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  1. #1
    Believe. McLovin's Avatar
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    When I was just a little baby boy,
    my momma used to tell me these crazy things
    She used to tell me my daddy was an evil man,
    she used to tell me he hated me
    But then I got a little bit older
    and I realized, she was the crazy one
    But there was nothing I could do or say to try to change it
    cause that's just the way she was

    They said I can't rap about being broke no more
    They ain't say I can't rap about coke no more
    (AH!) , you think I won't choke no
    'til the vocal cords don't work in her throat no more?!
    (AH!) These mother ers are thinking I'm playing
    Thinking I'm saying the cause I'm thinking it just to be saying it
    (AH!) Put your hands down , I ain't gonna shoot you
    I'ma pull +YOU+ to this bullet, and put it through you
    (AH!) Shut up , you're causing too much chaos
    Just bend over and take it like a , OK Ma?
    "Oh, now he's raping his own mother, abusing a ,
    snorting coke, and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?"
    You god damn right , and now it's too late
    I'm triple platinum and tragedies happen in two states
    I invented violence, you vile venomous volatile es
    vain Vicadin, vrinnn Vrinnn, VRINNN! [*chainsaw revs up*]
    Texas Chainsaw, left his brains all
    dangling from his neck, while his head barely hangs on
    Blood, guts, guns, cuts
    Knives, lives, wives, nuns, s

    I'ma kill you! You don't wanna with me
    Girls neither - you ain't nothing but a to me
    I'ma kill you! You ain't got the balls to beef
    We ain't gonna never stop beefing I don't squash the beef
    You better kill me! I'ma be another rapper dead
    for popping off at the mouth with I shouldn't said
    But when they kill me - I'm bringing the world with me
    es too! You ain't nothing but a girl to me
    .. I said you don't, wanna with Shady (cause why?)
    Cause Shady, will ing kill you (ah-ha ha)
    I said you don't, wanna with Shady (why?)
    Cause Shady, will ing kill you..

    I'ma kill you! Like a murder weapon, I'ma conceal you
    in a closet with mildew, sheets, pillows and film you
    Buck with me, I been through , shut the up!
    I'm trying to develop these pictures of the Devil to sell 'em
    I ain't "acid rap," but I rap on acid
    Got a new blow-up doll and just had a strap-on added
    WHOOPS! Is that a subliminal hint? NO!
    Just criminal intent to sodomize women again
    Eminem offend? NO! Eminem insult
    And if you ever give in to him, you give him an impulse
    to do it again, THEN, if he does it again
    you'll probably end up jumping out of something up on the 10th
    (Ah!) I'ma kill you, I ain't done this ain't the chorus
    I ain't even drug you in the woods yet to paint the forest
    A bloodstain is orange after you wash it three or four times
    in a tub but that's normal ain't it Norman?
    Serial killer hiding murder material
    in a cereal box on top of your stereo
    Here we go again, we're out of our medicine
    out of our minds, and we want in yours, let us in

    Eh-heh, know why I say these things?
    Cause lady's screams keep creeping in Shady's dreams
    And the way things seem, I shouldn't have to pay these shrinks
    this eighty G's a week to say the same things TWEECE!
    TWICE? Whatever, I hate these things
    shots! I hope the weed'll outweigh these drinks
    Mother ers want me to come on their radio shows
    just to argue with 'em cause their ratings stink?
    THAT! I'll choke radio announcer to bouncer
    from fat to off seventy-thousand pounds of her
    from principal to the student body and counselor
    from in-school to before school to out of school
    I don't even believe in breathing I'm leaving air in your lungs
    just to hear you keep screaming for me to seep it
    OK, I'M READY TO GO PLAY
    I GOT THE MACHETE FROM O.J.
    I'M READY TO MAKE EVERYONE'S THROAT ACHE
    You gots keep egging me on
    'til I have you at knifepoint, then you beg me to stop?
    SHUT UP! Give me your hands and feet
    I said SHUT UP when I'm talking to you
    YOU HEAR ME? ANSWER ME!

    Ha ha, I'm just playing ladies
    You know I love you

  2. #2
    Spurs > Yankees > Knicks Technique's Avatar
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    Worst troll in the history of Spurstalk. Just delete your account

  3. #3
    Believe. McLovin's Avatar
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    Worst troll in the history of Spurstalk. Just delete your account

  4. #4
    Monuments DisAsTerBot's Avatar
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    redeemed

  5. #5
    Believe. jeebus's Avatar
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    Please.

  6. #6
    Transition 3 Willbreaker Captivus's Avatar
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    Not funny.
    What funny is what I thought after reading the le: Men! Jordan cant catch a break!
    Delete this thread, bad taste.

  7. #7
    Believe. McLovin's Avatar
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    I've got a boner!

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    Banned
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    Worst troll in the history of Spurstalk. Just delete your account

  9. #9
    Banned
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    wonder where he's posted the other 34 posts, never saw him posting before and yeah, he might be the tiest troll on this site ever

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    Purple and Bold! whitemamba's Avatar
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    Bld Him

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