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No wonder you're such a pussy
Little Johnny....I got a headache mom think I could do my choirs tomorrow?
mom....well of course sweetheart, how about you crawl back in the bed and I'll fix up some hot soup, sound good sweetheart?
Little Johnny...sounds good mom.
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Little Johnny...I got a headache dad, think I could do my choirs tommorrow?
dad...tomorrow, over a headache? I'll give you an hour, ok? so meet me out back at 4 ok?
Little Johnny...ok.
No wonder you're such a pussy
translation
My mom dumped me when I was 2, I never knew my dad, I heard he was a midget. I was left at Walmart, mom just walked out and left me there. An old lady took me in, taught me to needle point and make taffy.
that's why a single-parent family ain't an ideal place for kids to grow up in. I'm not an admirer of them es in general (obviously my goddess ain't one of them, she's a goddess) but I have to admit there're some stuffs (especially in a household) which are better to be done by them es.
Little Avante.... "I'm a got"
Mom.... "Yes son, we already knew that"
Dad.... "Go yourself, kid"
Rogue....hey I'm sick.
mom...bummer ya little sucker.
Rogue...hey asshole I'm sick
dad...eat and die
I can see why you're like you are.
Little Clipper ..mom is it true Avante is my daddy?
mom....how'd you find out?
Little Clipper...I could just sense it.
mom....it's your fault he left us
Little Clipper...what did I do?
mom...the first words you ever spoke were.....you're a got. The big guy just turned and walked away.
Last edited by Avante; 07-02-2013 at 12:37 AM.
I never fall sick though, because I never abuse my life like dad or mom does. My dad smokes more cigarette than my goddess does and mom eats garbage food like a greedy mexican, but I've known since my childhood that they're the wrong models for me to follow. I'm a lifelong celibate and I only eat meat like 5-6 times a year. mom cooks meat quite often but I can remain vegelatarian most of the year, until the end of every year when the Chinese spring festival comes and when we have to have dinner with our relatives, where I have to eat some meat so they don't see me as a or something.
I don't think it's appropriate for either parent to encourage Little Johnny to do choirs.
OP is a got
You're not a lifelong celibate are you?
Why not...hey Clipper Nation don't you get tired of that?
translation
I should have known better than try to get creative, Avante kicked my butt...again.
Translation:
If I say stuff like this enough then maybe people will actually believe it.
Stick to...
Awkward Moments
...ok?
Avante still doesn't get what we are laughing at. Guess he had to do the choirs by himself.
I'll never forget the time I came home after a fight at school. My shirt was torn and I had the look of a kid who had been in a fight.
Mom....my poor baby, are you ok?
me..sure.
Mom...what happened?
me..that Stanton kid again, thinking he can bully everyone around.
Mom...so he was picking on you?
me..no not me the other kids.
Mom..you need to not worry about the other kids, ok?
me...I'l try
Dad...what happened.
me...that Stanton kid pushing everyone around again.
Dad...I see, did you kick him where I told you to kick
me..I missed.
Dad...wanna go grab a burger?
me..sure.
LOL Your dad told you to kick him in the nuts? SUPER GAY
It was actually....
Dad....I better not hear of you starting any fights in school, if I do I'll whip you ass. But if I hear of you letting anyone push you around, I'll kill you. If you have to fight the trick is make it as short as you can, nothing stops a fight sooner than getting kicked in the nuts.
Super Gay.
I only got in trouble if I LOST a fight. I was taught to box by my dad. Was always told "Don't pull hair or kick in the nuts, son. Only s and girls do that."
Super gay is thinking the other guy is going to fight fair. Nobody is talking about boxing here slick. And for you to try and compare boxing to a street fight tells me you've never been in any.
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