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  1. #51
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    Comparing masturbation to the real deal is like comparing a fart to 9/11.
    good god I feel sorry for you. I hope you're trolling because if you're not your life must be really really sad.

    this is where everybody else is at _








    and this is where you are ____________________________________________


    Somewhere Rogue is laughing at you too.

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    good god I feel sorry for you. I hope you're trolling because if you're not your life must be really really sad.

    this is where everybody else is at _








    and this is where you are ____________________________________________


    Somewhere Rogue is laughing at you too.
    Well it's pretty obvious you've never had any real sex. For anyone to think masturbation is anywrere remotely close to the read thing tells me they've never had the real thing.

  3. #53
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    Well it's pretty obvious you've never had any real sex. For anyone to think masturbation is anywrere remotely close to the read thing tells me they've never had the real thing.
    Good lord I can't even tell if you're being serious with that response. I think I'll just leave this alone. I'll let you think for a while about what I mean by that too.

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    Good lord I can't even tell if you're being serious with that response. I think I'll just leave this alone. I'll let you think for a while about what I mean by that too.
    If you have to doubt my seriousness you must be a cherry boy. I don't care what you mean by that.

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    Avante had to pay for sex.

    He is a loser.

  6. #56
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    Avante had to pay for sex.

    He is a loser.
    Every man (and some women) pay for sex directly or indirectly. In one form or another - if you are honest with yourself and others.

    Every man has played the role of "acting in their best interests" to score some pussy - no exceptions.

    If she gave you some - trust me - you paid in some way. No woman just gave it away for absolutely nothing. There was always a price.

    Most of us have been losers at this game.

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    Alleged Michigander ChumpDumper's Avatar
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    Every man (and some women) pay for sex directly or indirectly. In one form or another - if you are honest with yourself and others.

    Every man has played the role of "acting in their best interests" to score some pussy - no exceptions.

    If she gave you some - trust me - you paid in some way. No woman just gave it away for absolutely nothing. There was always a price.

    Most of us have been losers at this game.
    Sorry you've been such a loser at sex.

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    If you have to doubt my seriousness you must be a cherry boy.
    hahaha


    cherry boy?!? i'm gone have to use that.

  9. #59
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    Sorry you've been such a loser at sex.

    I can't speak for you - I was referring to heterosexual men.

    Sorry you've never had sex with a woman.

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    Alleged Michigander ChumpDumper's Avatar
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    I can't speak for you - I was referring to heterosexual men.

    Sorry you've never had sex with a woman.
    lol you're still so confused

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    Every man (and some women) pay for sex directly or indirectly. In one form or another - if you are honest with yourself and others.

    Every man has played the role of "acting in their best interests" to score some pussy - no exceptions.

    If she gave you some - trust me - you paid in some way. No woman just gave it away for absolutely nothing. There was always a price.

    Most of us have been losers at this game.
    Virgin status

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    Every man (and some women) pay for sex directly or indirectly. In one form or another - if you are honest with yourself and others.

    Every man has played the role of "acting in their best interests" to score some pussy - no exceptions.

    If she gave you some - trust me - you paid in some way. No woman just gave it away for absolutely nothing. There was always a price.

    Most of us have been losers at this game.
    Spoken exactly like a dude with multiple failed marriages.

    Lol!!!!

  13. #63
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    Spoken exactly like a dude with multiple failed marriages.

    Lol!!!!
    Dude, please...

    I am nowhere near what your imagination tells you.

    Very happily married to a very attractive WOMAN - (had to specify that last part as you might not understand heterosexuality) ...

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    at the resident anus checker at the county jail trying to lecture everybody about straight sex...

  15. #65
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    I love having buttsecks with other men...



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    at the resident anus checker at the county jail trying to lecture everybody about straight sex...
    I finally figured this out, it took me long enought, surprised it took me so long, you're a sucker aren't you? A ing .

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    I finally figured this out, it took me long enought, surprised it took me so long, you're a sucker aren't you? A ing .
    lol the default desperation smack from Fresno Fats

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    Every man (and some women) pay for sex directly or indirectly. In one form or another - if you are honest with yourself and others.

    Every man has played the role of "acting in their best interests" to score some pussy - no exceptions.

    If she gave you some - trust me - you paid in some way. No woman just gave it away for absolutely nothing. There was always a price.

    Most of us have been losers at this game.
    I'm gonna take note of this post tbh. It sounds lame that everyone has to pay for sex directly or indirectly but that's exactly what happens in most cases, unless you just find random es and them for fun, and you can make sure the es won't sue you for rape or .

    I didn't get myself no through the 20 something years of my life because would be too expensive for me. you would have to buy gifts and pay for 's meals. not meaning my parents wouldn't give me that much money, I just wanted to live a frugal life as every young Leyisian should. ain't the right stuff for a guy in his 20s who has dreams and ambition tbh

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    I'm gonna take note of this post tbh. It sounds lame that everyone has to pay for sex directly or indirectly but that's exactly what happens in most cases, unless you just find random es and them for fun, and you can make sure the es won't sue you for rape or .

    I didn't get myself no through the 20 something years of my life because would be too expensive for me. you would have to buy gifts and pay for 's meals. not meaning my parents wouldn't give me that much money, I just wanted to live a frugal life as every young Leyisian should. ain't the right stuff for a guy in his 20s who has dreams and ambition tbh
    At first I thought this was some gag and you were pulling it off very well, impressive. This ain't no gag is it, you really are way out there aren't you?

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    At first I thought this was some gag and you were pulling it off very well, impressive. This ain't no gag is it, you really are way out there aren't you?
    You can google the name "Tom Leykis" and teach yourself some Leykisian knowledge about family and relationship, even if you haven't ever listened to his show. Life would be ed for a guy if he gets married in his early 20s, because most women are dream killers. Therefore i'd rather delude myself using a total fake story and make myself happy (which i would like to define as "mental masturbation") rather than get devoted to a in the real world, tbh.

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    You can google the name "Tom Leykis" and teach yourself some Leykisian knowledge about family and relationship, even if you haven't ever listened to his show. Life would be ed for a guy if he gets married in his early 20s, because most women are dream killers. Therefore i'd rather delude myself using a total fake story and make myself happy (which i would like to define as "mental masturbation") rather than get devoted to a in the real world, tbh.
    It's very obvious you have no clue what the real world is like.

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    ^ tbh. Its ok nothing wrong, but can't say we will accept you.

    Congrats on being the but of and sucking jokes.
    avante wit da bads...

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