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I see they found Chump, Fussy, Clambake, and Baseline bum.
May they RIP.
....crashs in Harlem. As locals start to go through the wreckage they discover four smallish beings, all around 4 feet tall with heads too big for their frail bodies. With overly long arms for their torso but their most outstanding feature... one large red eye in the middle of their forehead. Three of the four were obviously dead, with the other one barely hanging on. Al (short for alien) was taken to a local hospital by a pimp called...Ace, Al lived for a few hours before he also died.
The story goes.....
After being wheeled into a hospital room our visitor came to. After looking around Al begin to scream, obviously this got the attention of the staff, Dr. Elijah Lee Booker was the first one in the room, as he approached our visitor he was asked......"are you God?" The good doctor replied.....no, I'm Dr. Booker, he was then asked...."is this ?"...before Doc could answer, Al was dead.
Last edited by Avante; 07-01-2013 at 01:40 PM.
I see they found Chump, Fussy, Clambake, and Baseline bum.
May they RIP.
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That was cold
You're assuming that an advanced alien that speaks English and believes in Heaven or thinks that Earth might be Heaven.....
Or that it might be , but they come any way.
Stupid story. You're stupid.
Let's break it down.....
Aliens are finally here there is no longer any question about do they exist. The first Earthling to encounter one of them in actual conversation is a black doctor in Harlem. So here is this alien from who knows where asking a black doctor if he is God, now what does that tell us.....yep, they thought God was black. There is no mention of Heaven there, I mentoned ...right? So what did we see there? What we saw was an alien (a race that can speak any language) who thought a black man was God who reigns in.... .
Point
When we do finally encounter the real deal what will their beliefs be.
You actually couldn't figure that out?
Last edited by Avante; 07-01-2013 at 01:43 PM.
Dumbass. Those weren't space aliens...those were the landscapers. The alien's name was Juan.
Creative writing not your strong point I can see.
A planet where they speaked Spanish....hmmm?
So you're saying there are no white doctors in Harlem.
quoting before you edit it again
That brings up a good point, what if Al had encountered a white doctor? Keep in mind they thought God was black and ruled purgatory. We will never know (unless they come back) if they had another deity who ruled in Paradise/Heaven.
Which brings up another good point, what if a race of people believed that once you die there is no option, you will burn for all eternity,
Just spelled torso correctly.
Why would Al think an inferior species was God
Al was only 16 and this was his first space voyage, being only a kid he wasn't privy to the mission. He was more or less the janitor. He wouldn't know Earth from Barsoom or Hyboria. Also keep in mind he was asleep when they crashed, these Antorians sleep for days.
So he can speak English, but he's not smart enough to know basic science that humans learn in middle school.
Al was raised in a one parent home. His dad was like a lot of Antorians he had that one big red wandering eye. Being domesticated wasn't the strong point of Antorian men. So Al had no male guidance in the home. Nobody to push him in the right direction, his mom had to work two jobs to keep them afloat. She was always too tired to worry about Al's schooling. Now add the fact Al hated to read.
Antorians automatically take on the language they need where ever they are at. Not a learned skill just a characteristic of the race.
How long does it take to get from Antoria to Earth
Our time or their time?
Our time
Antoria belongs to a Galactic Federation called Xeroxolpia. It lies 10 trillion miles west of Pluto. Antoria being the closest of the Xeroxolpian members. So in our time....three months.
Go borrow a sense of humor.
What was their mission here
I have a great sense of humor, what's that tell you?
Recruiting.
Many things, none of which you'll be able to accept.
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