Whataburger Monterey Melt...

[baseline bum]

It's got a jalapeno ranch sauce to round it out. Might be one of the best burgers they've built.

OK, so much for that then. ing hate ranch.

[TeyshaBlue]

OK, so much for that then. ing hate ranch.

Racist!

[DJR210]

ing hate ranch.

Blasphemy!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

OK, so much for that then. ing hate ranch.

watery mayonnaise

[Capt Bringdown]

The limited-time Monterey Melt is available as both a standard burger and a jr. burger. The Monterey Melt boasts an impressive protein content, but also comes in at the highest sodium content I’ve ever seen in a single item.
Nutrition Facts
Whataburger Monterey Melt
Calories: 1130
Calories from Fat: 660
Total Fat: 74g
Sat. Fat: 27g
Trans Fat: 1g
Cholesterol: 170mg
Sodium: 4050mg
Carbs: 58g
Fiber: 4g
Sugar: 7g
Protein: 55g
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[Fpoonsie]

I miss the Green Chile Double.

[baseline bum]

I miss the Green Chile Double.

Are those Hatch chiles, or what? When's Whataburger going to come out with a burger topped with habaneros like that?

[Big Empty]

Ok im officially a dork. I bought it cause of this thread. No regrets

[blkroadrunners]

Ok im officially a dork. I bought it cause of this thread. No regrets

lol same here

[benefactor]

OK, so much for that then. ing hate ranch.

Thank you. I'm glad someone else agrees. I've never understood the fascination with it.

[Blake]

1130 calories?

Rofl holy .

Add a large fries and coke and you're basically at your daily allowance.

[baseline bum]

1130 calories?

Rofl holy .

Add a large fries and coke and you're basically at your daily allowance.

So don't add the large fries and coke then. Those are the parts of the meal that are worst for you.

[Thread]

I still haven't tried the Patty Melt.

That thing will blow your ing shorts off. It's actually heavy in the hand. Heft it when they bring it out. Put it in the flat of your hand and feel it's weight & goodness. I love it so. And they're a Coke store so you have that as well.

I'm going to go this afternoon and try the Monterey. I have not had that yet. Then tomorrow I'll have the Patty.

This is it though. Starting Monday I'm going on a diet.

[baseline bum]

That thing will blow your ing shorts off. It's actually heavy in the hand. Heft it when they bring it out. Put it in the flat of your hand and feel it's weight & goodness. I love it so. And they're a Coke store so you have that as well.

I'm going to go this afternoon and try the Monterey. I have not had that yet. Then tomorrow I'll have the Patty.

This is it though. Starting Monday I'm going on a diet.

Diets are for pussies and assholes.

[Blake]

So don't add the large fries and coke then. Those are the parts of the meal that are worst for you.

Yeah, no doubt.

But I'm going to guess a great many fat asses in town don't heed that advice.

[Wild Cobra]

Looks like sorry ass enriched bread. Have any bread selections for those otherwise great looking burgers?

[DJR210]

Diets are for pussies and assholes.

If you are in the medical center area I recommend San Antonio Burger Co.

I have literally never had a bad experience with them, and they deliver. Big SA Burger FTW.

[Xevious]

I'm addicted to Longhorn Cafe. They are my basis of comparison when I eat a burger anywhere else.

[Drachen]

If you are in the medical center area I recommend San Antonio Burger Co.

I have literally never had a bad experience with them, and they deliver. Big SA Burger FTW.

I'll second this, but hey the wheat roll for your bun and don't get the fries. The onion rings are the in truth.

[tlongII]

Sodium is good for you.

[DJR210]

Sodium is good for you.

Helps me cope, ok? 28 seconds is not easy.

[King]

Enjoy it while you can, it goes away tomorrow. Don't worry, though, something else is launching.

[DJR210]

something else is launching.

[Leetonidas]

Next time you're at Whataburger, go with the Whatafarm with cheese.




Not on the menu. Thank me later.

Jesus what is that? A burger and a chicken sandwich?

[Leetonidas]

That thing will blow your ing shorts off. It's actually heavy in the hand. Heft it when they bring it out. Put it in the flat of your hand and feel it's weight & goodness. I love it so. And they're a Coke store so you have that as well.

I'm going to go this afternoon and try the Monterey. I have not had that yet. Then tomorrow I'll have the Patty.

This is it though. Starting Monday I'm going on a diet.

Me and the Cubster agree, the Patty Melt is the

don't you live in AZ though? They have whataburger there?