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  1. #26
    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    I hate all goddamn pussies true story. I was born by caesarean rather than natural parturition so I've never touched a pussy or gone through it. Haven't I ever felt attracted by women? yes I have, but I also have the brain to suppress my natural appe e for the good of my career and my life. I don't have a 6'11 body and the athleticism of a monkey so I know I can't make a fortune at an early age, but I don't want to be like everyone because I'm a young Leykisian with ambition and for ude (just like my Jacob) so I have to keep pursuing my dreams as long as I can, rather than let my dreams killed by a , knowing that most es are dream killers
    ^ translation = I got a micro

  2. #27
    The cat won symple19's Avatar
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    I'm about 25yr old and I'm still a virgin but I guess it's pretty absurd for a to remain virgin into her 20s these days. some guys like me and my Jacob are smart enough to remain virgins into our 20s, 30s or even life long, but I don't think most es have enough brain to do the same, in such an open society like today's. back in the 80s and 90s when the traditional moral standards were not completely gone yet, it was not uncommon for a to remain a virgin until her wedding day but most es of current day will lose their virginities even before having their fresh flows probably

    If i were not a lifelong celibate I'd rather live in the 80s or any decade prior, despite not having GTA and Scarlett


    The 80's and 90's were a bastion of purity, no doubt. (or the 60's and 70's )

    Look, if you're gonna troll, at least make it believable

  3. #28
    Scarlett our Goddess4ever
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    ^ translation = I got a micro
    I'm a lifelong celibate regardless of my 's size, and my choice of lifestyle will only depend on my scientific assessment of reality and cir stances rather than the size of any part of my body tbh. Guys like DMC and me will ponder things using our brains rather than our asses which's the biggest difference between those well-educated people like DMC and me, and those people who're insufficiently educated like my goddess and you tbh

  4. #29
    Satanic Point Guard Stabula's Avatar
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    whut

  5. #30
    Scarlett our Goddess4ever
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    The 80's and 90's were a bastion of purity, no doubt. (or the 60's and 70's )

    Look, if you're gonna troll, at least make it believable
    I never lived in the 70s and I only lived like 2 years something in the 80s, but according to what I've heard from my cousins who are older than me, it was much more difficult to strip a in the 80s than it is at present day. es all have the instincts written in their genes but they had to behave within the moral standards back in the old days, but those standards are completely gone now, and the emergence of cellphones and facebook only makes it easier for them es to practice tarty and smutty stuffs. A living in the 80s couldn't take some nude photos of herself and post them on facebook because there were no such things like internet or facebook back then

  6. #31
    The cat won symple19's Avatar
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    and the emergence of cellphones and facebook only makes it easier for them es to practice tarty and smutty stuffsn
    Yeah, but a could act a fool and then deny it, unlike today. Technology has only made it harder to be a skank, not the reverse.

    Chicks being s is not a new phenomenon, no matter how many family members you speak with. It's in at least a 1/3 of the female DNA, regardless of how many es you converse with

  7. #32
    Slam Duncan Kidd K's Avatar
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    Begs the question though.

    How much ass has MJ actually gotten with the dice?

    Somehow I can't believe the answer is "none".

  8. #33
    Is there no one else? AchillesHeel's Avatar
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    MJ gambles for that pussy, Kobe just takes it straight up without warning, tbh.

  9. #34
    ...a.k.a. mAtT!iC3 mudyez's Avatar
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    Shocking!

    Always thought about MJ more as a cards guy.

  10. #35
    Out with the old... Obstructed_View's Avatar
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    MJ gambles for that pussy, Kobe just takes it straight up without warning, tbh.


    BOO! Here comes my .

  11. #36
    Veteran Spurs9's Avatar
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    I think the only part of that photo that isn't shopped is maybe the rope.

  12. #37
    Lab Animal Capt Bringdown's Avatar
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    LOL, MTV has-been's claim to fame is that she was almost ed by Jordan.

  13. #38
    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    LOL, MTV has-been's claim to fame is that she was almost ed by Jordan.
    ^ actually it's that she rebuffed him....but tbh MJ was much smoother than Lebron...MJ could have ed her had he asked and not tried to throw some dice up against her pussy ...I guess he was just playa like that....but Lebron asked to go for a cheeseburger, french fries, and milkshake and Lauren Purdue turned his ass down then took to twitter to brag about dissing him...whereas Kobe was in London scoring pussy at every turn (and let's not forget the article telling us that NBA referees brought girls to MJ's room for him to ...

    So now the biggest pussy playa has been confirmed: (who can get the most pussy on their own)

    1.) Kobe
    2. MJ
    3. Lebron (no pussy in London)

  14. #39
    Brantley Gilbert groupie. cute_spursfan's Avatar
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    I'm about 25yr old and I'm still a virgin but I guess it's pretty absurd for a to remain virgin into her 20s these days. some guys like me and my Jacob are smart enough to remain virgins into our 20s, 30s or even life long, but I don't think most es have enough brain to do the same, in such an open society like today's. back in the 80s and 90s when the traditional moral standards were not completely gone yet, it was not uncommon for a to remain a virgin until her wedding day but most es of current day will lose their virginities even before having their fresh flows probably

    If i were not a lifelong celibate I'd rather live in the 80s or any decade prior, despite not having GTA and Scarlett
    I dispute that. I lost my virginity in December I was (23). we exist

  15. #40
    Lab Animal Capt Bringdown's Avatar
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    ^ actually it's that she rebuffed him
    That's her story, a pitiful attention grab even for a former fame- MTV "veejay." Only a fool would believe it.

  16. #41
    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    I dispute that. I lost my virginity in December I was (23). we exist
    You're cool...we need to be friends...Imma hit you up on PM

  17. #42
    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    MJ gambles for that pussy, Kobe just takes it straight up without warning, tbh.
    If you kiss a man and suck his before the rape - how is that not a fair warning - tbh

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