OT: *** Official Meltdown Posts Database Thread ***

[Phillip]

I think we should from now on fill this thread as our own database of classic meltdown posts, in light of today's events of monster1776 deleting classic meltdown posts.

[Trainwreck2100]

teh meltdowns must happen for the healing to begin

[Phillip]

Monster1776 on Westbrook's injury - http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=213018 (deleted posts like a got)

Did I use the word "INTENTIONAL" anywhere in my ing post? No, I never said it was ing intentional, NBA athletes have enough respect for each other to not try and purposefully injure their peers; unless they're a ing nutjob like Artest.

What I said was it was a " ING STUPID DIRTY PLAY" and is the exact reason why you don't barrel through someone trying to steal the ball when you know they're about to call a timeout; I can understand it was an honest hustle play in the playoffs trying to make a difference, but you just don't ing do it. You're not going to steal the ball before the ref awards a timeout, and the player is defenseless against contact; plus it negates any foul that may happen. It's the same ing thing of hitting a player in the air from behind or under them; you just don't ing do it. Of course a ing no name punk ass rookie like Beverley wouldn't know any better; nor any of these lame ass es on here who haven't stepped on a hardwood court in their life.

Of course I'm ing mad, Westbrook is a promising extremely compe ive young athlete that could achieve great things if he developed right; it's ing painful to see someone like him or Rose have a knee injury in their prime. I don't ing expect you to be able to relate but it really ing pains me to see something like this to happen to anyone; this year's playoffs, you don't know what can happen with a ing knee injury and it all happened on a stupid play that could of been avoided.

I played in Cameron Indoor Stadium. I enjoyed my career. What the have you done?

[baseline bum]

The Monster1776 username is most likely out for the playoffs along with Westbrook now

[Double-Up]

I'm gonna pull this wager and serve notice to Double Up that should he divulge any further personal information concerning myself I'll leave for good. No arguments, no complaints. I'll go thru the door he has opened.

I ain't fighting anybody on my front porch stoop. No.

Let us proceed...

All you have to do is lodge another piece of my personal information and you'll win, Double. I'll run away. Just like that. I ain't fightin' anybody on my front porch stoopPERIOD

[jeebus]

my thread about ElNono had quite a few of them

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=212692

[baseline bum]

Nah, the worst Thread meltdown was when he kept asking everyone if they and their wife molested their kids.

[baseline bum]

Nah, the worst Thread meltdown was when he kept asking everyone if they and their wife molested their kids.

[jeebus]

Nah, the worst Thread meltdown was when he kept asking everyone if they and their wife molested their kids.

Nah, the worst Thread meltdown was when he kept asking everyone if they and their wife molested their kids.

bum, wiping his ass with internet forum etiquette and double posting.

[hooperflash]

He had twigs for legs and needed to step up his sneaker game, tbh.

Edit: Nevermind, I thought I was insulting Monster.

[Phillip]

cantbefaded via PM to JT over a massively failed misunderstanding by mookiecrew and co

last thing I will ever say to you on this entire forum as long as it exists

dude I hope you die a slow painful death after being ed up the ass by prison s with 12 foot s

You really are everything that has ever been wrong with the entire ing world. You sell out a guy you hang out with in person just to impress people you’ve never met that you play Madden with.

Well I hope your status in the Madden crew is tight. Hope all the blue-named Mavs fans you play Madden with, with your precious colts see you as a down ass white boy for giving them our real names, and all that info they kept trolling us with back in april.

Cuz it’s really probably that they learned all that private from some other poster on this site, right?

You are a ing walking zombie, because regardless of anything you ever do in this life, you’re always going to know that you sold out a great person just to impress XBOX Madden Mavericks s.

That is what you did. You ed over someone you had real people interactions with just to gain status on the ing internet. You are a piece of and I hope the next person on spurstalk that turns up dead is you.

And what’s REALLY REALLY FUNNY is that you might have seen our pictures and act all tough guy but you actually know jack about us. Nothing other than our names. I told mike from day 1 he was stupid to hang out with you especially after he told me what a ing walking acoustic guitar playing junkie you were.

But after this, after your shallow actions possibly leading to this bull …you best believe you will have the ability to shove a shank up my gooch. Because I never roll alone and you truly do not know any of us.
I cannot recognize you but if anyone I am with in Austin ever sees your ass we will follow you home and we will ing destroy you.

Have fun playing Madden with that choker Peyton and always remember you sold out a real life friend for internet mavs props.


you and I hope you burn in .

[Phillip]

DannyB arguging suns/spurs - http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/show...t=81577&page=6

you all. I didn't post that last one to try to win the argument. You dishonest ers already claimed your hollow bull victory ... kinda like the Spurs themselves claimed a hollow bull victory over the Suns last year. You people on this blog are totally irrational and insane. It will never matter how right I am, or how good my evidence is. All of you delusional homers will just ignore it so you can make fun of me, and take turns slapping each other on the back. Well, I'm going to do the only thing you ers can't cheat me out of ... so long and you all. You won't have me around to jack each other off about. You all can suck a bag of s.

[kamikazi_player]

I miss koriwhat's meltdown posts

[Phillip]

Koriwhat on his well deserved calf tat jokes - http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=154713

your type here at this forum is full of jokes man.

yeah i got tats on my legs, yeah they're spurs and yeah they're on my calves... we've gone over this yrs ago and yet it's still being brought up like a bad joke. it's in' old man and you think it gets to me when you say the bs you do? you think it gets to me especially coming from some chump off the internet? come on now man... i didn't get these tats because i thought i'd shrivel up into a ball and hide when someone put me down about my decision to tat my calves up with spurs, i got these tats because i wanted to, because i like them and because i could give 2 s less about some made chump on the internet.

get over it man and add to this thread or get the out already. come up with something clever or shut the up and get out of my thread.

[jeebus]

Yeah, I made a mistake. What else is new? All the Dirk and Mav haters are ing tonight. I just took a xanax so I'm kind of mellowing down. And I've recently started to reconsider suicide. And before you me out or call me a pussy, this has nothing to do with the Mavs. I'm miserable right now in my life and I'm starting to come to a breaking point. I'm stuck at a dead end job with ty pay and I get treated like a piece of too there. No respect at all. I am a hopeless piece of and prick. I wasted 5 and a half years in college in the hopes of possibly getting a good paying job or at least a decent paying job. I've been stuck in retail for almost 3 years making a whopping 15K a year. How am I ever going to be happy making ty money like that? Sorry for the rant, I think it's the xanax kicking in.

[Phillip]

OOOOOH and then a thread by koriwhat where he showed pics of his attempts to practice tattooing, and harlemheat raped his face to bloody powder by making a fake "koriwhat" account on a tattoo forum and posting all of koriwhat practice pics that he posted on ST (resulting in lots of criticism to koriwhat by the more experienced tattoo artists http://www.everytattoo.com/tattoofor...2b58068e72f190), resulting in koriwhat deleting most of his posts - http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=167763

you harlemho!...

[Monster1776]

Meltdown? Hardly. We still have the second best player in the league surrounded by a strong core. Why would I have a meltdown when our team is still in a better position than most playoff teams; much less a team like your decimated Macericks. No, it was a gut reaction post with strong emotions stirred by similar cir stances in my own past I still have trouble getting over. The only thing I'm embarrassed about is my gratuitous use of the word and being boastful in my last post.

Now what I would be embarrassed about, is the unmitigated piss poor reading comprehension skills you have shown you ignorant uneducated proletariatic worm. Of course I must apologize, I forgot Texas now teaches both Spanish and English in schools now; perhaps that's why you're lacking.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Lol someone from methlahoma city calling someone else uneducated

[Phillip]

monster1776 on his meltdown post and whether it really was a meltdown post - http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=213033

Meltdown? Hardly. We still have the second best player in the league surrounded by a strong core. Why would I have a meltdown when our team is still in a better position than most playoff teams; much less a team like your decimated Macericks. No, it was a gut reaction post with strong emotions stirred by similar cir stances in my own past I still have trouble getting over. The only thing I'm embarrassed about is my gratuitous use of the word and being boastful in my last post.

Now what I would be embarrassed about, is the unmitigated piss poor reading comprehension skills you have shown you ignorant uneducated proletariatic worm. Of course I must apologize, I forgot Texas now teaches both Spanish and English in schools now; perhaps that's why you're lacking.

[jeebus]

Meltdown? Hardly. We still have the second best player in the league surrounded by a strong core. Why would I have a meltdown when our team is still in a better position than most playoff teams; much less a team like your decimated Macericks. No, it was a gut reaction post with strong emotions stirred by similar cir stances in my own past I still have trouble getting over. The only thing I'm embarrassed about is my gratuitous use of the word and being boastful in my last post.

Now what I would be embarrassed about, is the unmitigated piss poor reading comprehension skills you have shown you ignorant uneducated proletariatic worm. Of course I must apologize, I forgot Texas now teaches both Spanish and English in schools now; perhaps that's why you're lacking.

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[Phillip]

Meltdown? Hardly. We still have the second best player in the league surrounded by a strong core. Why would I have a meltdown when our team is still in a better position than most playoff teams; much less a team like your decimated Macericks. No, it was a gut reaction post with strong emotions stirred by similar cir stances in my own past I still have trouble getting over. The only thing I'm embarrassed about is my gratuitous use of the word and being boastful in my last post.

Now what I would be embarrassed about, is the unmitigated piss poor reading comprehension skills you have shown you ignorant uneducated proletariatic worm. Of course I must apologize, I forgot Texas now teaches both Spanish and English in schools now; perhaps that's why you're lacking.

If you were not embarrassed, then why did you delete your posts?

Meltdown.

[Phillip]

Mister Sinister on getting kicked out of the house - http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=116337

I don't usually make threads like this, so...I dunno. Yeah. So, my girlfriend and two of our friends are at my house, we're in the basement playing Guitar Hero, and we decide, "O hai, let's go get some caffeine!" So, I offer to drive, offering my mom's minivan on the grounds that it can comfortably seat the most people. I barely have the van out the driveway when my mom calls and screams at me, "Get the van back in the garage right now, god damn you, etc etc." So, I do, then she demands the keys to my car, I refuse, and she drags me upstairs so my dad can join in the yelling at me. Keep in mind, my mother also threatened to "kick my ass" over the phone. So, I go upstairs, and I admit, point blank, in clear wording, that I made a mistake, that I wasn't thinking, and I apologized. Not good enough. So, as I'm trying to talk, my mom keeps cutting me off, prompting me to tell her, "No, you shut the up and let me talk." My father responds with that admonitory finger...thing, and I lose it. I grab my dad's finger and push him back. He yells at me, "Get out of the house, get out of the house, get out of the house." So, I start down the stairs, and my parents are still yelling at me. I respond simply, "No, I'm getting out of the house." I run outside, slam the door and *scream* " !" as loud as I can, and scratch my own face up to , actually drawing a little blood. So, we pile into my friend's car, we go to Wal-Mart, and the whole time, my girlfriend's holding both my hands to keep me from hurting myself again. We get our , and head back to my house to pick stuff up, because A) one of my friends has a laptop and a guitar at my house and B) I'm not staying in that house tonight. So, I grab some clothes, work clothes, and some other stuff, and head down the stairs. My parents both try to dissuade me, unsuccessfully, and I'm about a 10 minute walk away at another friend's house.

Which leaves me with no set-in-stone safe place to go to for the next few days, because apparently when my father said "Get out of the house," he meant "Get out of the house until you calm down." Either way, I'm probably going to be crashing from place to place for a while, all without a set of wheels of my own. The only bright side, is that one of the people who was present for this tonight, told me his dad is going to rent a second house behind theirs once it's finished, something I have offered to do, because I now know for sure I need out of the house in which, a week ago, my dad compared me to cancer. I suppose I want to ask you to pray for me, but in my current mental state, I don't think I deserve it. At the very least, it can do me no harm.

I don't know whether this was a legit meltdown, or just a fantastic troll job, but this still amuses me.

[Monster1776]

Bah.

"When arguing with fools, don't answer their foolish arguments, or you will become as foolish as they are."

[ohmwrecker]

I miss koriwhat.

[td4mvp2k]

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