The Toast of Mike Wilbon

[Spursmania]

This thread is hilarious

[dallasmaverickslose]

I ran into Bosh eating plants outside Olive Garden. When I asked why he said "IM A DINOSAW

How can that be? I thought Velociraptors were canivores?

[DMC]

I ran into Splitter at a bar last night, and he was crying and told me his worst kept secret that he was too afraid to go home because Pop wouldn't check under his bed for monsters.

I was there. I saw Splitter go to throw an empty beer bottle into the trash can and some 6 year old kid rejected it back to the entrance. Tiago went into the ladies room and wept.

[DMC]

I ran into Bosh eating plants outside Olive Garden. When I asked why he said "IM A DINOSAW

Holy that brought a tear.

[DMC]

I ran into Peter Holt while in line to check out at HEB last night after the game and he said he's fixing to sell the franchise to some ownership group in Seattle.

He was there to be the breath for RC's car check system.

[dg7md]

I ran into Bosh eating plants outside Olive Garden. When I asked why he said "IM A DINOSAW

If Chris Bosh ever ripped off his human suit and revealed his true dinosaur form — consider me a Miami Heat fan.

[ThaBigFundamental21]

Little Bill.

[Keepin' it real]

Y'all should really leave the comedy to the experts. Just do what you do best -- post ty basketball takes.

[stxspurs]

Saw Coach Bud at Starbucks...he was scribbling over on a notebook . I walked by to see what he was doing. The sheet was filled with... Head coach Bud.....altlantas head coach mike...Coach air Bud....Mr Budenholzer head coach of your Atlanta Hawks....

[Keepin' it real]

Y'all should really leave the comedy to the experts. Just do what you do best -- post ty basketball takes.

Saw Coach Bud at Starbucks...he was scribbling over on a notebook . I walked by to see what he was doing. The sheet was filled with... Head coach Bud.....altlantas head coach mike...Coach air Bud....Mr Budenholzer head coach of your Atlanta Hawks....

To wit ...

[Jwash_1986]

Whoever made this thread asked for this . Top thread in last couple of days. All the other threads been all tense and but this one is humorous.

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

I was there. I saw Splitter go to throw an empty beer bottle into the trash can and some 6 year old kid rejected it back to the entrance. Tiago went into the ladies room and wept.

[mingus]

I went to a club after the game and when I tried to get into the VIP they said it was reserved for Heat players only. But I could have swore I saw Manu in there...

[mingus]

I saw Manu at a bus stop after the game. He told me he could no longer drive anymore.

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

I saw Amy Duncan on top of the pinball machine

[dallasmaverickslose]

I saw Manu at a bus stop after the game. He told me he could no longer drive anymore.

Shut up

[SpurPadre]

I saw TP in the back seat of Amy Duncan's car and he rolled down the window and told me to keep my mouth shut.

[Thebesteva]

Of the course the league needs Miami to win. Miami re-peating is good business,this is something we all know.

[DMC]

Saw Coach Bud at Starbucks...he was scribbling over on a notebook . I walked by to see what he was doing. The sheet was filled with... Head coach Bud.....altlantas head coach mike...Coach air Bud....Mr Budenholzer head coach of your Atlanta Hawks....

Reminds me of a true story that happened at a place I used to work many years ago: HR meeting, session about a high level manager. HR was there taking notes as everyone said their peace around the table and she was going to follow up. I walked by near the end of the meeting (left early) and glanced at her notes. She had drawn an outline of her hand and was scribbling her name in all the fingers.. no notes though.

lol air Bud.

[DMC]

I saw Amy Duncan on top of the pinball machine

One Two Three Four!... (you know the rest)

[sammy]

I ran into Bosh eating plants outside Olive Garden. When I asked why he said "IM A DINOSAW

LOL! ing pterodactyl!

[Splits]

I met a guy on Spurstalk who met Samuel Dalembert at a club. It was a cool story.

[spurs10]

I saw Blair at a Whataburger putting in a catering order for a "victory" party on Wednesday night in San Antonio...... Spurs in 6??

[dallasmaverickslose]

Ran into LeBron at the river walk this morning. We were chatting for a bit and he was telling me about all the "massive" San Antonio women he was having some "fun" with last night.

[mudyez]

WOW!

...don't know how to embed tweets, but:


Bill Simmons ‏@BillSimmons 18m
Had a nice conversation with a dude named etbluffer at a downtown hotel bar last night. Think he doesn't like me and Wilbon.