Now let's try the real image
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This. Guy tries too hard to act classy. Yet the media always takes the baitLeBron loves kids
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It all boils down to
Kobe: 5
Duncan: 3 1/2
Lebron: 1/2
Kobe's kids are so ing ugly, especially the mongoloid on the left, it hurts my head, tbh..
Vanessa is good looking and Kobe is a decent looking guy, not sure what happened there, tbh..
Kobe went to 4 Finals, won 3, then threatened to quit if he didn't get more help (Enter The Big Complimentary).
James left when his contract was up, that's it and that's all. "Dale™"
Which is no one who's actually from OKC.
I got no problem with it. That boat sailed many moons before Kobe used it. When they started that Media had a choice (condemn it, or, exploit it). They exploited it. And the public went right along with Media leading them by the snout and it wove into the fabric. Same thing when McGuire and what's his face were chasing Maris. Media knew they were dirty. Just figured they'd ride 'em all the way up, then kick 'em all the way down. Same thing with Sandusky & Paterno.
Same with Siegfried and Roy, Donny and Marie, Romeo and Juliet. Eventually it all comes full circle.
Well shucks, it's a gosh darn miracle we got dem sonics from those fancy smancy Seattle coffe people, yes sir golly gee. Also kinda funny how we get younger better players than them big hatted Texans down yonder ain't it?
Settle down, you might ruin the batch.
Exactly. They let us, me & you sit back in our Lazy Boy's and relax when Stern ran Amare and Diaw off. I was genuinely worried, walking the ing streets over here because I'd been barred from the house for turning the TV on & off. Isn't that weird? A few years later I'm here against ya's. I finally was able to dip my bread in the gravy whilst it was still hot in '85. Stern freed the slaves for some gd reason.
Nothing is pure.
Damn s..... look at the mouth on Kobe's old lady. You know that gives a good dome.
She never looked better than the night he confessed. Damn, absolutely drop dead gorgeous. I'd like to know what kind of shampoo she used and get it for my wife.
Kobe likes shooting in her face, that's his thing, otherwise he has to hit the showers.
s feels probably even worse than being a cuckold. kobe himself also knows who's better deserved for the MVP award but it's still a huge hit to his ego tbh
I was going to say after seeing the original, even without the butchered photoshopped picture they still look odd as . lol
MVP of what? Their house? Because even his kids know that Pau is the MVP of the Lakers.
Good try, though, kids. At least you spelled MVP correctly.
Vanessa basically manages every penny that dude has ever earned...
of course he's their MVP
Lebron and Kobe are both narcissist s bags off the court - that much is true. Difference is Lebron plays basketball the right way(team first mentality) while Kobe's in hero ball mode all the time(and gets praised for it by his idiotic fanbase).
Ipso facto:::
Kobe: 5
the tired old bag Duncan: 4
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