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  1. 05-13-2013 #1
    clambake
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    Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

    Let’s have a look at the evidence:
    - No Christmas
    - No television
    - No nude women
    - No football
    - No pork chops
    - No hot dogs
    - No burgers
    - No beer
    - No bacon
    - Rags for clothes
    - Towels for hats
    - Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
    - More than one wife
    - More than one mother in law
    - You can't shave
    - Your wife can't shave
    - You can't wash the smell of donkey off your hands or private parts
    - You cook over burning camel sh*t
    - Your wife is picked by someone else for you
    - and your wife smells only slightly better than your donkey
    Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"??
    Well no sh*t Sherlock!....
    It's not like it could get much worse

    THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY!

    They're not happy in Gaza ..
    They're not happy in Egypt ..
    They're not happy in Libya ...
    They're not happy in Morocco ..
    They're not happy in Iran ..
    They're not happy in Iraq ..
    They're not happy in Yemen ...
    They're not happy in Afghanistan ..
    They're not happy in Pakistan ..
    They're not happy in Syria ..
    They're not happy in Lebanon ...

    SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?

    They're happy in Australia .
    They're happy in Canada ....
    They're happy in England ....
    They're happy in France .....
    They're happy in Italy ..
    They're happy in Germany ......
    They're happy in Sweden ..
    They're happy in the USA .....
    They're happy in Norway ...
    They're happy in Holland ....
    They're happy in Denmark .

    Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim and unhappy in every country that is!

    AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?

    Not Islam.
    Not their leadership.
    Not themselves.

    THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!

    AND THEN; They want to change those countries to be like....THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!

    Excuse me, but I can't help wondering...How damn dumb can you get?
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    TeyshaBlue
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    Tbh Mexicans use the same logic. They flee Mexico to come here then want to turn America into Mexico. It's pretty counter-intuitive.
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    clambake
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    Quote Originally Posted by TeyshaBlue
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    of course. i couldn't have come up with "constant wailing from some idiot in a tower"
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    Quote Originally Posted by clambake
    of course. i couldn't have come up with "constant wailing from some idiot in a tower"
    I had no idea you were on BobbaFett's email list.
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    I lol'd
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