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    🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 ElNono's Avatar
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    God would punish us like that. I mean, sure, we had Rodman too, but David was the ultimate preacher. His faith was renowned.

    This wasn't Bible Kemp. David really went our of his way to spread the word. Chased teammates with the Bible... a true christian.

    We even got rid of gay Jefferson and thug Jackson... I just don't understand. Is this some kind of test? WTF...

    DOK get in here and spin this ...

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    DoK will probably mention something about butt ing and the bible, per par.

    but to be honest, isn't Manu like a hardcore atheist? maybe God is just showing that 's lack of faith in God, himself, basketball etc...fwiw tbh.

    regardless of the thread's intent, we are going to need some Red Sea splitting to overcome Manu imho.

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    🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 ElNono's Avatar
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    DoK will probably mention something about butt ing and the bible, per par.

    but to be honest, isn't Manu like a hardcore atheist? maybe God is just showing that 's lack of faith in God, himself, basketball etc...fwiw tbh.

    regardless of the thread's intent, we are going to need some Red Sea splitting to overcome Manu imho.
    Well, mother er could just have Manu struck by lightning and move on... the team doesn't have to go through this ...

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    God would punish us like that. I mean, sure, we had Rodman too, but David was the ultimate preacher. His faith was renowned.

    This wasn't Bible Kemp. David really went our of his way to spread the word. Chased teammates with the Bible... a true christian.

    We even got rid of gay Jefferson and thug Jackson... I just don't understand. Is this some kind of test? WTF...

    DOK get in here and spin this ...
    I LOLd

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    Well, mother er could just have Manu struck by lightning and move on... the team doesn't have to go through this ...

    true, this is like some drawn out cancer .

    still, i wouldn't be shocked if Manu plays well tomorrow. I really don't give a , as long as we win.

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    God always answers. Sometimes the answer is "no".

    I recall an Evangelical pastor told me that once and I bust out laughing right in his goddamned face.

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    Maybe GOD does not exist?

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    true, this is like some drawn out cancer .

    still, i wouldn't be shocked if Manu plays well tomorrow. I really don't give a , as long as we win.
    Imagine we choke again up big in the 4th tomorrow... lol

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    Got Woke? DMC's Avatar
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    Maybe GOD does not exist?
    Maybe YOU don't exist?

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    Maybe YOU don't exist?
    God does not exist. Hate to break it to you but neither is Santa Claus.
    Solving world problems with prayer.
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    God does not exist. Hate to break it to you but neither is Santa Claus.
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    Prove you exist

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    God would punish us like that. I mean, sure, we had Rodman too, but David was the ultimate preacher. His faith was renowned.

    This wasn't Bible Kemp. David really went our of his way to spread the word. Chased teammates with the Bible... a true christian.

    We even got rid of gay Jefferson and thug Jackson... I just don't understand. Is this some kind of test? WTF...

    DOK get in here and spin this ...

    Mark "My wife has a beautiful voice but I like to sleep with hookers" Jackson. He was our test. A preacher, a man of god, who felt god had his hands on his team. And we struck him down and openly vilified him for his belief. Spurs should have just bowed out in the 2nd round tbh. Or had Duncan stab a man after a Super Bowl. Either way would have put us back in god's good graces.

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    To be honest, Danny Green is was thanking God after the Game 5 win and without DG's faith, Spurs would've been finished in 5.

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    To be honest, Danny Green is was thanking God after the Game 5 win and without DG's faith, Spurs would've been finished in 5.
    he thanked him too early, tbh

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    he thanked him too early, tbh
    Miami "outprayed" Green in Game 6.

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    Lebron is the chosen one. He has a direct line, doesn't need to drop family names to get in.

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    The best thing DMC ever said to me was "they won't even spit on you to save your life", that was kind of a wake-up call to me tbh. I would've been "falling down" towards the abyss now had I not received that sobering call from DMC, and I've been regarding him as a mentor since then.

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    God would punish us like that. I mean, sure, we had Rodman too, but David was the ultimate preacher. His faith was renowned.

    This wasn't Bible Kemp. David really went our of his way to spread the word. Chased teammates with the Bible... a true christian.

    We even got rid of gay Jefferson and thug Jackson... I just don't understand. Is this some kind of test? WTF...

    DOK get in here and spin this ...
    Jack is a man of God; hence the punishment.


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    lol Hi-Fi constantly thinking about me and buttsex
    lol being a 49ers fan and hating teh gays
    lol one of the many butthurt (probably from the gay sex he's intrigued by) jeebo s I've created on this site

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    tp fkn happen

    god doesnt forget and forgive wankers

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    tp fkn happen

    god doesnt forget and forgive wankers
    Proverbs 5:11 "fkn clowns"

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    God would punish us like that. I mean, sure, we had Rodman too, but David was the ultimate preacher. His faith was renowned.

    This wasn't Bible Kemp. David really went our of his way to spread the word. Chased teammates with the Bible... a true christian.

    We even got rid of gay Jefferson and thug Jackson... I just don't understand. Is this some kind of test? WTF...

    DOK get in here and spin this ...
    Alvin Robertson probably didn't help us in that department either, tbh

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    if u think the spurs losing is your 'punishment' then, u got a lifetime of hurt comin ya way, boo-boo.

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    Tonight we find out if God is a Heat Fan or Spur fan.

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