Avante, you're a guy who appreciates real compe ion. Just curious why you enjoy "rasslin"?
Let me answer it for ya then.
Pro rasslin' is like a movie you go in playing along, you are there to escape real life. Yep, just entertainment, nothing more. You can't be..ah that ain't real....well no .
Now do I really need that long list of footballers, powerlifters, body builders and acrobats who have been in the biz.
That's not gonna work amigo, you want to talk to me then answer my questions. Don't come in here talking then when challenged total ignore things. Tell me why do people go to a movie? Answer the ing question.
Why should I answer a question you already know the answer to?
btw, I don't need to escape real life by watching dudes in tights. How come you do?
Humor me.
Why does anyone watch boxing or the MMA? How about beach volleyball or swimming? How about college wrestling?
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I made some stupid comments and Avante is now kicking my ass.
Kicking my ass at what?
Here's the deal slick, either answer my questions or I'm just gonna ignore your re ed little ass, got it? Not here to baby sit, ok?
The Legends 20 man Battle Royal
Lou Thesz
Edouard Carpentier'
The Sheik
Johnny Valentine
Cowboy Bob Ellis
Ray Stevens
The Destroyer
Antonio Rocca
Wilbur Snyder
Bruno Sammartino
"Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers
Killer Kowalski
the Brusier
Freddie Blassie
Crusher Lisowski
Bulldog Brower
Verne Gagne
Fritz Von Erich
Pat O' Conner
Mad Dog Vachon
But I need a large, cowardly, baby-sitter. You fit the bill.
I really like alcohol, though... Would you buy some for me? I'm too young to buy it myself
How many know nothings can there be in one place, wow~!
Does anyone out there ever read or pay attention to anything? This place seems to have a dumb magnet attached to it, because every dummy out there seems to end up here.
Damn, this is incredible.
Please buy me some alcohol. I'm even down for Thunderbird or Cisco. Really, anything will do
Maybe some 4-loco?!
I'm into numbers so just keep bumping me up slick, that's all you're good for.
Once we get pass...pussy, , suck, ....you guys ain't got .
I'm just a youngster who wants to absorb your book-smarts
Please help me out. You ask questions which are far over my head. Help me understand what a cowardly beta-male thinks. Help me become the internet legend that you have become.
I'm envious
Now that's more like it.
This is what you'll need... The Internet Legend Starter Kit....which consists of
high school football/track star
dance champion
12 big books on them blues
been to Hong Kong, Singapore, Bangkok and Bakersfield
6000 records/tapes/CD's
10,000 books
books by...Ralph Ellison, James Baldwin, Richard Wright
50 years of watching rasslin, football, track, movies
big and powerful, hung like an Arkansas mule
books by...H.P.Lovecraft, Robet E. Howard, Edgar Rice Burroughs
an artist
been with over 200 women, all races.
can name every, sprinter,footballer, blues cat, rocker...of note.
have creativity
all your teeth
have a ton of $$$$$$$$$
ruggedly handsome
have been called..OH GOD YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
gotta be able to do this
and sing like this
....that will get you started.
Last edited by Avante; 06-29-2013 at 06:11 AM.
undertaker vs shawn michaels. i would pay good money to see them versus each other in their prime. both in the HOF, two of the best ring entry's ever, icons...yep, i got shawn winning with the sweet chin music to 'taker's chin.
I stopped watching when i was like 11, tuned into one like 2 years ago and it was just ridiculously funny.
Remember the Vince McMahon walk? One of the best signature moves ever imo.
Avante entering a thread:
the at ude era mcmahon couldn't be ed with. he was funny as !
Pro wrestling is soap opera for preteen boys. Any man watching it after he gets laid is just into watching oiled up men.
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