How many of y'all are obese?

[Lincoln]

I was reading a report that 31% of Americans are obese. Obviously we got some fatasses here like Mookie and t park but who else?

[Avante]

I'm so fat that I once fell down and actually bounced right back up to my feet.

I'm so fat I had to have a toilet custom made.

I haven't seen my since I was 14.

I'm so fat I actually have to graze when hungry.

I'm so fat when I go to Disney World they won't let me on any of the rides.

I'm so fat when we have sex I have to hire it done for me.

I'm so fat they won't let me on any planes unless I promise to stand in the middle.

I'm so fat when I look down at the scale it reads...OUCH~~~~~~~

I'm so fat I once played a barn in a school play.

I don't however have a double chin, just face then body.

I'm so fat birds land on me they think I'm a building.

[JMarkJohns]

I'm so fat that I once fell down and actually bounced right back up to my feet.

I'm so fat I had to have a toilet custom made.

I haven't seen my since I was 14.

I'm so fat I actually have to graze when hungry.

I'm so fat when I go to Disney World they won't let me on any of the rides.

I'm so fat when we have sex I have to hire it done for me.

I'm so fat they won't let me on any planes unless I promise to stand in the middle.

I'm so fat birds land on me they think I'm a building.

You're so fat, none of these are funny.

[Avante]

You're so fat, none of these are funny.

Try to do better then got.

[ChumpDumper]

Try to do better then got.

In eliciting that response from you, he already did.

[JMarkJohns]

Try to do better then got.

I don't need to comment on the topic. I also don't need to try...

Go find your penis and your fatassed self.

[Avante]

I don't need to comment on the topic. I also don't need to try...

Go find your penis and your fatassed self.

Well then why not shut the up then and mind your own business?

[ChumpDumper]

Well then why not shut the up then and mind your own business?

Make him.

You're a mod, after all -- right?

[JMarkJohns]

17 minutes to respond with one sentence?

What's the matter? Posting in too many threads to keep a timely engagement like an Internet know-it-all? Or, did your fat fingers prohibit speedy typing, fatass?

Go yourself.

Or ignore me.

Or both.

[Avante]

17 minutes to respond with one sentence?

What's the matter? Posting in too many threads to keep a timely engagement like an Internet know-it-all? Or, did your fat fingers prohibit speedy typing, fatass?

Go yourself.

Or ignore me.

Or both.

I'll just you to my list of possesions, how obvious can it be....I own you.

Watch this sports fans.

[JMarkJohns]

Ohnoes! Owned by an Internet fatass Jesus mod!

!

What to do? What to say?

How 'bout an oldie but goodie...

Go yourself

Or ignore me.

Or both.

[Avante]

Ohnoes! Owned by an Internet fatass Jesus mod!

!

What to do? What to say?

How 'bout an oldie but goodie...

Go yourself

Or ignore me.

Or both.

Now how easy was that, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now watch this.

[Rogue]

obesity is a further degree of being overweight I guess, because the percentage of overweight Americans is way above that figure. fatasses have been the majority of this country since 1980s, though only half of them have reached the level of obesity. e.g. my goddess is a bit overweight, she looks plump and fat but still far from being obese

[Bill_Brasky]

I have freakish metabolism, standing at 6'2 yet only weighing in at 170 soaking wet, pockets full of change.

[Lincoln]

I have freakish metabolism, standing at 6'2 yet only weighing in at 170 soaking wet, pockets full of change.

Hit Dat gym tbh

I'm 166 at 5'9 but I need to keep gaining

[Bill_Brasky]

Hit Dat gym tbh

I'm 166 at 5'9 but I need to keep gaining

Yeah i do stretches and cardio and golf related excercises but lately ive been feeling like bulkin up a bit would be a good idea too.

[Sportcamper]

Try to do better.

Got on a scale at an amusement park & it read “One Person at a time”…

[GoodOdor]

I believe T-Pork was like 400 at his hayday.

I think he's around 300 now days.

Went from obese to......obese.

Congrats.

[johnsmith]

I believe T-Pork was like 400 at his hayday.

I think he's around 300 now days.

Went from obese to......obese.

Congrats.

Good for him.

Does he still post here? I was incredibly mean to him back in the day and I feel sorta bad for it. I'd like to apologize to that cracka.

[Lincoln]

I believe T-Pork was like 400 at his hayday.

I think he's around 300 now days.

Went from obese to......obese.

Congrats.

[GoodOdor]

Good for him.

Does he still post here? I was incredibly mean to him back in the day and I feel sorta bad for it. I'd like to apologize to that cracka.

He started posting under EricB after the finals 2005 spectacle, if I remember correctly. He might be back on T-Park though.

Don't feel bad though, he's still a massive .

[The Reckoning]

he's still a massive prick.

massive with a little prick. some huge ing issues. read his posts and it's nothing but one liners telling people to stop posting. he adds so much extra baggage to the site.

[GoodOdor]

he's still a massive prick.

massive with a little prick. some huge ing issues. read his posts and it's nothing but one liners telling people to stop posting. he adds so much extra baggage to the site.

Not to mention any bball take is basically leeching off the actual knowledgeable posters like Timvp, etc.

[johnsmith]

I take back my apology offer. Sounds like he deserved it.

[The Reckoning]

Not to mention any bball take is basically leeching off the actual knowledgeable posters like Timvp, etc.

agreeing completely with the knowledgeable posters and disagreeing with posters who offer new takes (that turn out to be right) because they're not tenured.