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    Veteran InRareForm's Avatar
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    Well there goes my summer plan of biking to work.


    Pressure near the anus and balls where you sit can cause disruption to there.

    With the risk of getting hit by car as well, biking is not a good bet tbh...

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    plus it also affects the blood circulation of your male genital if you ride a bike for too long. sometimes my and scrotum go numb after 1 hour something of riding, like they no longer existed here because I couldn't feel them anymore, and I felt like the had shriveled and receded into the scrotum, leaving the foreskin draping out there loosely

    that's probably why I'm a lifelong celibate, I said this before anyone else does

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    And yet Lance Armstrong biked how many years? And did it with only one testicle whats your excuse?



    I travel to town and back on a bike my balls never felt better.

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    Scarlett our Goddess4ever
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    I guess it's easier to ride a bike for extended time when one has less testicles or none at all, maybe that was the real secret to Lance's success, dude won all those 7 les after having one ball removed imho. Plus, riding a bike must also be one of the favorite sports for women because they can take exercise while gaining sexual pleasure.

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    I guess it's easier to ride a bike for extended time when one has less testicles or none at all, maybe that was the real secret to Lance's success, dude won all those 7 les after having one ball removed imho. Plus, riding a bike must also be one of the favorite sports for women because they can take exercise while gaining sexual pleasure.
    Good points!


    I have raw footage of me using a bike to work for two years I can tell you stories. Look close to the handlebars you can see a flip camera mounted.

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    Lance Armstrong got testicular cancer from biking tbh

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    I also have eyeglass hidden camera footage of me being ask to leave the Tower that day, things got heated.

    All this time of me filming from my bike for 3 do entaries that never got completed when in fact the real do entary was me going through 5 bikes a year not to mention 2 crash and over 3 near death crashes involving SAN Antonio drivers.

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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    Lance Armstrong got testicular cancer from biking tbh
    And yet there are how many bikers each year with more than one testicle?

    That is like not going down on a woman thanks to Michale Douglas.



    Certain topics I would rather not Google ...so I will just have to take your word for it.
    Last edited by mouse; 07-03-2013 at 01:09 AM.

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    Scarlett our Goddess4ever
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    I travelled between home and school almost everyday by bike when I was in college and I'm gonna pick up this habit once the grad school begins in september. It ain't doing no good to my potency but it ain't gonna bother me because I'm a lifelong celibate, as long as I don't have any trouble pissing I'm gonna be happy with my no matter how small or supple it is.

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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    It has to do with the seat.

    This seat may cut off your sperm count.




    This seat may increase your sperm count.




    this seat may finally get you that promotion at work.


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    Well there goes my summer plan of biking to work.


    Pressure near the anus and balls where you sit can cause disruption to there.

    With the risk of getting hit by car as well, biking is not a good bet tbh...
    I stopped riding a bike years ago. have to drive too far to a safe place to ride. these idiots on these streets today. I swear, people are getting their licenses out of Cracker Jacks boxes.

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    Just get the right seat. Or admit it's just too hot.

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    And yet Lance Armstrong biked how many years? And did it with only one testicle whats your excuse?
    I travel to town and back on a bike my balls never felt better.
    girls dont have balls

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    Just get the right seat. Or admit it's just too hot.
    this.

    Also, this was a raging bbs topic almost 20 years ago.

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    That seat is called "The Liberace".

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    Where can.I find the libido saver seats

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    I think I got that. Whatever it is, I had trouble sitting for many months.

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    I cannot grok its fullnes leemajors's Avatar
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    Where can.I find the libido saver seats
    if you're gonna ride a decent amount, take your bike to your LBS and get it fitted. This seat is great tho:

    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...?ie=UTF8&psc=1

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    if you're gonna ride a decent amount, take your bike to your LBS and get it fitted. This seat is great tho:

    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...?ie=UTF8&psc=1
    After a bad experience long ago when I spent 5 days biking around southwest England, I got one of these:

    http://www.amazon.com/Hobson-amadere...t+bicycle+seat

    ... some love it, some hate it, (I got mine half price from a bike shop that had one returned) but it certainly removes all pressure on the perineum.

    btw, it's not 15 minutes here and there, nor 30 minutes to and from work, which I had been doing for months, but several hours/day touring for several days that ambushed me with several weeks of fully functioning, not the slightest ED, but pins-and-needles of an "asleep" penis. Still worked great, but needed guidance from my girlfriend sliding into home plate.
    Last edited by boutons_deux; 07-04-2013 at 09:13 AM.

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    Responding to this topic jinxed my ass this morning around 6:11 a lady pull onto the feeder road to 410 and hit my back rim not sure how I was able to control the bike but my left leg has three holes from hitting the rear basket and bruising if not for the 5 packs of BC powders I take every night I would have been in serious pain.

    The lady was on her way to work she had a yellow shirt and at first I thought she was going to drive off.

    She said you Ok? I said yes and she said I need to be more careful even though she did a California stop .

    I must admit seeing the green F-150 front end 9 inches away from my right leg I thought for sure I was toast.
    Last edited by mouse; 07-04-2013 at 08:09 PM.

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    I don't think it's the bike. I think it's those tight shorts.

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