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Dwight Howard @DwightHoward1h
season, it is an honor being a member of a team with this amazing history & the best fans in the league!
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to “breathe”! (Maybe I will take up yoga and come back calmer or @charliesheen can help me with my anger management) But despite our tough
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when they needed me the most. If there’s one thing I’ve learned this year its that I need to be more responsible for my actions and learn to
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Im still upset about tonights game and the way this season ended. Im mad I lost my cool. Im sorry for letting my team and our fans down when
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sucking for that 110m contract imo....
No surprise tbh. His iq leaves much to be desired but hes not so stupid he leaves tens of millions on the table. Plus he obviously doesnt care if hes a career loser as long as he s groupies and gets paid.
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Last edited by baseline bum; 04-29-2013 at 04:12 AM.
Only funnier than trolling JR Smith's twitter with Andre Bell references would be trolling Bible Kemp with preaching and Marey Carey stories.
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Damn I never knew about the Marey Carey thing till u posted this. I googled it and just read it...after thinking about it, even though I want to believe it cuz it's funny, women are always full of man.
Typical example of women BS'ing, I was ing this girl back in November. She would bring me pizza in the middle of the night after I was done studying for med school exams, I'd hook up and eat then she'd leave. She asked for a commitment and I freaked out and stopped returning her calls. Now that I'm in a relationship again, turns out the girl knows my current gf and told a mutual friend that me and her were seriously dating and I cheated on her. Women like to 'poison the well' to destroy your reputation. This is common BS with girls.
Dwight's a cool guy. For a month, we like talked on the phone and he was always trying to give me prayers to get me out of porn and give me Bible verses to read. So then, I was going to go visit him when I was in Orlando, but I went over to this other guy's house instead, Chris Kirkpatrick from N'Sync. And then Dwight started calling, and calling, and calling me, because he knew I was with Chris Kirkpatrick, so eventually at 3 in the morning, Chris was like don't answer Dwight's calls. I get a text from Dwight at 3 in the morning - I'm outside Chris's house. I'm like oh my god, what do I do? I was like, I got Dwight here and I got Chris in the other room and I'm talking to them back and forth. So finally I had to just pull Dwight in the bathroom and tell him he needs to go home. I was like I'm really sorry, I really like you, but this isn't the time or place. When I pull him in the bathroom, he pulls his pants down, I was like whooa. Yeah, and so I ran and started screaming...
All about the money.
His agent probably told him to write that . He probably also remember he has 7 bas s to feed
He's bipolar just like Kobe
I'll just have to laugh when Laker fans take this as "proof" that Dwight will re-sign. The dude is more fickle than a woman. All possibilities are still on the table as to where he goes next season.
Dwight Howard's always been a very open Christian, and he's also had some public missteps in his love life. Nothing, however, quite compares to this story, which involves Howard, porn-star Mary Carey and former 'NSYNC'er Chris Kirkpatrick:
“Dwight’s a cool guy. For a month, we like talked on the phone, and he was always trying to give me prayers to get me out of porn and give me Bible verses to read. So then, I was going to go visit him when I was in Orlando, but I went over to this other guy’s house instead, Chris Kirkpatrick from N’Sync. And then Dwight started calling, and calling, and calling me, because he knew I was with Chris Kirkpatrick, so eventually at 3 in the morning, Chris was like don’t answer Dwight’s calls.
“I get a text from Dwight at 3 in the morning — I’m outside Chris’s house. I’m like oh my god, what do I do? I was like, I got Dwight here and I got Chris in the other room and I’m talking to them back and forth. So finally I had to just pull Dwight in the bathroom and tell him he needs to go home. I was like I’m really sorry, I really like you, but this isn’t the time or place. When I pull him in the bathroom, he pulls his pants down, I was like, whooa. Yeah, and so I ran and started screaming …
“Well if it wasn’t for the Chris thing at the time, I really liked Dwight and maybe I would have furthered this. But I was at the guy’s house I was dating so it was inappropriate. So he totally thought he totally offended me. So I saved — he and I used to talk on instant messenger, on AOL — so he was apologizing; ’sorry, that was out of character for me,’ blah blah blah. I saved all the instant messages and I’ve been putting them all in a book. So I’ve got a lot of evidence. I’ve got an evidence file.”
Last edited by JohnnyMax; 04-29-2013 at 08:34 AM.
wow....he can't even take his "apology" seriously.
Wow. I can't believe you guys missed it. He said "HOPE" he gets the chance to make it up to you
He could easily skip all the drama this offseason and say " I WILL MAKE IT UP TO YOU" that way he can focus on improving his game and prove his critics wrong, yet there he goes leaving another question mark througout the entire summer. He knows there's no other deal to be had since the Lakers offers the most money. WHat do you mean hope? its either you sign for more money or you walk to another team. There's no such thing as HOPE if you know you're going all in with L.A.
Hes just being realistic about LA's chances tbhWow. I can't believe you guys missed it. He said "HOPE" he gets the chance to make it up to you
He could easily skip all the drama this offseason and say " I WILL MAKE IT UP TO YOU" that way he can focus on improving his game and prove his critics wrong, yet there he goes leaving another question mark througout the entire summer. He knows there's no other deal to be had since the Lakers offers the most money. WHat do you mean hope? its either you sign for more money or you walk to another team. There's no such thing as HOPE if you know you're going all in with L.A.
LAKERS allowing this clown to take over their organization....lol
What chances? LA's biggest chance to redeem falls themselves falls on his shoulder, after 3 disappointing seasons while having one of the biggest payroll in the league, the Lakers need Dwight. He should just sign, shut up and train with Akeem and come back in his 2009 form. No one on that roster is going to make a bigger impact than him, but he's such a huge liability offensively whatever defensive value he brings to the table is diminished by his inability to post a decent move. I never thought he's this bad. Like really, DeAndre Jordan bad offensively, at least DJ is worth $10 million less.
But the HOPE part could be pointing towards the Front Office. He probably want's to see changes, both coaching and roster before he commits. If that's the case, then he's not that dumb afterall.
But really Let's be honest unless he takes less to join a contender he is not wininng a le. I know Many on here want to paint the Lakers future as dismal and it maybe next year ... but I doubt we are not back in to contention in a few seasons. If he really wants to winnow take a bit less and join the Warriors, Bulls or Mavs. Rox has some nice players and have better young talent than the Lakers, easily but they aren't winning a le with Harden as the 1 and Howard as the #2 either.
I think Dallas makes more sense if they can get a decent backcourt together to go with Dwight & Dirk (better coach, better fit) if winning a le matters most. Warriors have Steph and great shooting and Bulls have a great coach. But Lakers will probably be just as viable as Dallas in another season anyway. We shall see.
He's the Terrell Owens of the NBA.
I like Harden, he went to Artesia IIRC ... local boy.
Im just telling you from a basketball perspective he fits better with Steph or Dirk ... why do I care where he goes (unless Boston) if he leaves L.A. Have I ever given you any indication that I hate the ROx or Harden?
I said teh same thing about Shaq in PHX and and in Cleveland. Guys that live in teh paint like Harden dont want a big with limited range clogging the lane. Pau if ever got his confidence back would be a much better fit for your team especially if Robinson develops as a stretch 4. But his defense is slightly above mediocre ... so I could see why they may not want to go that route again plus he makes too much. But Pau with McHale tutlage in the post would be scary and Pau and Harden would be a great passing combo.
I dont just look at trades/signing from a star perspective. That i why I predicted a 2nd round exit for this LAKERS team BEFORE all teh injuries ...with a WCF ceiling ...the peices never fit imho ....
The problem isnt Howard or Pau or payroll or even injuries to the surrounding cast. Its Kobe being a tired old bag who just had a major injury. As much as people on Kobe for being an egotistical rapist ballhog, anyone who aint trollin or hatin knows he is a proven 1A on a le winning team. You cant just replace that, even as LA, because players like him are so rare in the first place.
Even if Lakers keep Pau and lock up Dwight, they arent winning a le any time soon unless Kobe makes a stunning recovery and dantoni suddenly learns how to control a lockerroom PJ would have trouble managing.
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