I solved the dilemma of pooping at work

[lebomb]

My EX called me from a stall one time and the girl a couple of stalls down was rubbing one out. She said you can hear that all gushy and splackin

[mrsmaalox]

I avoid bathrooms outside of my own home as much as possible---but I have never seen a nasty women's bathroom like you guys describe! Some are less plush than others but the only messes (pee on seat) I've seen are from little boys who are taken in by their moms.

But I do have 2 sons and their bathroom is pretty toxic, I can't imagine what a public mensroom might be like!

[lebomb]

I avoid bathrooms outside of my own home as much as possible---but I have never seen a nasty women's bathroom like you guys describe! Some are less plush than others but the only messes (pee on seat) I've seen are from little boys who are taken in by their moms.

But I do have 2 sons and their bathroom is pretty toxic, I can't imagine what a public mensroom might be like!

[Blake]

I didnt piss on my hands to begin wiff, also my is clean as a safeway neckbone.

yeah, that's what happens when you don't use it.

I'm sure your tongue is a playground for e-coli though.

[lebomb]

I'm sure your tongue is a playground for e-coli though.

Yeah, probably picked it up cucking your EX wife.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Just lost 5 lbs the easy way...one of the scariest moments in a man's life is when he flushes the toilet after a big (at work or somebody else's house) and the water starts to rise instead of drain.

[CosmicCowboy]

Had to teach a freaking grown man how to use a damn plunger at the ranch a couple of weeks ago...I'm like dude!...you aren't trying to blow air down there (and all over my walls after it bubbles up and blows back)...tip it over and let the sob fill with water before you plunge!

[TDMVPDPOY]

have u clowns ever taken a dump, while the cleaner is in the restroom cleaning? hahahaaha

[Viva Las Espuelas]

OK. I'm glad this was bumped. Isn't it an unwritten rule to not go in the next stall to take a if someone's already blowing it up in there? I never do that and I hate when someone pulls in next to me. That just ain't right. And it's always one of the owners at my job. He comes in and makes it reek of stale cabbage and hot pepper. I always have to cut it short when its him.

[DMC]

My EX called me from a stall one time and the girl a couple of stalls down was rubbing one out. She said you can hear that all gushy and splackin

lol like you've ever hung out in the working crowd.

[DMC]

have u clowns ever taken a dump, while the cleaner is in the restroom cleaning? hahahaaha

No doubt you have, it was your work partner after all.

[jag]

the lady i work with tells me the same thing about the ladies restroom. She told me one time that there was a pair of panties in there for about a week. and it wasnt the sexy kind

If you can sniff 'em, they're the sexy kind.




















-Dale Robinson

[InRareForm]

also.. What good does washing your hands do when people touch the knobs of the door exiting?

Everyone needs to use the towel to open the door method.. no brainer tbh..

[Bill_Brasky]

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/my...toothbrush.htm

[Spur-Addict]

I'm tired of people who take massive dumps every day at work. Someone comes in, every morning and does it. It's typically between the hours of 10 and 11. You're telling me, that either you couldn't release that at home, or whatever you eat every morning is that massive and disgusting that it flows right out an hour or two after you eat it? Disgusting.

[Big Empty]

a few weeks ago i was wade fishing and didnt have a choice. I took a tactical in the packery channel. Work aint . Im right at home

[Spur-Addict]

I have a smaller bathroom, there aren't multiple stalls. It's one urinal, and one toilet. So whenever someone releases, it's magnified tremendously because of the size of the bathroom. You open the door, and this hot air just hits you in the face.

[leemajors]

Why don't you just avoid the bathroom in those hours?

[UZER]

also.. What good does washing your hands do when people touch the knobs of the door exiting?

Everyone needs to use the towel to open the door method.. no brainer tbh..

Definitely! I do this everytime. I even turn off the sink with paper towel, then open the door.

[leemajors]

Definitely! I do this everytime. I even turn off the sink with paper towel, then open the door.

it's totally and utterly pointless. you're walking through it anyway tbqh.

[resistanze]

When I was in grad school, I would avoid dropping bombs on my floor, as it was a 1 toilet type of deal (unisex). Couldn't deal with the shame of the next person waiting for the toilet and the fumes that were released when I stepped out.

I must reiterate, I look down on individuals that don't wash their hands after using the bathroom. You need to wash your hands anyways, no reason not to do so after taking a piss/ . Savages.

[Spur-Addict]

Why don't you just avoid the bathroom in those hours?

I drink a lot of water, so I end up in the bathroom a couple times a day. We're supposed to use a designated bathroom, but I may start using one on a different floor. It's just hassle when it's literally right there, to go down to another floor.

[Spur-Addict]

Definitely! I do this everytime. I even turn off the sink with paper towel, then open the door.

Same here. There's no other clean way to do it LOL

[Suspect]

another gross thing is people not washing their hands before using the restroom

[RandomGuy]

I'm tired of people who take massive dumps every day at work. Someone comes in, every morning and does it. It's typically between the hours of 10 and 11. You're telling me, that either you couldn't release that at home, or whatever you eat every morning is that massive and disgusting that it flows right out an hour or two after you eat it? Disgusting.

Coffee.

Most men poop between 8am and 10am, shortly after they have their first coffee. I have been in a wide variety of companies and places in my adult life, and I have learned this is true. , there have been some times when I have had to check two or three floor's worth of bathrooms for a free stall.