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Kirby hooking him up with dem German fetus-roids
Pau Gasol has dealt with tendonosis in both knees this season.
“It’s something I’ve dealt with all year, but I have to do something to regenerate the tissue,” Gasol said, “so I don’t have to play with this pain.”
Gasol was asked if he might consider going to Germany in the offseason to undergo a derivation of the platelet-rich plasma procedure.
“I’ll go to wherever I need to go,” Gasol said. “It’s a possibility.”
Via Mark Medina/Los Angeles Daily News
Kirby hooking him up with dem German fetus-roids
germans have massive experience in treating soft white bigs, genius choice by pau tbh
If I remember right, Timmy had it bad in one knee from 2009-2011. Tendinitis is a killer that really hurts your explosion/mobility, and tendinosis is a chronic version of it. Sucks for Pau and I hope he comes back strong next year.
Might want to reconsider. Rumor has it that treatment can make your achilles weaker.
Apply the fetus to the area, drink the placenta, say 7 hail hitlers. Knee will be good as new
Now that is funny
paus game doesnt rely on explosion since he has fallen in love with the jumpshot wherever on the court....
Regenerate tissue? Hmmm.....baby fetuses it is.
In Jermany? Really?
Where'd you expect? Kalifornia?
Pau's gonna use the blendtec blender to chop up the aborted babies into a nice, fine liquid. He'll need a lot of them to fill up a tub so he can soak in it for 12 hours. Not only will he feel great for next season, he'll look 10 years younger!
http://www.blendtec.com/
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