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seriously, if this is true, or at least women believe it to be true, guys could be giving facials en masse.
imagine how much longer all of us would live if random women asked us to on their face at the job or school.
LMAOIt's already been proven that Heather Locklear is doing a bang-up job aging with grace. (Seriously, she looks the same age as her 15-year-old daughter.) So when the 51-year-old actress offered up the secret to her great skin, we listened closely... and were subsequently grossed out.
In an on-camera conversation with TMZ reporters, she was asked if she had any recommendations for anti-aging skincare products. Her reply? "You just put semen on your face."
Leaving aside the fact that we can't tell if she's kidding, we have reason to actually take this one seriously. Sure, the thought is gross (as are TMZ's puns on the matter -- "shot to the face," anyone?) but the research is there: Semen may have anti-aging benefits.
Semen as an anti-aging treatment saw a e in popularity (or at least curiosity) around 2009. Turns out spermine, one of the components of semen, is high in anti-oxidants and can be used to smooth out wrinkles. An enterprising Cosmo reporter even went and got a sperm facial at a swanky New York spa, confirming that her skin did feel smoother afterwards.
None of which convinces us to start incorporating spunk into our beauty routines. But hey, have you seen Heather Locklear lately? Her skin looks amazing.
Discuss.
seriously, if this is true, or at least women believe it to be true, guys could be giving facials en masse.
imagine how much longer all of us would live if random women asked us to on their face at the job or school.
Eat the right stuff, get that exercise, lay off the alcohol/drugs/stress. If someone is really concerned about battling age. Stay active!
I think whitemamba can back this up.
your right, the experiment of blowing my load on your mother was a great example
whitemamba probably looks like Frankie Muniz
I guess you don't remember that Bruce Wayne was an orphan, dumb .your right, the experiment of blowing my load on your mother was a great example
bruce wayne is fictional yo momma aint
Bruce Wayne is fictional when I'm Batman.bruce wayne is fictional yo momma aint
momma jokes rulez!bruce wayne is fictional yo momma aint
Word son!
good news for cattle. new-born male cubs will be raised for their semen, rather than get sterilized right after birth
time for me to send in applications to the day spas
interesting next time I bust a nut I will save it...and try it on my own face....
sounds like this could be lucrative emerging market... NYSE ticker = Kool
Obviously she hasn't seen my towels.
B.S. every one of those porn chicks looks used up at at 40 and that's after undergoing 20-25 years of that therapy..
Could be negated by the coke and pills, tbh..
Working on a couple of other jokes..one's about how scores of college kids will be getting minimum wage jobs at day spas for their intensive facial renewal bukkake treatments and one's about how in related news Maybelline just bought out Cryos International (world's largest sperm bank)..
You guize will be the first to know once I iron them out..
Will start jerking off in my girlfriends moisturizer..as an investment in the future..
They write themselves really
Blake looks like Benjamin Button towards the end of his life because of this...
Not bad tbh
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