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    Veteran Thebesteva's Avatar
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    Inside sources say Dwight will be having his 5th child from his 5th baby mamma?! What da faq?!!! Google Evander Holyfield for God's sakes Dwight, what are you thinking?!

    http://cdn.mediatakeout.com/62435/mt...abys-mama.html


    April 22, 2013: MediaTakeOut.com just spoke with an insider that tells us that Dwight Howard's current GF Christine Vest, appears to be pregnant - with Dwight's child.The insider SPOTTED Christine at the Lakers game (In San Antonio yesterday) - and told us that Christine looked, "VERY PREGNANT - like late SECOND TRIMESTER pregnant."
    We got a pic of Christine just a few weeks ago, and while she STRATEGICALLY cut out her belly, you can kinda see a buldge.
    Christine's child will be Dwight's FIFTH child - from FIVE different women.

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    Ur a fkn wanker Venti Quattro's Avatar
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    baseline bum and jeebus you need to be here

    so Christian
    six different kids from six different baby mommas

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    bible kemp

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    Erryday I'm Hustlin' Robz4000's Avatar
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    god damn

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    Bonner/Blair can't do dat capek's Avatar
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    Just pimpin' the faith tbh, since fanatic (read stupid) christians don't believe in contraception. True believer

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    俺はまんこが大好きなんだよ baseline bum's Avatar
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    LOL, 's halfway to a double-double in the children and baby mommas category; pretty impressive by age 27. Pretty soon we're going to have to retire the Bible Kemp name and start calling him Reverend Calvin Murphy tbh (though he prob needs to rape one too for that name).

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    Dyna5ty BatManu20's Avatar
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    Got damn if this is real... trying to catch Shawn Kemp tbh.

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    Believe. Monster1776's Avatar
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    Man... That's a ton in child support...

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    Dyna5ty BatManu20's Avatar
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    Dwight's baby mamas


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    Veteran Thebesteva's Avatar
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    Dwight's baby mamas

    Really? Wow...so there's more of a likely hood of getting rich off Dwight Howard's semen than it is to win the lottery.

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    俺はまんこが大好きなんだよ baseline bum's Avatar
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    How many bas s you guys think Bible retires with?

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    Believe. Brunodf's Avatar
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    Dwight's baby mamas

    The blonde isn't bad tbh...

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    Spur-taaaa TDMVPDPOY's Avatar
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    whats the chances this clown goes bankrupt with all the child support payments?

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    mavs dodged a huge bullet by not signing him tbh

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    R.C. Deez Nuts. Mugen's Avatar
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    His child-to-baby momma ratio is better than his FT%

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    Well that seals it. NO way is he going to Dallas, Houston, or any team other than the Lakers this summer. Bible Kemp can't afford to leave over $20 million on the table. He's gonna need every last dime to feed those kids and pay for all the shoes and hair appointments his baby mommas are gonna need with his $$$.

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    Why didn't he stay with the snow bird tbh..?

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    He should go with the one that's sitting down. If his NBA career ever goes to , he could always donate his sperm for money. I'm sure there are some rich white women that would love to have his chocolate sperm.

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    Veteran Thebesteva's Avatar
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    Why didn't he stay with the snow bird tbh..?
    $100 says shes not an ex but a girl who road his pole then found the used condom in the trash later and artificially inseminated herself. I'm not kidding you, these groupie s actually know their . Even in that movie Bad Teacher she mentions how NBA players know to keep the condom or some infamously know to put Tobassco in the condom to kill the sperm itself.

    These groupies just want the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

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    Believe. unforeseen's Avatar
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    Should of stuck with the white trophy wife.

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    Believe. unforeseen's Avatar
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    $100 says shes not an ex but a girl who road his pole then found the used condom in the trash later and artificially inseminated herself. I'm not kidding you, these groupie s actually know their . Even in that movie Bad Teacher she mentions how NBA players know to keep the condom or some infamously know to put Tobassco in the condom to kill the sperm itself.

    These groupies just want the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
    Dude carry around a bottle of alcohol and drop them in there.

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    Inthe land of audiophiles angelbelow's Avatar
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    He's going to need another 5 year max contract or hes going to need up like Sprewell.

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    Veteran Thebesteva's Avatar
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    Dude carry around a bottle of alcohol and drop them in there.

    I was leaving a Vegas night club with my cousin earlier this year and I saw 2 white chicks following Westbrook and some friend of his. They both told eachother,"this is our last chance to get them tonight lets go try again." I will never forget that....they were hot as too. These girls are a different breed, it's just about $ and fame.

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    Dryer than Kunta's ankles Ashy Larry's Avatar
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    shoulda had two kids ... a girl and a boy and got snipped

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