Lakers: Lakers at Spurs - Game 1 presented by Magic Johnson's bandwagon ability

[midnightpulp]

Can set your watch to this .

Spurs open up a 15 point lead midway through the 3rd. Pop tries to use the lead to get the starters some extra rest. Also employs Hack-a-Howard to close the quarter. Lakers make up 6 points of ground during that time and enter the 4th down 9.

Choking Tony and/or Old Man Duncan appears in the 4th. The role-players start ting themselves. Spurs struggle to manufacture offense. Lakers close within a single possession. Upstairs is melting down. Laker fans are spewing their usual , etc. Rest of the quarter is a dogfight, with [pick 'em] finally coming out on top.

[StrengthAndHonor]

Can set your watch to this .

Spurs open up a 15 point lead midway through the 3rd. Pop tries to use the lead to get the starters some extra rest. Also employs Hack-a-Howard to close the quarter. Lakers make up 6 points of ground during that time and enter the 4th down 9.

Choking Tony and/or Old Man Duncan appears in the 4th. The role-players start ting themselves. Spurs struggle to manufacture offense. Lakers close within a single possession. Upstairs is melting down. Laker fans are spewing their usual , etc. Rest of the quarter is a dogfight, with [pick 'em] finally coming out on top.

Man, did not even respond to my PM. Smh.


Anyway. Lets go Lakers!

#oneCity #onelove #LA

[RudyRay]

This season Duncan is looking very tired.

Kobe's achillies gave out cause he was "tired"...

So think of something else...

[midnightpulp]

Man, did not even respond to my PM. Smh.


Anyway. Lets go Lakers!

#oneCity #onelove #LA

Didn't know you sent one. Checking now...

[jeebus]

sons I heard through the grapevine that Magic said Kawhi would play limited minutes this series because he doesn't match up well with Gasol. I thought AIDS attacked your immune system, not reasoning and logical thinking part of your brain.

[AaronY]

sons I heard through the grapevine that Magic said Kawhi would play limited minutes this series because he doesn't match up well with Gasol. I thought AIDS attacked your immune system, not reasoning and logical thinking part of your brain.

Its insane how much hilarious stuff comes out of his mouth...I remember when the Mavs were playing the Heat in the Finals he kept saying that he liked how "the Heat had a helper on defense, who goes around and helps people."

It still amazes me he used to coach. The huddles must have been unreal

[hater]

I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' ******s, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.

[irishock]

This is intense

[Thread]

I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' ******s, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.

Though I think the was protesting a bit too much. I heard some moans mixed with the groans.

[Mugen]

sons I heard through the grapevine that Magic said Kawhi would play limited minutes this series because he doesn't match up well with Gasol. I thought AIDS attacked your immune system, not reasoning and logical thinking part of your brain.

[Brunodf]

Lakers by 5

[jeebus]

Its insane how much hilarious stuff comes out of his mouth...I remember when the Mavs were playing the Heat in the Finals he kept saying that he liked how "the Heat had a helper on defense, who goes around and helps people."

It still amazes me he used to coach. The huddles must have been unreal

I can't wait to hear what he has to say on the pregame show.


EDIT: you ksat12 for showing your own bull pregame show at 2. no one gives 2 squirts of diarrhea about what greg simmons thinks about the game.

[DMC]

sons I heard through the grapevine that Magic said Kawhi would play limited minutes this series because he doesn't match up well with Gasol. I thought AIDS attacked your immune system, not reasoning and logical thinking part of your brain.

It's not the HIV. He has those three dents at the base of his skull, ya know.

[irishock]

Is there a worse panel than Magic, Wilbon, Jalen and Simmons?

[jeebus]

Is there a worse panel than Magic, Wilbon, Jalen and Simmons?

MNF with Rush Limbaugh, any panel where Chris Broussard is present

[irishock]

Magic taking the Lakers in 6
"AIDS riddled got"

[jeebus]

Rose getting his gnsf on about t messiah

[Double-Up]

Jalen Rose: "T-Mac is gonna drop 10 points in a quarter."

[VBM]

Lots of love for Da-wight on the pregame

[jeebus]

Simmons already calling out the refs

[AaronY]

Jeebus cracks me up

[benefactor]

Breen/Van Gundy on the call.

[benefactor]

Timmay rocking the benefactor look.

[baseline bum]

Parker looking about as fast as Derek Fisher right now.

[baseline bum]

Damn, nice move Tim.