see your mother's bush?

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    Fine. You take that one. I'm stickin' with one:::

    Seriously, you ever see your mother's bush?
    Besteva 1 time I ed your mother

    That tired old bag thread 0 times

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    Ya ever get a look at your dad's & chicky leg? You'd like to swallow that tubular steak, huh. Ya prevert, you.
    Not something Cuburn would say.

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    I'm a trend setter.

    I set trends.
    You're a thead starter.

    You start threads.

    Needy much?

    You're probably one of those old alone dudes who has no friends and everyone thinks is mumbling on the street because you repeat the same over and over. Originally from MethKC?

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    Not something Cuburn would say.
    But definitely something Extra Stout dreams about

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    Not something Cuburn would say.
    Crawl, mother er, crawl!!!

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    You're a thead starter.

    You start threads.

    Needy much?

    You're probably one of those old alone dudes who has no friends and everyone thinks is mumbling on the street because you repeat the same over and over. Originally from MethKC?
    No, seriously, you ever see your mom nude? She have a nice split twixt those cheeks?

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    Threads baby photo


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    No, seriously, you ever see your mom nude? She have a nice split twixt those cheeks?
    Don't all women?

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    You just keep thinking about your mother's sweet ass.

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    Don't all women?
    What does your mom's ass crack look like, D?

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    What does your mom's ass crack look like, D?
    Dead as your team's owner tbh

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    Dead as your team's owner tbh
    Fine. When she was alive what did your mother's ass crack look like? C'mon, you know you want to express this. Chop/chop.

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    Fine. When she was alive what did your mother's ass crack look like? C'mon, you know you want to express this. Chop/chop.
    Your humor is blowing up like the finish line of a marathon

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    Fine. When she was alive what did your mother's ass crack look like? C'mon, you know you want to express this. Chop/chop.
    I came out looking the other way so I can only comment on the paunch.

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    Fine. When she was alive what did your mother's ass crack look like? C'mon, you know you want to express this. Chop/chop.
    Thread, you should have been a blow job.

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    I came out looking the other way so I can only comment on the paunch.
    Well, in the intervening years then before she croaked, what did her ass look like? And did you want to sniff it?

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