There is a God and I can ...

[Avante]

...prove it.

I went out to mow my backyard, I couldn't get my mower to turnover, I yanked and yanked and yanked, it would sputter, sputter and sputter, so after at least 30 yanks it's... it~~~ It's also about 150 degrees outside, sweat pouring off me, it's blinding me. So I go back in the house, whoever invented AC....thank you. I dunk my head in the sink, towel off and grab a beer, then look to the Heavens..

God, here's your chance, you want me you got me, all I need from You is to show me a sign, so when I go back out there if You start that mower for me I'm yours.

So I head back out into the Sahara, put down my ice cold Bud after one last long hit and look one more time to the Heavens as I approach the mower, I grab the.......BAM!!!!!!!!!..started right up and purred like a kitten. If that isn't proof of His existence what is?

[ChumpDumper]

There is no God.

This thread proves it.

[Avante]

There is no God.

This thread proves it.

Well if He can do it once He can do it again.

God, you almost got me, I'm almost there, if just maybe You could show me just one more sign, ok? How about zappng this little , ok? Do we really need a ChumpDumper, what good are they?

[DeadlyDynasty]

I saw a Coral Snake when I was mowing my lawn a couple weeks ago...I ran like a in the other direction.

[ChumpDumper]

Well if He can do it once He can do it again.

God, you almost got me, I'm almost there, if just maybe You could show me just one more sign, ok? How about zappng this little , ok? Do we really need a ChumpDumper, what good are they?

You seriously prayed to God to kill me?

So much for ignoring me. Barely lasted a couple hours.

[Avante]

I saw a Coral Snake when I was mowing my lawn a couple weeks ago...I ran like a in the other direction.

I wish I lived someplace where that could happen, very cool~~~~~~~

[Avante]

You seriously prayed to God to kill me?

So much for ignoring me. Barely lasted a couple hours.

Of course not stupid, this is just another troll job, sheesh~~~~~~~~~~~~

[ChumpDumper]

Not even four hours.

You need to pray for the ability to back up your short, fat mouth.

[Clipper Nation]

Well if He can do it once He can do it again.

God, you almost got me, I'm almost there, if just maybe You could show me just one more sign, ok? How about zappng this little , ok? Do we really need a ChumpDumper, what good are they?

Chump's still alive, guess your god either doesn't exist, or - like everyone else - tunes your annoying ass out

[Rogue]

I used to doubt it but I've been a firm believer of its existence since I got the obsession with Scarlett. Basically you can't expect anything so distinctive and exquisite to be made in the world of mortals, she must be made in the heaven and sent to us as a gift from God tbh

[Avante]

Not even four hours.

You need to pray for the ability to back up your short, fat mouth.

Dude, I work you so hard and you don't even see it, hahahaha!!!!!!!

[Avante]

Chump's still alive, guess your god either doesn't exist, or - like everyone else - tunes your annoying ass out

I don't know so far He's batting 500. Ruth had a lifetime 342.

[ChumpDumper]

Dude, I work you so hard and you don't even see it, hahahaha!!!!!!!

Yeah, you say you're ignoring me and then you don't ignore me.

That'll show me!

[Avante]

I used to doubt it but I've been a firm believer of its existence since I got the obsession with Scarlett. Basically you can't expect anything so distinctive and exquisite to be made in the world of mortals, she must be made in the heaven and sent to us as a gift from God tbh

I know exactly what you mean, when my Judy walked in the backdoor of that bar it was as if God had sent down an angel.

[Avante]

Yeah, you say you're ignoring me and then you don't ignore me.

That'll show me!

How sad is it to tell somebody you are ignoring them and they...STILL....follow you around? Talk about one desperate leg humper, wow~~~~~~

[Trill Clinton]

...prove it.

I went out to mow my backyard, I couldn't get my mower to turnover, I yanked and yanked and yanked, it would sputter, sputter and sputter, so after at least 30 yanks it's... it~~~ It's also about 150 degrees outside, sweat pouring off me, it's blinding me. So I go back in the house, whoever invented AC....thank you. I dunk my head in the sink, towel off and grab a beer, then look to the Heavens..

God, here's your chance, you want me you got me, all I need from You is to show me a sign, so when I go back out there if You start that mower for me I'm yours.

So I head back out into the Sahara, put down my ice cold Bud after one last long hit and look one more time to the Heavens as I approach the mower, I grab the.......BAM!!!!!!!!!..started right up and purred like a kitten. If that isn't proof of His existence what is?

God is good all the time!!!

[ChumpDumper]

How sad is it to tell somebody you are ignoring them and they...STILL....follow you around? Talk about one desperate leg humper, wow~~~~~~

How sad is it that you can't ignore me after saying you're ignoring me? Talk about a desperate attention , wow~~~~~~

[Avante]

How sad is it that you can't ignore me after saying you're ignoring me? Talk about a desperate attention , wow~~~~~~

When will you ever figure it out moron?

[Avante]

God is good all the time!!!

Yes He is bro.

[Spur|n|Austin]

There is no God.

This thread proves it.

[Woo Bum-kon]

Meanwhile in Africa and Oklahoma...

[cute_spursfan]

there is a god. most non-believers are just puppets of satan.

god bless all of you.

mwah

[Avante]

there is a god. most non-believers are just puppets of satan.

god bless all of you.

mwah

What convinced you of His existence?

[cute_spursfan]

i grew up an athiest. much like you, i asked for signs and got one the night i had a near-death experience

i never questioned GOD..... thereafter

[ChumpDumper]

So god tried to kill you?

Damn, what an emo deity.